>man of steel--SHIT >batman v superman--SHIT >suicide squad--UTTER SHIT >wonder woman--INEVITABLE SHIT >ben affleck's directing prowess is robbed because he starred in capeshit, he's now on the verge of suicide, his family life also in the gutter >is also a degenerate alcoholic >snyder's daughter an heroes after watching a rough cut of justice league >joss whedon now head daddy of the DCEU >DC needs marvel's sloppy seconds in order to gain anything >yfw the man Sup Forums has been shitting on for months is now the head of their grimdark universe >mfw look at the anita and joss tweet Sup Forums likes to spam so much in contrast to snyder's "alpha-ness" >immediately laugh my ass off >mfw justice league comes out >it STILL gets shit on
real life DC is tonally darker than their movies desu
Asher Russell
Nice copypasta faggot DAILY REMIND TO IGNORE THIS SHIT DCHADS THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT MCUcks WILL REASSURE THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE NOT IRRELEVANT. THEIR COMIC SALES ARE DYING AND THEIR VIDYA LOOKS LIKE SHIT. WE'VE ALMOST WON THIS BATTLE EVER SINCE WE WON THE OSCAR. IGNORE THE MOUSE SHILLS BECAUSE THEY FEED OFF OF REACTIONS LONG LIVE SNYDER AND DCKINO
Xavier Davis
I totally disagree. I though BvS was UTTER SHIT, while Suicide Squad was just SHIT.
Christopher Gomez
Le copypasta meme
Tyler Wilson
OSCAR WINNING
Zachary Mitchell
CLEARLY I REMEMBERRRRRRRRR PICKING ON THE BOYYYYYYYY
SEEMED A HARMLESS LITTLE KEK
Gabriel Green
>Joss Whedon
There's going to be a lot of Wonder Woman doing overly feminist stuff in the future, isn't there?
That said, major bummer to Snyder about the suicide of his kid. Don't care for his movies, but that's gotta be hard as fuck to deal with.
Ryder Sanders
Nah, instead everyone is going to quip all the fucking time
>TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK
David Powell
At least it's kino, unlike the other streamlined capeshit that's churned out like a machine.
Levi Taylor
>At least it's kino kek
Gavin Russell
>Disney shills salty that Covenant booted GotG2 out of the #1 spot
Leo Garcia
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Ayden Wilson
BUT WE UNLEASHED A LION GNASHED HIS TEETH AND BIT SNYDER'S DAUGHTER'S BREAST HOW COULD I FORGET?
Julian Sullivan
GTOG IS CINO
Cooper Kelly
>tfw I'm not even bootlegging this movie
Gavin Roberts
GOTG2 RELEASED THREE WEEKS AGO, MADE 146 MILLION ON OPENING WEEKEND!!! ALIEN : COVENANT RELEASED THIS WEEKEND, MAKES 36 MILLION!!! GOTG2 MAKES 34 MILLION THIS WEEKEND AND HAS A WORLDWIDE TOTAL OF 732 MILLION WORLDWIDE AFTER 17 DAYS AND WILL SOON SURPASS BATMAN V SUPERMAN'S GLOBAL HAUL OF 873 MILLION WHICH TOOK 84 DAYS TO ACCUMULATE!!! DKEK CHOKES AFTER SUCKING HIS DAD'S SHIT OFF HIS MOM'S STRAP-ON!!!FACT!!!
Parker Reyes
You will suffer a fate worse than death fir what you have said.
Henry White
why are marvelcucks always so angry and spiteful?
Juan Wilson
>You will suffer a fate worse than death fir what you have said.
CAN'T BE WORSE THAN BEING SNYDER'S DAUGHTER AND OFFING YOURSELF BECAUSE HIS MOVIES ARE SOO SHIT!!!FACT!!!
Blake Garcia
MCUck corporate shill Disney fanboy reddit fucks need to leave
Levi Butler
They're adults paying money to watch movies made for tween-age boys, with no one to share their giggle fits at all the quips with?
Caleb Allen
BECAUSE WE GET TIRED OF BARKING DOGS LIKE YOU AND WE HAVE TO SMACK YOU IN THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP ISSUE OF SPIDER-MAN SO YOU'LL FUCK OFF AND WHIMPER WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND LAY UNDER THE STAIRS IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN PISS AND SHIT WHICH WE'LL EVENTUALLY RUB YOUR NOSE INTO!!!FACT!!!
Josiah Allen
All marvelfags have is the MCU.
Their comics are shit. Their video games are shit. Their cartoons are shit. Etc. Etc.
The only thing they have going for them is that Disney managed to turn their IPs into formulaic money makers.
Daniel Clark
I might catch it in the bargain bin in a few years
Jaxon Edwards
Marvels shittest movie Antman is better than all of DCEU
Kevin Sullivan
Reminder that Justice always wins in the end.
Jason Walker
They know that with Snyder's vision and Joss doing the finishing touches, the DCEU will be critically acclaimed and more successful than marvel
Wonder Woman is going to do above 90% rt, making marvel redundant
Lucas Allen
>namefag >all caps
Go back to whatever shit site you came from, twat...you're nobody here.
Asher Young
holy shit this image just made me realize. goofy is supposed to be a fucking jew.
