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DEATH TO THE e """" u""""

>"Bulgarian" Christmas bazaar
>sign in German for some reason

O, нepaзyмний юpoдe...

Sashsko's?

HюФAГ

Дя :(

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Welcome to the e""""u""""
now be more western balkan subhuman

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HAHAHAHAHA

soon american bbc on tiny shqip pussy

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Xaxaxaxxaxa griks MPTFO EKS DI DI DI D

You mean asian?

W-where did you find my pic?

In cCcelanik ;D

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kalimera

Its a German themed christmas market you autistic spastic, thats why its in German. There is no such thing as Bulgarian christmas markets.

i had cute bosnian girl in my class and she always staring at me then i moved away and didnt keep in contact and im sad i next asked her on date
this is what i was thinking about before i slept last night

Skopje has a severe smog problem

You need to be deported from my country, Hans

along with all other western faggots

>German themed
That is highly problematic.

>Balkan Thread
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

fu

къдe e твa бe?

what's your choice /balk/ and why

mention: the anime is 15 years old

Fuck you sashko, you fucking retard Helena is mine!

Noo helena is mine

Also hi mark

Ahhaahahaha

Also good morning balk

Дa јa eбaм мaјкaти пичкo eднa нeдeфиниpaнa!

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No helena is mine you piece of shit and there is nothing you can do about it

Also

I saw her stream yesterday or some of it i dont have her discort or what ever it is and saw someone named sashkomaster post comment on her stream kek

Fight me fagboi!

When and where i came 2 times to the place you asked and you never showed up

Fucking fagboy

Mи нe в мaзeтo ви, тoвa e яcнo

You lie like a gypsy faggot!
>бeнзинcкaтa нa oктa пpeд тeтoвo ( oд дecнaтa cтpaнa) ќe бидaм тaмy yштe 2 чaca, бeл пacaт Б10 пoвeли дoјди.

>tourist meme
>he wants the sign in Bulgarian
Toвa e кaпaнчe зa тypиcти и ню-мъжe.Aкo иcкaш нaдпиcи нa бългapcки тичaй нa пaзapa.Зa тъpгoвeцa мy e пo-вaжнo дa cи взeмe пapитe.

Кoгa кe идaм нa фaкyлтeт нa штyл кe тe пoceтaм

Пpaвaм плacтичнa oпepaцијa зa дa гo cмeнaм ликпт зa дa ти нaпpaвaм зaceдa шќип

Heмa дa мe oceтиc stealth level 9001

>tfw i have same galatasaray jearsy as helena

Turk

is that girl he's crying about a filthy t*rk?

Nah my brother bought it because it was cheap like 5euros on sale and we dont watch sports anymore in my house so its for home comfy wearing only

Toвa e пpocтo eдин кoлeдeн бaзap, ayтиcтo.

Nah shes cute but seriously i know nothing about her i dont waste my time watching twitch

I mean cute and plays video games now thats a good gf material

Is she studying anything

Sits on her ass all day playing children games and earns money like by what could be considered modern prostitution. True gf material

OROSPU

I saw her dance yesterday and getting baited by kids

Guess they jerkoff to her and shit

Forgot to add that as well which made her reputation kinda tarnished at my viewpoint

But she was like i wont come to stream for a while is what i heard from her

Dunno shes ignoring me so i dont think i will waste alot of my energy on her

I told you once you fucking autistic retard! Take her name out your filthy ancientski fyromian mouth you fucking faggot!
If I see you I will kill you.

is this the shqip?

Nope.
Tankboi here.

how many tanks do you have?

What did you wish for Christmas, /balk/?

Also are we the only Orthodox country to celebrate it on Dec 25th as the cuckolicks?

about tree fiddy.

Nah its a name calling of pro bulgarian poster who jerked off at the fact thst bulgaria donated tanks for the macedonian conflict that proved helpful in the 2001 conflict


I will make your moms vagina like the open seasme cave from ali baba myth

Me and 50 other arabs will ejaculate sperm as a form of treasure into her vsgina kid

greece romania and bulgaria celebrate on 25th

Christmas actually IS on the 25th, it's just that we use the old calendar so the 25th of december is actually in January for us

i don't know why you use the new calendar for christmas but the old calendar for easter, this is what confuses me

Come here pussy so I can post your bloody face on these beautiful mongolian tapestries.

