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HELP ME LADS edition

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>mfw the new star wars is absolute shit

Star Wars was always shit. Star Trek is the chad

idée d'entreprise: pari sur les canaris.

>me likey likey sta wurz an batmaaaan ehehehe

>I made a new thread 40 posts early because I'm a big fat american manchild and absolutely must feel important and special at all times edition

proto gf took 20min to reply to my snap so im not even opening hers anymore and as far as im concerned we're DONE

LOVE Japanese women

simple as

reckon im a superior to you

cool it with the autism chum

Had a nap earlier and now can't sleep when I want to

It's almost 2am haha

actually hate queers

talking to one right now

reckon him inferior to poo

actually hate irish

hmm yes so brits flaunt their uncircumcised willies but they also suffer from phimosis and end up having their foreskin removed anyway hmm

wank to some obscene stuff

>user i was taking a nap what did you wake me for

Hate is a strong word, pumpkin. Surely you mean love.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

pretty sure asians are aliens. a weird creature of slanty eyes and yellow skin, big teeth and short. languague is moonrunes. dont consider them human to be fair

thought: weed wanks are fantastic, second only to coke wanks

can hear my mum crying in the next room

homosexuality is a mental illness and they spread disease tbf

i will kill you :3

cry louder, show your dominance

tell her to keep it down, that's just inconsiderate of her honestly

someone hat this racist

*stares at you impatiently*

I will visit London, Monday.
What should I expect?

Two pints of Strongbow Dark Fruits mate

i'll have 1 beer

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get the bevvies in dave

love cheese strings me

mamón, MAMÓN!

568 millilitres of the black stuff squire

so brother booked the last jedi and i was too drunk to go

disappointed in myself

Top of the morning to you "mate", I'll have a pint of your finest ale!
I'm from Utah by the way what's your name?

it is cold

how could this happen to me

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pint of vodka and a spliff

post toot

>unironically did this once
JUST

m-m-MUMMY!

I live in 'Northern' France so I guess it will be okay.

post arse

lots and lots of pakis and blacks and grim architecture
london is all of the the Sup Forums memes of the UK brought to life

toast poot

So in other words...London is like Paris :^)

bruh

toot

63 Past 1 right now, need to sleep

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wow that shirt really makes me think tb h

yes but more pakis and less algerians

Trump needs to block the Disney/Fox deal

the bugmen will FLIP

Are pakis cunts?

Don't think anyone really cares about corporate mergers

business idea: toot.com

nigger

reckon there's a good chance you are one

Hate the Jews

my fucking PASSPORT was supposed to be here tomorrow but got "forwarded" to another post office and i dont know if that means it will be here tomorrow or not

They're probably not used to delivering passports

the ones here are pretty lad tier, but there aren't many of them and i've never lived in london
chances are they're mostly alright

the bugmen do

reckon im smarter than yu

any cello man in

my new bitch yellow

what's 56*544

viola man myself

a milion

Yo yo ma lads

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vocaroo us a tune lad

lol

sorry lad, can't, not at home

420 my dude hehe B)

>using tinder
hello hiv man

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>tfw no gf

vocaroo.com/i/s166gQt47RMt
here u go

This thread needs more hustle and/or bustle

dont want a gf because i am completely non-self dependent and that contributes a lot to my insecurity.

im afraid to drive even so its not likely to happen

impressive

Tous les buts de tous les jeux, présenté par Alexandre Ruiz sur Canal+.
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my parents know i am posting here right now

hey now
you're an all star

still dont know what a bubble butt is

canal ploo

Took two sleeping pills and now my muscles feel really relaxed

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it's cruel to make cats fat

How do i get my sleep cycle under control lads? Been sleeping till 2pm for the last couple of days.

just got home from the christmas do lads
was a very good night tbqh lads
came out of my shell enough for the colleagues to respect me but didn't go too far and end up embarrassing myself whilst drunk

a successful night i must say

yeah they'll do that i reckon

thanks m8

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