Marvelpakis on suicide watch.
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Mason Smith
Whoa is drinking whiskey from the bottle?
That's bad ass
Samuel Miller
And look hes standing with no shirt in front of that waterfall. Thats pretty manly. Why would he do that? Doesnt he know the water could just wash him away?
Nathaniel King
Wave?
David King
lol it's like they're trying to lock down the "i call people 'numales' unironically" demographic
Hudson Roberts
That's only a side benefit. The *real* benefit is locking down the demographic too alpha to even care what a "numale" is.
Mason Baker
what is the point of this scene? show us how "badass" he is for drinking straight from the bottle and then standing in a wave?
Wyatt Edwards
Literally that
They're trying to fight the Superfriends version of Aquaman
Owen Price
woah dood u r so manly
Grayson Campbell
baneposting never cease to amaze me
Wyatt Evans
No, I'm really not. I'm 5'6" and weigh about 130 lbs. I work with a 6'4" literal god of a Chad who's more hyped for this movie than I could ever be, This was the first scene he showed me from the original trailer.
Chase Harris
it's pathetic how Americans think drinking bourbon is badass, it's a fucking girl's drink, only them ost numale scum drink it.
Nicholas Cook
That's clearly a whiskey bottle
Adrian Gonzalez
>Aquaman
Jonathan Powell
I'm assuming 'chad' is the new word for 'jock'?
Xavier Parker
>waterfall
It's a wave bud
Levi Davis
Pretty much, but that's a little limited. There are plenty of jocks that don't quite fit the definition of a Chad. Chads are essentially the alphas, the guys that the jocks defer to by virtue of their inherently superior genetics.
I'm talking about the square-jawed skyscrapers that have never once had to question who's in charge.
Isaiah Sanchez
I love how washed out and gritty this trailer was, that means I'm mature for liking it
I love you Snyder, never stop doing what you do
Henry Thomas
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Evan Harris
Given Aquamans reputation amongst normies as a faggot who loves fish eggs injected into his ass, this redesign is very welcome.
Lincoln Thompson
just fyi this guy isn't white so if you think this is cool and alpha then you're part of the problem
Caleb Martin
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Jason Lee
just pointing out the hypocrisy of the people saying marvel is for beta numale cucks while at the same praising a film with an alpha non white lead
Nicholas Williams
mate you know is a bot right?
Gavin Robinson
whats that pisswater he is drinking? do all Americans drink weak pissy alcohol like that?
Jonathan Peterson
Everyone ignore, this guy is trying to force a meme
Nathan Thomas
Why is everything from DC so fucking blue, it looks like Battlefield
Christian Anderson
Shouldn't you be the one on suicide watch, homo? Does Carl Dargon make your boipuccy tingle?
Michael Cook
but there's nothing wrong with a badass pacific lad, he's not there just for diversity, he's actually cool and fits the new aquaman style (lets be honest blonde nobeard aquaman is kind of a fag)
Austin Garcia
Fuck you, Aquaman & Friends Action Hour was pure television bliss.
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