Alright, for $400

Alright, for $400....

Name something thats big, long, thick, hard, black, dripping at the tip, and gives your wife lots of pleasure when you're not home...

I'M GOING TO SAY A ROTTEN CUCUMBER, STEVE!

vacuum cleaner!

I-Idris Elba?

................ penis >:D

You know I'm a cuck, Steve. I'm gonna say YOUR DICK!!!

a fat black lab

I'm gonna have to say a chocolate bar on a hot day, Steve!

Gotta go with.....COFFEE MAKER!!!

COME ON COFFEE MAKER!!

"GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER"

My Japanese Wife Rioyokihira Mitshubishis famous homemade sushi rolls!

I'm gonna go with Nigger dick, Steve

A MELTING CHOCOLATE BAR, STEVE!

NAME A PENIS

TAKING A HUMONGOUS SHIT

MR WILLYWONKA!!
>clap clap clap

DIS A FAMILY SHOW

I CANT KEEP DOIN THIS SHIT

>NAME A KINDA PERSON YOU HATE TO SEE ON YOUR WAY TO THE ATM AT 2:40am

MY EX-WIFE, STEVE!

A NIGGER!!

MY MOTHER-IN-LAW

A wine bottle!

GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH SATAN ON THAT ONE STEEEEVE!

I'm going to have to go with a Akula (Typhoon-class) Soviet submarine.

STEVE, STEVE

>Y'ALL WHITE FOLKS IS CRAZY MAN

Naked grandma!

PICKLE RICK