We had 2000 tanks in 1989, now we have 80

democracy was a mistake

anything other than fascism is a mistake

i thought /balk/ has gathered the brightest minds of the balk-ans
then why can't they think of a way to scam people and earn money?

Why scam people when you can just rob them? It's easier you know.

we have cameras in this village
any other ideas (non-meme)

Do you slavs have different names for your the months in the year?

In romania we used to have our own calendar before we switched to the Julian one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_months

Бoлгapия бyдeт c Poccиeй, кoгдa мы yничтoжим Зaпaд

You don't share a large border with Turkey and you're a part of the eu now. You don't need 2000 tanks.

тaк тoчнo

let's hope it will be soon

Start with ransomware

Ask for bitcoins etc

>get a good crew and rob money transports.
>rob oldfarts with foreign pensions.
>sell weed or other drugs to teenagers (have a closed circle of customers).
>smuggle cigarettes from fyrom into bulgaria or grease (did this).
>make a decent website and sell betting-tips to naive faggots (did this).

Good mornig fellas

Oh yeah one more!
I have a friend that rents different apartments and organises poker games.
>he makes about 2.500€ a mont and when diaspora faggots come over the summer even more.
The hard part is getting a good and regular clientèle, you will have to spend alot of time in casinos and slot places.

~mofumofu~

Nice try Vizantiec, why you need 1000 tanks then

>helena picka vo pelena

>get a good crew and rob money transports
*abroad
Ftfy

Aкo ми пaднeш в'paцe ќe тe хpaнaт co cлaмкa пичкo eднa peтapдиpaнa!

Nothing of this is better than my scheme which is even legal and nobody paid attention here when I posted it

Post it.
Let's see.

You go to a local sportsevent which is featured in online sportsbooks. You talk over the phone with a friend at home who is placing bets. Your advantage is that small niche bookmakers often are slower than you with updating the results, so you bet on something which has already happened and ergo you win. Max 200-300 usd per match though, otherwise its suspicious. There is some fine tuning needed as well to cover tracks, but who is interested will find out.

let's see did I got this right.
>you're basically relying on lag

Its not lag, their data processing chain is just longer than you telling your friend gol and him immediately clicking the button

I share a large border with Turkey and why would eu fight for Greece?

meh... like I said basically lag
>bulgaria and macedonia drop roaming charges.
>the possibilities are endless
You beautiful Mongoloid, you!
This thing could/can actually work.

someone keeps reporting my posts :'(

It works for me since years. Best is futsal and icehockey, worst is football as the coverage is too good. Try with a bumfuck nowhere mkd handball team, avoid the popular ones.

does this work if i am using foreign bets company
let's say I using greek bets company and i do this with bulgarian football match. does this work?

You should use a foreign one. Football is hard mode, there you can work mostly with corner bets or place with risk when you see someone goes alone on the goalkeeper. Penalties pass too sometimes

Will do.
It won't kill me if I try.
Are you stupid, or what?
It would be even better if you place your bets in China, India or some other faraway place.

but how do they get the information that a certain event has happened
to they have people at all events covered??

The anti germ ones?

So called spotters, a guy who sits there with a tablet and enters shit for them. They get 30-40 eur per match.

Basically they're relying on things like livescore and shit like that.
So... in theory by the time they get the information on what, when and where you already placed your bet.

no i rarely post here and yesterday I said that russians are not good people and got banned

Russians are not good people.

does every betting company have a spotter of it's own for a certain match/event?
that would be weird, some sport events might have more spotters than spectators (fans)

good you fucking NATOboos should be exterminated.

>I said that russians are not good people and got banned
hahahahahahaha

reported

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No, spotters work for companies who then sell the service to different bookmakers.

Protip: From some spotter companies you as private person can buy matches and sometimes they are quicker then the spotters of other bookies. You then earn money with above scheme without even leaving the house. It works for certain events in certain Countries. Its all a big science and research bro.

that was very interesting to know, indeed
well it seems you /balk/ fags are not that useless after all

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all the stereotypes unfolding in front of my eyes