IF CLINTON'S CAMPAIGN ADVISER JUST WENT TO THE BEACH, SHE'D BE IN WAY BETTER SHAPE, FOLKS.
Adam Brooks
Trump
Eli Thomas
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Samuel Gray
Sir, can I make America Great now?
Jeremiah Myers
Years ago, I was Trump's best, or should I say, only friend. Why would he have a Finn for a best friend, you ask? Well, he isn’t that bright … he thought I was Irish. Truth is, he isn’t the affable, good-natured soul that his speeches have led you to believe. First off, he was bipolar ... and syphilitic ... and a hermaphrodite ... plus a raging alcoholic. That’s right, a bipolar, syphilitic, drunken hermaphrodite, who was addicted to Japanese puke porn. On the rare occasions when he was sober he would chatter incessantly about the film Mary Poppins. He really loved that movie. In fact, he always dreamed of floating down from the sky while holding a big festive bumbershoot like his beloved Mary. One day he bought one of those huge beach umbrellas and replaced the canvas with an old Nazi relic that he claimed was Hitler’s original “Blood Flag” from the historic Beer Hall Putsch. We then drove to Trump Tower where we found a perfect high spot that had a drop of several hundred feet. He then leaped off of the cliff while happily singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious“ and, well, it didn’t go so well, let’s just say the old Blood Flag got much bloodier that day, but somehow he survived with only some injuries. Weeks later, much to my surprise, I was informed that Trump had gifted me the key and contents of his secret underground bunker. It was essentially just a lot of old VHS tapes with Japanese labels on them and a couple of large scrapbooks full of 1940s german news articles. Also, Trump goes on about the legendary individuals who he supposedly knows. In truth, the only celebrity he ever met in his whole life was Dick Wilson, who used to play “Mr. Whipple” in the Charmin TV ads. He was making an appearance at a supermarket opening down the street and even he told Trump to “fuck off” So there you have it, the truth about your hero. By the way, do any of you guys like rare Asian adult films involving regurgitation? I'm selling his tapes.
I'm sure the Irish and Finnish get mistaken all the time.
Jayden Kelly
Why would muslim music trigger leftists?
Julian Collins
Guys I'm scared. We think this is a good move despite the media reaction because it made Clinton's campaign admit they had national secutity information in a private server. But look at what happened after Orlando, we thought the shooting was a good thing for Trump but it wasn't. I have the feeling this can be the same.
Ethan Myers
Oh my lord are people seriously going with the treason meme?
You can't just fucking undo finding thousands of emails, and it's not against the government to hand them back to the owners.
The person who found the body did not commit the murder, etc, etc.
>the smuggest Trump they could find isn't even smug as he's probably feeling
Angel Martin
>"This will be the end of Trump's campaign," said an increasingly nervous pansexual transnigger crippled gender studies major for the seventh time
John Mitchell
>This time he;s done for sure!
Easton Miller
LITERALLY NO ONE READS THAT SITE
Adam Richardson
Trump literally called for Russia to intervene with US politics for his shady needs. If he is already committing treason openly now, just imagine what he would do if he became president!!
Parker Kelly
uh ee ahh ooo ah ee DANGEROUS RHETORIC
Kayden Campbell
keikaku dori
David Young
The Orlando shooting secured Trump as the winner of that state, m8.
Andrew Garcia
More lewd
Asher Walker
>Name your book after the art of the deal >Liberal fags don't even think you've read art of war
Adam Adams
GOD-EMPEROR IS GOING TO TWEET ABOUT IT!!!
Nolan Thomas
not real, fuck off
Jonathan Martinez
If Manafort is tweeting this, he is IN ON IT! Absolute MAD men!
So what do you guys think the electoral will be come november, once shillary is in jail
Liam Perez
i'm gonna miss you when this election's over dude.
Nathaniel Morgan
We need more lewd
Parker Perez
AWOOOOO
Easton Carter
HOLY SHIT! PREPARE FOR ANOTHER 9/11 ASAP
OBAMA IS CULTIVATING A REASON TO ATTACK MOSUL
Military Officers May Have Just Blown the Lid Off Obama's Sick Plan to Swing Election
>Obama administration is pressuring for a premature offensive against ISIS to take the strategic city of Mosul for political reasons.
>“We all know the conditions for this. This is going to be a different fight. They are going to fight to the death in Mosul, and WE HAVE GOT TO MAKE SURE THAT THE CONDITIONS ARE SET SO WE CAN DESTROY THEM."
But I thought they were on a ((((PRIVATE SERVER))))
Joshua Cruz
>Trump's call for Russian invasion Can this be a meme? Just keep escalating his joke until people are saying that he asked putin to come piss on the constitution or something.
Isaiah Hall
Anything created by a White man is evil to a leftist. Especially if its anything to do with western culture and heritage.
Manafort must tell Trump to make a similar tweet. Or else, this day has been a bad day.
Jason Young
I wonder how the public is going to handle this? Love how he cucked the dnc.
Eli Garcia
Good work, photoanon. Some of those were classics for history.
Ayden Roberts
That will be a nice job when Donald gets in. Sadly, I don't have any weapons experience.
Xavier Fisher
Read
Kevin Cooper
This CNN though LMAO
Carson Turner
Media, when are you going to understand?
I OWN YOU!
Cameron Butler
>mfw the two women on CNN just now
Brandon Jenkins
>missing the joke Germanistan is not a white country
Hudson Allen
thats literally one of the dumbest conclusions i've heard. France is already mobilizing more troops than ever since WW2. Shit is going down you dont need another 9/11 you've got dozens of real attacks.
Logan James
i could easily see him bringing it up during the upcoming townhall or his later rally
Anthony Diaz
>all those empty seats
David Lee
The latest CNN poll is one of the most accurate to date
Carter Young
>The amazing DNC How many times do you wanna do this dance shill? I'll be here all day
Leo Parker
>muh ebil putin
Why do millennials pretend to be smarter than boomers when they fall for the exact same Cold War propaganda?
Owen Torres
Why even watch CNN? Of course there's gonna be Hillary shills there.
Jackson Martin
>counterfeit MAGA hat You know better than this.
Erio a cute. A CUTE!
Carter Robinson
black girl: this is about injustices to the african american community blonde girl: you just made it about race black girl: no I didn;t
Matthew Scott
NO BRAKES
Jaxson Gray
>only one obscure outlet covered the Bernie delegate walk-out last night, during the roll call.
Isaac Robinson
New talking points are out. Just ran into it on Twitter. Climate change is a bigger threat than ISIS.
Nicholas Baker
Trump is collapsing once again. Not many people are for Russia's war with the US just for Trump's benefit. You will see. Wait for the new polls.
Dylan Roberts
They know if they don't go now they aren't getting over the wall
