/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Judy/Josie Edition

WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere

*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"

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Music:
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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF

Meanwhile...

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So what the hell is the story behind Dougie

How the heck did Bob just make a guy

POLL

Has Twin Peaks: The Return Exceeded Your Expectations?

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FIRST FOR SOOTBOI

It's almost like Lynch doesn't explain things.

Like pottery

Who else is excited to see unconventional characters get sucked into the Black Lodge fuckery? Imagine Ben Horne or Bobby Briggs being forced to deal with otherworldly shit.

>truman in the shadow
>coop in the light
what did they mean by this

So what's up with this guy

what a kino shot

it was the last time they met as friends

Lara Flynn Boyle's surprise cameo really came as a surprise.

That Michael Ontkean wouldn't do S3.

Threads are too quick. Take this damn webm.

his fucking face at the end of that scene.

man, they really took notes on all the weird/funny shit from deadly premonition.

In this instance, Sup Forums shows it's true ignorance of what constitutes the mythos, lore, and guidelines of a successful TV show.

Twin Peaks (season 1 and 2) is literally the colliding force of major media ideas. On the one side is David Lynch and his creepy/weird/anything can happen for any reason philosophy. And the other is network TV itself. They want rigid structure, mild unpredictability, and a status quo atmosphere. These 2 beliefs gave birth to Twin Peaks. Lynch didn't get to do whatever insanity he wanted, and network TV got a fresh and off beat show (that was very accessible to mainstream audiences).

Twin Peaks has survived and endured for 25 years because of this.

With season 3 however, those "network tv" beliefs are thrown away. Lynch can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. It's bad. It's boring. It's weird. And the fans defending this are the worst type of fanboys. They worshipped Twin Peaks from the moment they saw it, and are now embracing something with "Twin Peaks" slapped on as it's title that has very little to do with "Twin Peaks" at all.

could be the entity that possessed Shaggy from Scooby Doo

where are the aliums

any one have a screengrab or remember what was on the black chicks jacket when she drops off douge at the casino?

Press F to pay respects.

Dougie did nothing wrong, he was a happily married father who got unjustly killed.

rather see Jerry Horne smoking that fat lound and just chillin around

that was some powerpoint animation type shit with the little ball at the end,

Unexplainable things:
Mulholland Dr guy in the hotel who does bad things
The billionaire box
Dougie
Dougie's neighbour
The blind chinaman
People trying to kill Dougie
Coop's gambling superpower
BobCoop's sick
Scooby's ghost
Scooby's murdering

Probably the entity inside hack the planet man when he does bad things.

kek
I doubt Lynch even knows what that is.

Which scenes had the best dialogue so far?

[loud ominous pop]

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Reminder that everyone who argued that this isn't canon should refrain from participating in Twin Peaks threads now.

what does lynch think of normalfags?

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How is TP for bookfags so far?

If you think Lynch isn't working against the constraints and stereotypes of modern primetime TV in Season 3, you're retarded. Yes he has free reign to do whatever he wants and a good bit of the first 4 episodes is weird auteur Inland Empire shit, but that doesn't conflict with the larger contemporary goal of Twin Peaks as a whole.

>ywn smell her holes

Dougie is just real life Kyle MacLachlan

Who was the blind lady with the menacing mother knocking

The people trying to kill "Dougie" presumably worked for Dopplecoop, his plan was to kill Coop when Dougie switched places with him

It's pasta, ignore it.

They deserve no respect. Lynch put that scene in as a warning for those who don't pay full attention to telekino and just want Netflix and Chill

Why does nobody care about the fact that Bobby shot a dude in the woods
Additionally wasn't the dude he shot the deputy from that town where Teresa Banks was killed

So I can find torrents for Episode 1, Episode 3 and Episode 4

does the torrent for Ep 1 include Episode 2? Is there a way to tell (i.e. duration of the episode)?

