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You know, Pam, in Spain they don't even start eating til midnight.
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got the gf her christmas prezzie x

any gogglebox man in

Manager at local KFC got very publically fired by the area manager for letting a homeless guy stay in the place because it was cold outside. Not sure how i feel about this

shut the fuck up you rat fucks

janny won't approve of this spam will he

*closes it*

True, we eat at 22:00
Currently eating now.

Any noosphere man in?

I'd kick off to be fair

did he come in to lick cutomers' fingers?

/imaceleb/ today

got janny on speed dial your days are numbered kiddo

i need a complete guide on how to use proxys
i can't find any free ones, or any that Sup Forums hasn't already banned

just met danny dyer outside mecca bingo

ah yes Schrodingers jewelry

poosphere

hang the rich bastard

Should have got him a bevvie, kid

Man called George Soros paid me to make the amerimutt meme, was pretty friendly about the whole affair but told me to keep it a secret

all jokes aside i genuinely want to die, stopped caring about hurting my family. they'll get over it, i can't be condemned to the pain of living an indefinite number more years of this miserable life just for their sake, that's not fair.

fingered your sister round the back of B&M bargains

I'm interested to see how Tim Byrne socializes in public, do you think he could hold a conversation?

Don't think this happened because I'm sure they need to give notice.

SHKROMPH?

I'M SLIM

get in, just got my certificate for my E grade in A level maths
haha epicc

I sometimes give homeless beggars a beer when they ask for change but I bought all my beers on my card.

When I was at toil I wanted to be at home; when I was at home, all I could think of was getting back into the morning routine of toil

Incorrect.

just tell me what you want to say and I will post it for you

get the bevvies in kid

youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo

stop arguing with runts here and sort your life out

Lil Bo Peep with a brand new bitch
In the back of the club with the GothBoiClique
Iced out teeth on an iced out whip
With the limousine tints, you can suck my dick
Friends switch up when you in a Benz truck (skrrt)
Always wanna fuck, tell a bitch, "Good luck"
Always wanna fuck 'cause I just came up
Drugs in my nose, good drugs in my cup

payed back the 2,000$ loan from Mr.Goyberg. 10k to go lads tell we're free from the eternal jew

advantages of snorting cocaine at work: feel mint

disadvantages of snorting at work: inappropriate comments to co workers and clients, coming onto managers, constantly sneezing and sniffing, sweating

C1 : A
C2 : B
C3 : D
C4 : U

Hope you did better lad

they were anglos once
taken by the brown powers
tortured and circumcised
a ruined, terrible form
now... fattened

I wanted some overtime, and for my sins, they gave me some.

Probably got fired after being warned multiple times. I'd have refused to throw him out too

>mention Jutland
>Schnitzel sucker gets mad

do you need to piss a lot on coke?

waste too bait for me

lmao dude you do coke at work? that's so cool

>Implying that ANY rough sleepers aren't either JFs or drug addicts
Some mentally ill people tbf who deserve treatment

cover all 9,000 taste buds

poo n_gger

what's the missing letter?

Dreamed about her again lads. Didn't know how much I miss her.

The toil piled up so fast you needed wings to stay above it

legitimately want to live in poland tb h
how hard is it to learn polish

a

The oneitis and I will be together someday

I just know it

Been abusing sleeping pills for 7 years

Hat inbound

A

nothing worse than people nagging about poo.

a

nagger: one who annoys people by constantly finding fault

>Please checkout by 22:58
I don't get paid until Monday but the Tesco grocery delivery slots will all be taken by then, and full until Crimbo. Looks like I'm re-booking this slot every 2 hours until Sunday night.

Just can't be fucked to do anything when I do it at work

time for gogglebox lads, toodlepip~

>driving home
>dusk/twilight
>pulling into driveway
>suddenly see a car ~200ft away going ~60mph with his fucking lights off
>floor it into my driveway to avoid him
>car slides on the snow and almost falls into the ditch
>lay on my horn
>the asshole keeps going

he never even hit his brakes lads. i could have died

a generous offer, but my shitposts are too powerful, traveler, you better find a seller that sells weaker shitposts.

remember cute ears and cute laugh lad

one of the many victims of 2017

What are some good Christmas prezzies I can get from the big Tesco?

Just about to head to a party where I don't know anyone apart from one girl I'm trying to shag. What are some good small talk conversation starters? Bit scared of social interaction desu

>tfw will never be with my oneitis as she's married
We had a year long affair tbf

inb4 old man, she got married at 23

alri thanks for the life story mate

only if you drink a lot. when i do a fat line i do need a shit though

nice

Macbook user David is such a shit poster

toilet cleaner

incorrect it was actually i as in poo nigger

belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/homeless-man-who-guarded-open-car-overwhelmed-by-thousands-raised-for-him-36412298.html

how do I cash in on virtue signalling twats

yeah almost fell in love with him

All the stories have been told
Of kings and days of old,
But there's no England now.
All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore.
All the lies we were told,
All the lies of the people running round,
They're castles have burned.
Now I see change,
But inside we're the same as we ever were.

Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Living this way, each day is a dream.
What am I, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?

Now another century nearly gone,
What are we gonna leave for the young?
What we couldn't do, what we wouldn't do,
It's a crime, but does it matter?
Does it matter much, does it matter much to you?
Does it ever really matter?
Yes, it really, really matters.

Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?

Now another leader says
Break their hearts and break some heads.
Is there nothing we can say or do?
Blame the future on the past,
Always lost in blood and guts.
And when they're gone, it's me and you.

Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line,
Tell me now, what are we supposed to do?
Living on a thin line.

Ireland was an Axis power

...

same. always drop a log at the start of a coke binge

Posted from my Apple iPad

Windows user Pajeet is such a shit poster

Ireland was a radical centrist power.

tbf, that's actually virtue, not virtue signalling

Virtue signalling would be posting it on Facebook saying "This man deserves MILLIONS" but not actually donating anything

Just remember you're not ashamed or scared and become Nietzsche's overman. Conversation topics are inconsequential.

my nigga. but once you have that first shit you never need a shit again for days if you keep doing it

>The businessman, who owns McMonagles Boat fish and chip restaurant in Clydebank, West Dunbartonshire, was touched by the act and set up a GoFundMe page
ah HAHAHAHA

;)

President and CEO of the JUST Group.

watched that gordon ramsey documentary and didn't believe for a second that staff in the restaurant industry were doing coke
waste of money, waste of coke and as if you're going to do what someones telling you when you're on coke

David here, my gf broke up with me for Mohammed and now I'm sucking gay cocks and crying onto my £10000 macbook i got second hand

just snorted a gram of fentanyl

Still got a problem with too many guests walking around and not spending money.

Gonna have to ask Goyberg for another loan to build a more efficient road way.

Up to anything weekend?

What do you reckon about the Spurs, Man City game? Aren't Liverpool just the Mo Salah team. Haha, did you see the man kick the ball? HAHAHA

What do you do for a living/study?

I wish

I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my boss, until I said "yes" to a P45. When I was at work I wanted to be home; when I was home, all I could think of was getting back into work. I'm here a week now... waiting for a new task... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute neet squats on the Sup Forums he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

driving is dangerous t-b-h

scary haha

just go to the shop in person?

get the bevvies in lad

Google deleted street view on my entire street

>Married
>Literal 9/10 girl in work
>We work right next to each other and talk for ages
>I can't stop thinking about her

Men and women should not work together. You spend the majority of your day in work, in the small bubble of work and work becomes your world. Men and women cannot coexist as friends in this environment. Women should lose the right to work.