last man on earth edition
/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico
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*repeals net neutrality*
Rare
know for a fact that if I was the last one on the planet I'd die about two years in trying to do an incredibly dangerous stunt
*repeals back my foreskin*
hmm. a little crusty here
looking at pornography without the intent on touching my dingdong
can;t understand this "dick cheese" meme
do you people not shower regularly?
Im 18, i can't peel it all the way back.
>parents too lazy to get their child circumcised
>how could their kid grow up to be too lazy to clean themselves???
it's a mystery
heh, i do the same thing man. sometimes i eat my dinner while watching porn
i have some serious stank dick when i get home from work
>go to /gif/
>click on dick growth thread
>watch all video
>not kicked out of library yet
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his eyes look bloodshot
>not falling for jewish tricks
>lazy
nice try
>drug culture has been a common aspect of the west for 50 years
>still don't know how to convince kids not to do drugs
wew
Why can't i peel my foreskin back
shitty dick
only when I visit your mom
Reeeee :(
>watching porn
>girls butt in full view
>fart
>smells bad
>get turned off because ur looking at a girls butt and smelling a gross man fart
Hi guys, do people care about NN on television in the US or is it just reddit and Sup Forums talking about it?
Have a song to cheer you up:
What makes your soul ache, fellow sadbois?
For me it's guilt. I feel guilty for commiting a terrible crime and never getting the proper punishment even though everyone knew i did it.
dont know because i dont leave the house
Don't know nor care
nobody cares
that we are all peons in natures game
>What makes your soul ache, fellow sadbois?
a woman broke my heart once
Visual memories of watching people I love slowly die in front of me
I live in fear. Not a single day passes when im not afraid
At least YOU didnt kill them
Women are gay anyway tbqh
how much did amerianons pay to open this thread?
how many knuckles do you want in your sandwich?
>repeals back
should not have looked at porn
my balls hurt now
16 extra cheesey
women are more evil than gay
gay is just a byproduct
your no match for me
cost me $9.95 plus a tip
>the absolute STATE of manchild wars
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>your
heh, you've already lost
Sad!
Superman
I dont fear no man. I fear that one day i have to answer to god and beg for absolution. I may deceive men with my lies but God will see the blackness in my soul
What will i tell him? What will i say that justifies taking another persons life in a savage way?
Imagine. Imagine a world where you are above the age of 12 and care about superhero costumes.
>Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control
Pegg
>SW is for children but they don't want to admit it. There's a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike
Lucas
>SW created the big-budget comic book mentality, it ate the heart and the soul of Hollywood
Schrader
>A 12yo boy told me proudly that he had seen SW over a 100 times? I said 'could you promise never to see it again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his 30s, isn't living in a fantasy world of secondhand childish banalities
Guinness
>I don't think they are making them an elevated art form, it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core
Cronenberg
>I don't want to see films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me
Friedkin
>They have been poison, this cultural genocide. The audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human
Iñárritu
>Spandex must cost a lot. I look at them and scratch my head. I’m really baffled by it
Gibson
>Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire, this religion. It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States
Jodorowsky
>Superman Vs Spiderman, Iron Man Vs Superman... I can't believe people are still paying to see this shit
Verhoeven
>This embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception indicates a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence
A. Moore
he'll say that your work is not yet done and send you back down here to punish those who have fled from his terrible light
Give us the details. How did you do it. Please
pretty sure you get at least one (1) freebie
used it up his first time masturbating
*accumulates and metabolizes slowly*
time to begin my full retard keto chemo diet
i am know to the state of california to cause cancer and birthdefects, including me in your diet was a big mistake kiddo.
Fucking reeee this chocolate only ships in Mexico, like Jesus fuck why can't globalization work for once.
>final set my overall grade in one class to 79.35%
>less than 1% away from a B average
I am completely disappointed in myself
can't you buy it from a 3rd party
i'll try rounding it up
79%
oops
busniness idea:
create red taxis so normal red cars get pulled over less by cops
No need a straw.
You can actually get drunk by just staying submerged in alcohol. The fumes of the alcohol are enough. You can even die of congestion because you'll pass out
business idea: who is john corzine?
It was long ago when i was at a local bar with my friends. During that time some russians were rioting in Tallinn because we moved a statue. Thats right, they were trashing the place because we moved a god damn statue a few blocks away. We were fed up with russians acting like chimps, the last straw was when one of them started insulting us across the table, pointing to some pretty horrific shit the reds did to us during ww2. I couldnt take it. I walked outside, he followed. I turned around and smashed a brick in his face. He fell down, blood bursting from his face. I hit him in the knees and elbows with my feet, i drove my heel into the back of his skull and cracked most of his teeth out. At this moment he was still breathing. I dragged him into my car and drove off. I pulled over, viciously smashed his face into a crater and dumped him into a certain sand quarry famous for being used as a maffia killing ground.
The killing was in the news the next day. I was arrested but i was found not quilty
Business idea: Start a cult
can't see what you did wrong here
Nah none of the mexianons I trust are still in Mexico. That Chocolate was the absolute shit.
tfw no siblings whatsoever
business idea: gas the jews and dentists
Got an A on my final buds
cult idea: start a business
Would you rather be oldest, middle or youngest brother?
As the youngest brother of 3 siblings, let me tell you that is not the best thing in the world.
Size of the chest of a woman doesn't matter, but the size of a man's penis does.
What do you think, /cum/?
Oldest of 3 is the worst, especially by a decade.
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should i do burritos or hamburger helper for dinner?
catch: i only have cheese for toppings on the burrito, but i do have a bunch of tortillas it would be nice to use as well as the spice which probably "expires" soon
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@niggerpoland
dont care
My Fetish
>frigerator
>brown nipples
i'm now going to assume this is what they all wear under those dresses
6 more days of exams lads
>Curly black hair
My weakness
i wear one of those dresses :)
bit gay
*shyly asks you for a date*
pls respond i dont want to starve
hamburger
tell me you love me
Hi.
you think i'll go one a date with you?!
LMAO go away, creep
i bet mexicans can make better burgers than most europoors
i t-t-think we a-are going to fast
burrritos it is
shalom
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why?
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>Gonzo journalist writes a satire/fiction piece with one segment involving sexual assault 20 years ago
>Retarded Twitter leftists assume this is real and starts calling him a rapist
>The women he allegedly sexually assaulted in the book say that he's innocent and tell people that this was supposed to a humorous fictional humorous event
>Rabid retards double down and say "well he shouldn't have published it anyways it's still misogynistic"
LOL Americans have fucking brain problems, man
Not reading this
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>american media covering anything meaningful
regardless of who they appeal to they just aim for whatever fotm shit will bring in money
they're not gonna bother with something like nn because they can partner with isps to gain an edge in the market
HUURRRRR DURRRRRRR FUCKING MERRIGUH
met three lesbians today
honestly think that female homosexuals are more viscerally disgusting than male ones
Zo agrees