That new female FBI agent is so hot

any nudes of her about

or maybe they thought it was dopplecoop

People trying to kill Dougie were hired by Boop to kill Coop when he came back

shit, wait I thought they were like mafia or something? dougies wife said something about paying people off with the gambling money

>chick fbi agent walks away
>They watch her leave
>Albert: I'm feeling better already

Get ready for the internet feminists blaa blaa male leer blaa blaa 2017

SELF-DEFENSE

They are normies who got #LYNCHED when watching Twin Peaks during their Netflix and chill.

how'd he know he was shagging the negress, was she a plant

yeah, episode 1 is 1 and 2, should be just under 2 hours

should be 1 hour 50 minutes, something like that

It was obviously self-defense

Can't wait for Aleister Crowley to come out of the Black Lodge

>every episode ends with a band performing

I kind of like it

Who owns the box?

yes ep 1 includes ep 2. at least it does if your torrent is 2 hours.
ep 3 and 4 are 1 hour each

they already got butthurt, there was some article about this shit earlier

Anyone have a cap of that weird ace playing card he held on front of that girl before killing her? At least I think it looked weird - I didn't know what the fuck I was seeing to be honest.

I'm going to rewatch FWWM while waiting for the next part, is there an updated link to the fan edit? I'm having some trouble finding it right now so I may just settle for the original cut.

they were posting articles like that before Episode 3 and 4 were even possible to have been watched

This is genuinely some next level shit pushing the medium forward.

pretty obvious he despises sjws and normies.

I am so happy things like this can make it to mainstream television

Or, they liked Twin Peaks for what it was and are also fans of David Lynch, and like seeing more traditional Lynch on TV. It's possible to like OG Twin Peaks and all of Lynch's other work. To see them combined, and form his uninhibited vision along with continuing/concluding a story, is a dream come true for some people.

>Albert: I'm feeling better already
>Dies months later.

I think that's just a product of Lynch shooting it like an 18 hour movie with no real endings to episodes. So they had to end them somehow. I like it.

Darya's actress look a hell of a lot like Amanda Seyfried

Does the dialogue feel unnatural to anyone else? Literally feels like Lynch is behind the camera holding cue cards.

shhh
we forget about that

Like who attacked Jacoby in the S1 finale


Also wtf is with Jacoby and his shovels

Philip Jefferies, he's carrying Windom Earle's legacy of studying Dugpa magic under Dopplecoop's instruction

TV release is 2 episodes together (almost 2 hours)
Digital release is two separate episodes (about an hour each)

incorrect

no

how could it not be canon? it is

rapidshare.com/files/29749733/FWWM_Q2_v2.rar

She didn't fly so good

Knowing Mark Frost, Trump will own the box and will be trying to capture Bob so he can harness his evil.

Honestly I think Bobby looks even better. Dude is extremely handsome.

nothing

>tfw this isn't twin peaks but is finally the mulholland dr series that we were denied

Tammy is Tammy Preston, Aka Agent T P, aka the agent who put together the Secret History of Twin Peaks

Jerry Horne. He's hoping it summons some kind of interdimensional sandwich.

>Like who attacked Jacoby in the S1 finale
Wasn't that Action Hank? Same guy who was working with Leo in the woods when he was fucking up Bobby and his friend's shit?

Me too man, I actually sit through all the credits

which was literlally a twin peaks spinoff about Audredy

I wonder how they could find someone who looks so much like her. It's almost as if Amanda Seyfried is playing that character.

>shhh
>we forget about that
>Like who attacked Jacoby in the S1 finale
>Also wtf is with Jacoby and his shovels
lelend
dunno yet

People who just saw IGN post about Twin Peaks and watched it last month decided it wasn't canon. In one thread somebody didn't even know who Mark Frost was, and then tried to backpedal when confronted while basically throwing a tantrum of why it's not canon.

youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk

>tfw playing this on repeat for the past three hours

this was so unnecessary

Mulholland Drive was originally a Twin Peaks spinoff for Audrey Horne, so yeah

> Fix your hearts or die

He's pretty progressive

>yfw Bobby and James are now friends like Ed was to Harry S Truman

disgusting pig people being wrong about life

Same. Just kept repeating it for an entire car ride.

>progressive
>not having them fired and blacklisted

No it wasn't literally that. That was the original idea but it changed to something else. "Audredy" isn't in it.

Check out their album Kill For Love, it was the hottest album of 2012 for Sup Forums

Okay, so it seems that Coop was supposed to enter the real world through DoppelCoops car lighter, but didn't and that's why everything is wrong?

He's a meritocrat. Denise is one of his best agents