Is there anything she can't do?

Is there anything she can't do?

Be funny

get me hard

lose weight

Lose weight, apparently

Be attractive.

properly lace up the back of that black trash bag

Standup comedy.

Walk up stairs

/thread

take Pizza Hut off speed dial

wow, amy adams got really fat

>
>literally machine gun shitting out of my ass
>imitates with her hand
>like BBBBLLLLLLLLLLP BLLLLLPP BLLLLP BLLLP BLP!


>World class comedian who is going to go down as one of the greatest of all time.

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have a healthy bmi

Kill herself, fucking whale. I cannot phatom how normies think that idiotic whore is "funny".

Act

>stealing material from Sweet Dee

Jesus, that's low.

Keep her daily food intake below 6,000 calories.

Wouldn't be the first time.

...

>phatom

She's fit AND she's funny. Fucking. Deal. With. It.

(((Schaffel)))

/thread on the first post
But fucking hell she aged absolutely horribly

JOKE!

I wish she'd been booked in Manchester, desu

>there's no denying she's a total beast

yeah that's true

how hard is it to be super rich, have everything at your beck and call and just ... not eat so much

wear people clothes

stop eating