Watch movie

>watch movie
>look up [Movie] Explained or Analysis on youtube to increase my understanding of the movie

>watch movie
>go to movie's Wikipedia page and read the plot section

>needing to watch other people analyse a movie you are clearly to dumb to understand

>watch trailer
>watch multiple analysis and also reactions to better know how to feel

Read a positive review
Watch movie understanding how best to appreciate it
Enjoy movie

>watch movie
>learn about the intricacies of designing and building watches
>look up watch videos on youtube to increase my understanding of watches

>watch movie
>go check what people are saying about it on the IMDB message board

>dont watch tv show..
>shitpost about it and end up being accurate.

>Watch movie
>Go to TVTropes page and read everything

>read positive review and negative review and try to understand, weigh, and (if possible) reconcile both sides

literally me

>watch movie
>look up Reddit Presents: Cinema Sins so that I can pretend I noticed all the meaningless mistakes and laugh at how clever I am

>Only have passing knowledge of what a movie is even about, from commercials or bus ads, still debate its merits here and offer criticism as if I've seen it bc I'm lonely

>get a (you)
>it's some huge faggot who replied to the entire thread

>he doesn't treasure EVERY (you), no matter its origin
Pig.

>Amass deep knowledge of the medium through extensive study in film school and hands on experience in the field

>Forced to dumb myself down for replies or anything resembling discussion

>Look up RT score of movie before I see it
>Subconsciously already decides whether I like it or not

stop

used to do that too. i hated those boards but now i miss them.

Nobody could possibly be this pretentious

>watch movie
>Don't like it because it didn't have enough niggas murking each other in it
>Watch movie
>Don't like it because it was too many niggas talking and shit
>Watch movie
>Don't like it because it's a drama and niggas didn't get killed
>Watch movie
>Don't like that gay ass shit cuz it's a pussy ass movie
>Go on Sup Forums
>Every pussy ass nigga is calling it kino

>if it's a good score, I don't like the film
no exceptions

>watch movie
>go to imdb and read the trivia page
>add trivia that you find out while watching the movie and nobody has posted yet

True patrician

>watch movie
>understand movie perfectly.

>listen to some fucking retard on Youtube
>because he 'knows more than you'

Kill yourself.

>pretending to fully understand a film on the first viewing and without doing any supplementary research

pic related it's you

Faggot