Anyone else unironically listen to this? It's great
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6UJxqXhC18
Hudson Murphy
Adrian Sullivan
I WILL SNATCH
Ryan Butler
EVERY
Gabriel Martin
MOTHERFUCKER
Hunter Robinson
PUNANI
Jason Martin
Fighter
Artist
Philosopher
Is there anything Steven-sensei can't do?
Daniel Peterson
>ex CIA asset
>fluent in 12 languages
>IQ 185
>Serbian citizenship
>Italian-American heritage
>Born and grew in Brooklyn, NYC
>Russian citizenship
>black belt in Aikido
>honorary black belt in Karate
>honorary black belt in Shibari
>Japanese heritage
>fought against Yakuza members
>Katana expert
>expert in Wines
>Counter Terrorism expert
>International sex symbol
>Mongolian heritage
>Blues musician
>BFF with machoman Putin
>Russian heritage
>Part-Time reserve Sheriff Deputy
>Trains security guards
>Trains Russian Special Forces
>Trains UFC fighters
>Buddhist god
>raised by black blues musicians in New Orleans
>Has his own energy drink
>has 1911 collection
>Better shooter than Jerry Miculek
>has the worlds largest katana collection
>Grew his hair back
Levi Robinson
>tfw the Seagull pill and the Bog pill are fighting it out in my gut
Carson Davis
Aikido always wins no matter how strong the opponent is
Jackson Cox
I discovered this like 5 years ago and I was blown away by how good it was. He's like Dave Matthews.
Fuck you Sup Forums Dave Matthews is good
Camden Morgan
>honorary black belt in Shibari
lel
Oliver Sullivan
Who has the video of him oddly sliding through the shootout?
Pretty sure he was being pulled on a skateboard or rolling palette or something.
Henry Torres
>Greatest Action Film Star of the 90s
>Black Belt in Karate and follows the Samurai Code
>Sheriff in Louisiana and Arizona
>Talented Musical
>One of the greatest lovers the world has ever known
>IQ of 180 and fluent in Six Languages
Is there anything this man CAN'T DO?
Brayden Morgan
>Mongolian heritage
kek
Also
>Got BTFO by elderly Gene LeBell
Colton Torres
nothing but unfounded rumours spread by jealous nobodies. funny how nobody has any footage of seagal getting beat in a fight huh?
Isaiah Bailey
Thats right. Every footage of Seagal is always him kicking other guys asses.
Nolan Nguyen
>Grew his hair back
youtube.com
Samuel Cox
Why is Seagal obsessed with Eastern Europe so much?
Samuel Fisher
They're the only ones who pretend to like him. His movies are just giant money laundering schemes and he's a propaganda tool for the people there.
Trust me, if Seagal lost his popularity Putin would just have him "disappear".
Brody Murphy
Bog Lumine Via and Seagul-do come together at the end. It does not matter which one you started as long as you finish it.
Samuel King
Do you think Putin believes Seagal's stories about his work in CIA?