/brit/

"Big poo, Mummy," she says, in awed tones – awed by her own bottom. "Big poo." edition

Going to do an irresponsible thing tonight lads.

why can't every girl just exercise and do squats. It's not fucking hard

Going to do an irresponsible thing tonight lads.

tell us what

going to do a poo wank nigger willy thing tonight lads.

Wish I knew how many bans I've had Tbh.

Reckon at the very least I have had 25 within the 5 years I've been on the chon

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drinking jack daniels in bed
wish i was dead

How many pussies will you fuck this month???????

Haven't had a weed in 3 months and have not had a coke in three and a half years.

Fucking miserable.

How do I stop thinking about the girl in work?

do this often

get 44 more and leave a winner

sissy porn

Might start doing squats myself and get a nice arse

injected 10 weeds last night

was alright

Britain looks grim

*whispers something in your ear that you might like to hear*

cx

quit your job

Any noosphere man in?

Reckon I've been banned more than 100 times in almost six years.

Raiding is the easiest way to get banned other than spamming viruses or posting unlegal content.

i was getting 3 or 4 a day back when Sup Forums was being ran by nazi mods

THE IRISH: AN HORRIBLE GOBLIN OF ROUND FACE.. EYES OF VIZCACHA!! ( SQUIRREL)) WITH THE APPEARANCE OF A `CHIMP... THE IRISH IS A PEDDLER WHO TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO BE ACCEPTED.. LOOKING FOR ALL COUNTRIES ..FOOD` HOUSE. AND A VILLAGE WHERE TO LIVE`..
THE IRISH IS UGLY BY NATURE.... AN ERROR Of ABERRANT NATURE... THE IRISH HAS THE CRUEL PUNISHMENT OF LIFE.. OF BEING`UGLY!!! A DWARF WITH A SMELL OF `SEWER``AND OF POOP` AND DIARRHEA SAVED IN A JAR IN THE SUN!.
THE IRISH: DURING ITS CHILDHOOD... IS OBLIGED TO MILK THE GOATS..COWS... CLEAN STABLES`THE IRISH `PLANTS POTATOES, ONIONS` AND DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO FISH
AND FOR ALL THESE REASONS, THE IRISH IS SO UGLY!! AND EAGER!!.. DO NOT DESCRIMINE THE IRISH..JUST HELP IT TO BE A LITTLE MORE HUMAN AND CLEAN.... THE IRISH…CAN DO IT!!!!.... THESE MICKS,.. GET USED TO SLEEP IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR DIRTY HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... THEY SLEEP NAKED` 'THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO SCHOOL...

postulate a bum wank

or literally anything on Sup Forums

I am David.

>unlegal

more than you, virgin

>tfw being banned for just posting in an /epl/ general

do you evade your bans ever?

Its entirely possible I do, I just cant remember em, and instantly evade so its like I wasnt banned at all

so you are the only alpha here

wonder how long beto can keep this up
hes been posting the same thing daily for more than a year

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autism knows no limits

I am David

(me on the right)

Of course not, would never do anything to go against my punishment decreed by our proud volunteer workforce.

Conan, what is best in life?

yes obviously

gone to bed early today
going to drink my extra big mug of tea and watch mario maker videos on youtube with my teddies

the key to great cocaine is how shiny and soft it is imo

i think i've been banned 5 times(twice global) in my four years of posting here; none of which have been within the last two years

>Holocene
>Emergence of Homo Sapiens

when the ass looks juicy

squats are for your thighs you DYEL faggot lunges are for your ass

to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women

>i have a really bad cold so i've been blowing my nose into an old pair of boxers
>my housemates somehow found them
>i got home from work today and found my housemates running around the house and throwing my boxers at each other and shouting "cummy boxers"
>i explained to them they're snotty boxers, not cummy boxers
>completely ignored me, changed my name in the uni inbox to "cummy pants"
>housemates have invited their scumbag mates around and keep throwing my "cummy" boxers at them when they walk through the door
>it's extremely low brow humour, but there's an uproar of laughter every time my stained boxers fly across the room
>of course the girls have to over-react and scream every time one of the lads throws my boxers at them
i hate this place. i thought being called toastwanker was bad, but this is genuinely horrible. i feel like crying. for fucks sake it's not fucking cum it's just snot.

haha

do you hotplate your gear? can do wonders for absorption

nice green letters

THAT IS GOOD!

Is there any other general that posts slags?

all of em

*gets the bevvies in*

ill take the bait.
toastwanker.....?

despise drug mongs

/S/ the entire board

why yes I do ingest literal poisonous chemicals into my body

love drugs

mate i already get through about 5 grams every weekend with no sleep or food if it gets any more intense i'll probably die

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Just remembered I have half a crate of bevvies stashed.

Gonna get pissed alone again.

i don't like druggies either, because they fuel our cartels :-(

t. coffeedrinker

these desu

because you're a runt

ah yes cocaine is just as bad as coffee

no, i didn't wank with toast.
apparently they find it hilarious i only leave my room to make toast.

hahaha fair play. enjoy man

Supply and demand mate.

Tell them to stop making such good pills.

hate drugs *swigs pint*

>He believes in "science"

something looks a bit off about her

love getting proper drunk by myself. always get strong lagers/ciders so I can get fucked up without embarrassing myself in front of anyone

only ever drink normie ~4% piss-water when drinking socially cause it doesn't even really get me drunk so I don't act up

You're pooey Lynx lad.

Knew you were still kicking about.

WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHHH

legalise drugs then duh

>love getting proper drunk by myself
IRISH DRUNKTARD SUBHUMAN

Whats the fun in drinking alone?

you and your toxic drugs

*breathes in toxic diesel fumes every day*

*deliberately buys more drugs than I need in order to further destabilise Mexico*

haven't taken mdma in over a year because i'm on SSRIs
please stop tempting me, it's my favourite drug

Just realized that John, a staple name of white America, is of Semitic biblical origin. Quite shook lads.

just mainlined a rizla

ppfffffffft
baby tier ez

lol SSRIs are toxic jewish shit

easy shit burgerbro

according to a book, the nazis were the ones who created notable drug cartels here in Mexico

>spend 200 quid on internet money
>turns into nearly 1000 by doing nothing

but it’s b-battycoin haha fucking loser

so is mike and joe

Work out the value of x first lad.

Should be fucking piss from then on.

imagine getting bullied by your uni housemates lmao

bro this is like middle school math lmao

christ its not that hard lad

Do you find you can just drink endlessly on coke? When I clear out the cans on a Monday the amount is staggering

Daisy Ridley on Graham Norton tonight lads

Kylo ren kills luke

easy. it's not exactly abstract algebra is it?