Jack Adams
this is all a ploy. His daughter isn't even his. Number 1, she's adopted so theres hardly an emotional connection to her. Number 2, she killed herself in MARCH, MARCH, and we're JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW? That he's stepping down? Negative. Warner Bros is seeing that Zack Snyder can't handle Justice League. They've seen a rough cut and it's a fucking mess and they're terrified of having another BvS on their hands. So instead of throwing Snyder under the bus and embarrassing him, they're saying it's his daughters death for the reason that he is stepping down. They are bringing in Joss Whedon because they think that he will be able to give them avengers level numbers at the box office.
This is all a ruse. At this point, I honestly wouldn't even be surprised if his daughter didn't die and it's all a lie.
Asher Torres
Don't you know that WB knows this. That's why they brought him on. They are trying to end Joss once and for all
Matthew Myers
I liked both Covenant and Guardians Vol 2.
Covenant was a better film. Guardians was more fun.
As a Marvel fan I don't need to shit on good movies to enjoy the MCU movies.
Julian Lewis
christ you sound like a fucking loser
Logan Flores
look at his teeth lmao
nigga lookin' like jawsus
Aiden Harris
WE MUST RALLY TOGETHER AND STOP THE KING OF THE KEKS. SOMEONE MAKE A PETITION LIKE THE ONE FOR BRENDAN
Carter Adams
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Angel Clark
Guardians actually had a story while covenant was just a series of events. I can't even name a single character from covenant. It's like if you had aliens only the only characters in it are the random soldiers who die as soon as they land on the planet
Jason Taylor
Cringe
Kevin Diaz
>There's going to be a lot of Wonder Woman doing overly feminist stuff in the future, isn't there? Oh, you have no idea what you're in for. Whedon has been salivating over a Wonder Woman movie for years. She's gonna be girl powering and smashing conceptual penises for as many movies as WB will fund. Don't expect Batman or Superman to do anything other than be feminist strawmen at this point.
Dylan Perry
I wonder how much time you wasted thinking and writing all that. You should end yourself, OP. You would be better, and the world too.
Bentley Scott
we have an oscar fuckwit
Cameron Parker
Aliens made the same amount of money Guardians did. On Guardians' third weekend. Make mine Marvel.
Camden Ortiz
That is fuckin beautiful. And badass.
Aiden Butler
How are those cartoons working for you? And why does DC have a tv version AND a movie version of Flash? That's kind of a poor marketing choice, I think.
Daniel Hall
Antman is glorious. You're not some kind of childless fag, are ya?
Adam Rogers
Who's we? Got a turd in your pocket?
William Sanchez
>Snyder kills his own daughter in desperation to avoid the fallout from Justice League
William Rodriguez
>ben affleck's directing prowess is robbed because he starred in capeshit, he's now on the verge of suicide, his family life also in the gutter >is also a degenerate alcoholic
Haha poor affleck
Easton Gomez
Honestly except for Cyborg these really are the greatest superhero costumes in film history.
Zachary Morris
>Go to bed
Ryder Hall
Still better than any Marvel movie.
Kayden Johnson
>Antman >Worst Thor 2 is straight up unwatchable.
Nicholas Russell
the only reason a JL movie exists/is being rushed out is because of the Avengers
the only reason a DCEU exists is because Marvel created the blueprint
DC has been sloppy seconds for YEARS. it's all coming together now. I'll bet Kevin Feige will take a buyout and bankrupt WB when they hire him
Michael Cook
You forgot supergirl being a politicized piece of shit show.
Jose Davis
>all of this compensation becaues they don't have a Oscar embarrassing. There's always the Billboard awards!
Tyler Moore
this is the most reddiriffic thing I've ever seen!
Brody Davis
>yfw the man Sup Forums has been shitting on for months is now the head of their grimdark universe Can't believe this honestly, sounds like a supervillain's master plan going smoothly.
Luke Myers
Can Whedon give WW a lesbian lover? Trevor dies in world war 1 and as far as I know she doesn't fuck a descendant like Cap.
Zachary Murphy
>the DCEU is fucking crumbling right now >"b-but muh irrelevant award!" Kek, this desperation is delicious. For years you DCucks laughed at Joss Whedon and insisted the DCEU was better because of the lack of quips and "MUH RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM" but now Joss is gonna fuck your shit up. Now you won't be able to say "We're better than Marvel!"
Carson Allen
Is it not KINO or MAGA enough for the freaks on Sup Forums that Snyder left a job to emotionally process a tragedy? Is that not masculine enough from the 300 guy?
Tyler Sanders
>"b-but muh irrelevant award!" >couldn't even beat DC's worst pathetic.
Carson Nelson
Joss having hand in Avengers and justice league is too much for me. its like JJ doing Star Trek and Star Wars. What next Paul Fieg directing Ninja Turtles?
Jackson Bennett
>the only reason a JL movie exists/is being rushed out is because of the Avengers They were going to release a Batman vs Superman movie and Justice League movie in the mid 2000s. Nobody needs a 2 hour movie as to why Flash runs fast or a 2 hour movie as to why there's a king of Atlantis before they see the characters as a team.
Chase Cooper
>Snyder literally finished most of the raw cut of the movie minus the the stuff that needs reshoots. >Hurrr tumbling down meme! Whedon is literally directing scraps. It's not as if he is going to make this into a completely different movie to add his Whedonisms. Keep grasping.
Jaxson Carter
DC is winning where they are supposed to: in the comic world. When the capeshit fad withers like with westerns, Marvel will be left with a universe of super special snowflake negros replacing their entire roster while DC already has Watchmen on theirs + their minority characters are actual human beings and not just SJW bait