Twin Peaks General /tpg/

Cool Guy edition

WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere

*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"

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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
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Are you serious

>tfw you find out that michael j anderson didnt even say any of those things about david lynch and thats not even his facebook and the real michael j anderson is a sad man who lives alone with no internet access

>only page 3 again
chill out, james.

First for HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HelllOOOOooooOOO

Maybe

If she is played by Dern I wonder if she'll use her southern accent or not.

the phantasm in the box is NOT BOB

fucking saved.

Anyone else get a creeping "I AM GROOT" Reddit vibe from Dougie/Coop's autistic mutterings?
Honestly the only thing about the new episodes I didn't like, it nearly had me writhing on the floor screaming "this is reddit, this is memes." Seemed like Frost tried to get some normie pandering into what should have been straight lynchkino.

>beat me by 13 seconds
darn this australian internet!

Dougie Jones

yo someone hook me up with some links, i don't have a showtime or hbo or ANYTHING and i need to see this shit

No

What's the best quality torrents available?

Are the Ntb Amazon rips better than the DEFLATE 1080p? Any others? Want the best quality for my inevitable rewatches over the next couple of weeks

It's either the chinese lady's mother or the tree's doppelganger.

Me Dougie Jones

Why don't you think it's BOB?

yes, it is. Deal with it

Was Maddie the Dougie Jones of Laura? I believe the Laura that was murdered was actually her doppelganger and the real one is in the same boat as real Cooper

WHERE THE FUCK

IS

ANNIE BLACKBURN

call for help

call for help.

What was meant?

Toppest fucking kek

Diane would know more about him than her though. And would be more familiar to Cole and Albert being Cooper's (former) secretary. Audrey makes a hell of a lot less sense.

FUCK MARY KILL SPOON KISS

GO GO GO !!

Holy fuck

it is an even greater evil

I miss Sheriff Truman

Fuck Hawk
Marry Coop
Kill James
Spoon Big Ed
Kiss Harry

that's stupid and you know it, stop samefagging

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

Fuck Ed
Mary Cooper (of course)
Kill James
Spoon Hawk
Kiss Harry

WHO

CARES

?

sorry bud. not samefag. i was actually taking a piss just now

>tfw hes going to die offscreen because his asshole got rotted out from colon cancer

Man, I've really missed Lynch. I have no idea what's going on but I (mostly) like it.

No one else go go from whimsy or innocent humour to testicle retracting dread and terror.

Reminder that the answer to your question is in s02e14

Literally this

Whose Dougie Jones?

>The implication that Lucy has Alzheimer's
Out of seeing all these old sad fucks that hurt the most

back in her convent

>tfw the show isn't just about the misadventures of Dougie

So what's the memes so far?
From what I know
>it doesn't get any bluer
>netflix and chill deserves murder
>HELLLLOOOOOO/Mr. Jackpots
>A FUCKING TREE
>Wally
Have I missed anything?

I don't know, but I wanted more.

This is all but confirmed in FWWM

the ONLY thing I don't like about the new episodes is his brother being the new sheriff. where did he even come from?

>james was always cool

NON-EXIST-ENT

why does he wear the big suit?

>next episode is just Dougie's shenanigans for an hour while Dave Brubeck plays in the background

The tree looks like it could be a cover for an arca album

hey, screwball theory maybe it's windom earle and the whole Box thing is a Dugpa magic trick he had set up in contingency in case he got his soul sucked out and now he needs XYZ amount of Garmonbrozia before he can get his form back

Albert, that sound of your feet on the concrete is like a knife in my brain!

explain

I haven't watched anything related to the show, can I start on episode 4?

what were the clues he gave again?

So... did he do it?

Dougie was a big boi.

>ITS NOT ABOUT THE BUNNIES

I was about to scream but then I realize you were memeing

Wow, this general really took a nosedive. Way to turn Twin Peaks into the next /got/.

for you

Remember 430 and Richard and Linda.

Call for help

>all caps
is it autism?

stop saying dugpa

He was retired in the original series, then when his brother got sick he took over again.

audrey should've ended up with cooper Tbh.

The Bunnies are wrapped in gold tinfoil. IT IS THE BUNNIES[\spoiler]
But no for real its about the Casino, which is hilarious

thanks ofr your contribution to the thread :)

Why is it black and white?!!1?!

Didn't he also say 2 birds, 1 stone or something like that?

>he didn't watch Season 2, Missing Pieces or read TSHoTP
Kill yourself
yep

source?

is it past...or... is it future

This is Native American heritage

>ON FOX!

you somehow expect a redditfag general not to be shit?

>yfw dougie's situation is literally once in a lifetime

2 Coopers, 1 mind(the gold marble that Dougie turned into). They're fighting over Cooper's mind, which is why they're both acting weird.

>TFW the log ladys actor was actually extremely sick in her shot and she died shortly after

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

>"Let me know what happens"
that wasn't scripted

>You can find torrents for 1-4 already
any bookhouse boys out there ready to hook me up with a link? im trying my best but I can't find any links

That's the full fledged black lodge. Red Room is the waiting room.

>tfw she was genuinely crying saying her lines because she knew this was her saying goodbye to a character she loved

HELLOOOOoooo~OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nice try.

I wonder how big Dougie's wife's part in the show is going to be. Cooper's going to get his memory back at some point and leave them but I hope Watts is still in the show after that.

You're an Indian.

great play on the deliberate anachronisms and the way the story of the Lodge repeats itself, but autists will take it as a time travel nod or some shit

Nah

I don't know what Twin Peaks is and also I hate it and have contempt for you all and this terrible series. Should I start watching from episode 4?

are they gonna have some gay little band performance at the end of every episode?

The almost silent scene of her in the kitchen cooking pancakes was great.

true love

i just want to watch this show man

Dougie was created by bob

Yes. Sky Ferreira and Nine Inch Nails are some more that will probably play.