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Dr. Nassim "Alan" Douche PHD MeD. edition

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International symbol for sex

i thought 'seeing' someone implied a relationship
or is that not the done thing with the young people nowadays

*shoots you*

what do?

why is he so oily? is he using the same bio oil tim uses?

any STEM man in?

Nassim and MGTOW have opened my eyes on women

*rushes home to post on /brit/*

No here it means the step before you're in a relationship

I despise Americans.

More interested in shagging girls than I am my studies
Wish it wasn't like this lads

>More interested in shagging girls than I am my studies
:S

pretty sure everyone is like this besides maybe turbo brainbulls that are more interested in abstract maths

give me your shoulder measurements

cornetto

Still at the wine bar lads

yes
seven

pics xx

haha... lads.... guess who just downloaded a few pictures of some naked ladies together....
(it was me i did)

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got the widest shoulders in the fokin newcastle gym mate

they are underage?

still on the lookout for tonight's wank material myself

girls arses

>plastic jerry can
>£5
>box of dry white wine
>£5

will petrol go in a plastic bag/box

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

i sometimes soak loorolls in wine
its like alcoholic chewing gum

want to give red dead redemption a replay but can't be arsed

hips

>gf wont cum
>have to moan into my phone for 30 minutes while browsing /brit/

ah yes

Moral: To understand economics you need to know not only fundamentals but also its nuances. Darwin is in the nuances. When someone preaches "economics in one lesson," I advise: go back for the second lesson.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

have heard you can find that kind of stuff over the world wide web but dont quite know where to look for

bis, tris and thighs

why is the filthy israeli posting here though

have faked orgasms on two occasions during phone sex

Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

so
tomorrow i have to drive to all the little boys and girls
i hate it
i hate driving along santa claus way
hate it

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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

we're being raided by operator chan

have been chuckling at this for a good 5 minutes

Stop posting walls of text or I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.

*looks into your eyes and wants to get to know you*

ra ra rasputin

arsehole feels a bit wet lads

ro ma ro ma ma

roses are red
violets are blue
monetarism is stupid
thank you

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my name is bet-o
i like to get blet-o

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might start going to the gym
dunno if it's this country specifically but virtually all young men and women ive walked into the past weeks were looksmaxed, quite scary stuff

Very broad, think Johnny bravo.

I miss when they weren't medicated.

Thinking of developing some sermons specifically for /brit/

I posted some scripture last night, but I need to make it into a coherent set of posts

How much money do you make a year?

O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler,
Sings posum up a gum tree an conny in a holler

O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler,
Sings posum up a gum tree an conny in a holler

O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler,
Sings posum up a gum tree an conny in a holler

Posum up a gum tree, coonny on a stump,
Den over dubble trubble, Zip coon will jump.

Posum up a gum tree, coonny on a stump,
Den over dubble trubble, Zip coon will jump.

Posum up a gum tree, coonny on a stump,
Den over dubble trubble, Zip coon will jump.

currently cooking some bacon and split pea soup

very good for winter

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nigger chocolate

oy vey its anuthur famine

@83085150
Don't (You) me again.

fwoar

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

thinking about making my first /brit/ sermon about slagposting.

I could show the biblical text that shows you why its morally evil, as it takes you from lusting after women to sins such as adultery, fornication, and masturbation.

beto posting the same posts day in and day out

the man is a loony

Plot twist: Hitler was actually a goody

the bible is a slag book for cunts

racist

What say you about these nipples lads?

>fornication
don't think i need to worry about this particular sin haha

>water is wet
mmhmm

That's what I thought. You're a neet loser, your opinions are worth nothing

someone always gets triggered when he is reminded that romans were not germanic

holds up

What about Jap posting?

niggers were romans, too

FU CKIN 'ELL

I would if I were you. You may be tempted to go on hook up sites like tinder or see prostitutes, but you have to realize that the Bible makes it abundantly clear that fornication is a serious, serious sin.

I would instead advise you to meet a girl the right way, and marry her. It is only through the God ordained institution of marriage that our natural desires should be acted upon.

I'm Danish.

Yes, that's a good subject too.

Weabooism is generally a NEET phenomenon, and the bible makes it clear that sluggards and sloths are sinning. Idle hands and minds are Satan's workshop. Keeping busy and working helps immensely to fend off sin.

>sites like tinder
tried that, zero matches
>see prostitutes
got zero monies
>meet a girl
hahahahhahahahahahhahahah, you're alright canada

OMG look how germanic the greeks were

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>check gps
"Can't find your location"

ava...

i was reading marx and engels the other day, and i swear that they sound like national socialists who vote for hitler

how do those snapping heat pads work
if you say SCIENCE BITCH I will end you

The bible is gay
Layabout NEET master race

Join a local church or bible study group. There are ways to meet women in a healthy manner.

don't want to talk to people

>GPS
SCIENCE BITCH

my guess will be a chemical reaction but i couldn't explain the actual mechanism.

i know that for example in airplanes, the emergency oxygen system uses a can of chemicals that combine to generate oxygen and a result of that is generating a fuckton of heat.

Proverbs 19:15
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.

Ecclesiastes 10:18
By much slothfulness the building decayeth; and through idleness of the hands the house droppeth through.

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

This whole thread is Proverbs 13:20 in action.

Im exploring the backcountry,
Gonna end up being bitten by a snake
*drums start to play*

* ends you *

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remember when i used to read the bible with my father :-)