HELP ME LADS edition
/brit/
>mfw the new star wars is absolute shit
Star Wars was always shit. Star Trek is the chad
idée d'entreprise: pari sur les canaris.
>me likey likey sta wurz an batmaaaan ehehehe
>I made a new thread 40 posts early because I'm a big fat american manchild and absolutely must feel important and special at all times edition
proto gf took 20min to reply to my snap so im not even opening hers anymore and as far as im concerned we're DONE
LOVE Japanese women
simple as
reckon im a superior to you
cool it with the autism chum
Had a nap earlier and now can't sleep when I want to
It's almost 2am haha
actually hate queers
talking to one right now
reckon him inferior to poo
actually hate irish
hmm yes so brits flaunt their uncircumcised willies but they also suffer from phimosis and end up having their foreskin removed anyway hmm
wank to some obscene stuff
>user i was taking a nap what did you wake me for
Hate is a strong word, pumpkin. Surely you mean love.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
pretty sure asians are aliens. a weird creature of slanty eyes and yellow skin, big teeth and short. languague is moonrunes. dont consider them human to be fair
thought: weed wanks are fantastic, second only to coke wanks
can hear my mum crying in the next room
homosexuality is a mental illness and they spread disease tbf
i will kill you :3
cry louder, show your dominance
tell her to keep it down, that's just inconsiderate of her honestly
someone hat this racist
*stares at you impatiently*
I will visit London, Monday.
What should I expect?
Two pints of Strongbow Dark Fruits mate
i'll have 1 beer
get the bevvies in dave
love cheese strings me
mamón, MAMÓN!
568 millilitres of the black stuff squire
so brother booked the last jedi and i was too drunk to go
disappointed in myself
Top of the morning to you "mate", I'll have a pint of your finest ale!
I'm from Utah by the way what's your name?
it is cold
how could this happen to me
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pint of vodka and a spliff
post toot
>unironically did this once
JUST
m-m-MUMMY!
I live in 'Northern' France so I guess it will be okay.
post arse
lots and lots of pakis and blacks and grim architecture
london is all of the the Sup Forums memes of the UK brought to life
toast poot
So in other words...London is like Paris :^)
bruh
toot
63 Past 1 right now, need to sleep
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wow that shirt really makes me think tb h
yes but more pakis and less algerians
Trump needs to block the Disney/Fox deal
the bugmen will FLIP
Are pakis cunts?
Don't think anyone really cares about corporate mergers
business idea: toot.com
nigger
reckon there's a good chance you are one
Hate the Jews
my fucking PASSPORT was supposed to be here tomorrow but got "forwarded" to another post office and i dont know if that means it will be here tomorrow or not
They're probably not used to delivering passports
the ones here are pretty lad tier, but there aren't many of them and i've never lived in london
chances are they're mostly alright
the bugmen do
reckon im smarter than yu
any cello man in
my new bitch yellow
what's 56*544
viola man myself
a milion
Yo yo ma lads
vocaroo us a tune lad
lol
sorry lad, can't, not at home
420 my dude hehe B)
>using tinder
hello hiv man
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>tfw no gf
vocaroo.com
here u go
This thread needs more hustle and/or bustle
dont want a gf because i am completely non-self dependent and that contributes a lot to my insecurity.
im afraid to drive even so its not likely to happen
impressive
Tous les buts de tous les jeux, présenté par Alexandre Ruiz sur Canal+.
youtube.com
my parents know i am posting here right now
hey now
you're an all star
still dont know what a bubble butt is
canal ploo
Took two sleeping pills and now my muscles feel really relaxed
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it's cruel to make cats fat
How do i get my sleep cycle under control lads? Been sleeping till 2pm for the last couple of days.
just got home from the christmas do lads
was a very good night tbqh lads
came out of my shell enough for the colleagues to respect me but didn't go too far and end up embarrassing myself whilst drunk
a successful night i must say
yeah they'll do that i reckon
thanks m8
did a video for it too
youtu.be