JUST

>JUST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEPP IS FINISH

MARVEL BTFO

DC FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Oh no, RT doesn't like a movie

Is this it lads, will 2017 be the year when the critics finally turn on Disney?

All those reviewers with their reddit pirate puns

kms

They have a personal vendetta against pirate kino

Oh look, Javier Bardem plays a bad guy..

>will we die, JUST a little?

Disney saving their bribes on the main franchises

RT MATTERS ALL IF A SUDDEN EXPECT EVERY TIME I SAY IT DOESN'T

>DEPP IS FINISH
how though?
>some actor (depp, hanks, cruise etc.) get paid millions of dollars for a movie role
>movie has bad ratings or bad box office results
>implying they care on their way to the bank
>retarded faggots spout: JUST JUST AHAHAHAHA
fucking idiots

WE DID IT REDDIT

Who actually thought this would be good?

>already bought a ticket for thursday with my bf

PLEASE DON'T SUCK

IT'S NOT FAIR

>sequel #479182736 in a series is shit

Did anyone honestly expect any other outcome?

This is the most expensive film production ever.

So? Doesn't mean shit if they didn't kick back a little something

>bf

>"maybe trump supporters shouldnt watch my movie, its not made for you"
>its bombs cause the left dont actually spend money on anything

Midori is better

Nah, fuck RedditTomatoes and everyone that uses it.

Yeah :3

Pretty sad this isn't going to be piratekino though :(

Seriously tho, this movie is really bad.
Like a parody of the first three other movies.

>$320 million production budget
>Projected to make 90-100 million opening weekend

Is this finally the end?

women r retarded

Are you the passive?

what a surprise

these series went to shit after the second one

Daily reminder: all faggots will burn in hell for eternity

I'm a boy You mean the sub?
Yeah.

Post pictures of him slamming your boipucci, I already have my cock out so please deliver.

>its only fags
thank god, I thought there could be girls on my internet.

Nice edge you got there bro

Year of miracles incoming

>tfw genuinely glad it is a faggot rather than a woman
Thank god, enjoy your movie with your bf

Harry Potter was consistently good because of the source material.
>Telling 63 million people to fuck off

And watch it make half a billion dollars worldwide.

Degenerate

On Sup Forums? Nah, only behemoth man cows, but even they don't stay too long.

There's girls (male)

How is this a surprise to anyone? The 4th pirates movie was fucking awful.

In all honesty I'm glad it's a fag too, women who visit this site are dumb as hell and they attention whore too much.

>Depp is finished
>People will still go see it
>Money will be made
Its cute you think the quality of a film or reviews matter in the slightest.

we both know that doesn't count

I've only made some snaps but I obviously don't have those anymore.

Not that I would post something like that here on 4chin

a fifth movie in a series that nobody likes is bombing wowwwwwww who could've seen this coming

Every pirate movie after the first was just increasingly bad.

>3rd was barely watchable
>4th was shit
>5th was ?

what are you talking about, everyone loves Pirates

I WANTED IT TO BE GOOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I didn't

I wanted this to be good for based Javier t b h, he seemed like he really enjoyed playing the character

>>some actor (depp, hanks, cruise etc.) get paid millions of dollars for a movie role
>>movie has bad ratings or bad box office results
>studios stop casting said actor in big roles
>no more big paychecks

What did they think was gonna happen?

Did they think they're fast & the furious 8 ?

All of the films after the first have a negative rating on Rotten Tomatoes. This really doesn't matter.

It looked like trap from the beginning. Nobody cares about fucking pirates anymore.

There are two types of girls on Sup Forums. They either camwhore and reveal themselves for (You)'s or they try to blend in with the guys. Don't forget how much women hate each other.
>t. someone who knows two lurkers.

I'm surprised the second one is rotten, it was as good as the first imo, the third one was decent as well.

(((rotten tomatoes))) hates piratekino but loves shit like capeshit

The metascore for 2,3,4 are negative as well my lad

2 and 3 were also piratekino

nice

2 was great, liked 3 as well. 4 had that qt mermaid so I'll give it a pass

>girl
roasties out

Depp was already finished before the movie. He can't seem to cash out any of his investments. Bet all his managers ran away with his money.

I'm a boy.

>implying it not will be fresh after 100 reviews like it was with Beast and Germiona
>implying it will not make 1bil+ like Beast and Germiona
Disney never lose, user.

What did he mean by this?

But Sup Forums told me that Disney buys reviews!!

>whitty

Disney really needs to stop spending all their shill money on capeshit

Once the audience scores roll in it will be another fine addition to my shitty-tomatoes collection

Warcraft was shit

It looked godawful from the trailers. Chinks will still probably save it anyway.

It's Hobbit-tier movie and yet Hobbit is fresh.

>pirate kino.

Please stfu. The first and second were passable at most.

Third was kino

>that face
>that last name
>that review
Based.

Fuck this new movie, post some original pirate kino

>Feet on seat

All faggots must die

Did it have a plot?

I like 3 but have some major gripes with it, but what could they possibly dislike so much about 2?

You are nobody

honestly Pirates is never getting good reviews. i love the series but for some reason it's incapable of getting good reviews. even the first is barely "fresh"

>disney buys reviews so this shit is actually like 9%
>they dumped 350 millions on production alone
Jesus christ

>tfw trump supporter and loved the first 3 pirates movies
>tfw going to marathon the series and watch the fifth film this friday anyway
Meh I wasn't expecting it to be good anyway now that they killed the best character off (pic related)

>Javier "Better Hit The" Bardem

Nice digits, are you qt? Any actor you look like?

>$90M projected opening
>that budget
But why

RT's ratings stopped mattering a long time ago

What's their reason for not liking this? Sexism? A “problematic“ protagonist? Not enough diversity?

Depp's personal life/the series
not the actual movie

POTC was never coming back from the grave, this doesn't break any ice.

From what I can tell their beef is with the movie not having a coherent story. Every review I read goes along the lines of "all the characters are looking for Trident of Poseidon and we don't know why."

>are you qt
I don't know.

I'm not going to post any pics.
My bf thinks I'm cute though :)

>Any actor you look like?
Aaron Paul because he's handsome :3

i'm usually one to heed reviews but I feel compelled to go watch yet another entry of piratekino

>harry potter movies
>good
user pls

Never underestimate the foreign box office with these movies

>mfw this movie is just another one that revolves around Jack Sparrow like the 4th movie

...

>Harry Potter was consistently good
Are you fucking serious

HIDE ROTTEN TOMATOES THREADS
IGNORE ROTTEN TOMATOES THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO ROTTEN TOMATOES POSTERS

Did those pirates ever leak the movie?

nobody cares about those brit guys