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Ironic Gayness Edition

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nth for being tied up

me on the left

how do I get off the piss?

>That picture

Wow thank's for the bulge numbnuts.

nth for kiwi bf

Your skirt is sticking a tad, you're gonna get caught.

>Ironic

that's part of the thrill

Cocks...

me on the left
my bf on the right
you on the otherside of the world, alone

This thread h-has gotten a little offtrack g-guys.

First for traps are NOT gay

That's actually me and your bf. Imagine not even being able to recognize your own bf

It's what you get for not even bothering to skype with him

Second for Sardinia Independence.

I'll do what I want to do, at my own pace.

truth

Wouldn't mind :)
How's going?

Better do it before I get to him

T-thank you O///O

It's almost as if you are asking for a double murder suicide

I didn't realize you swung that way...

how are you going to find out, you don't even talk to him

I'd find out somehow

Guess I'm ordering pizza for din dins.

sure you would

I'm good desu. Spent all day on Duolingo learning French and watching youtube, chatting and etc.

Still afraid I'll get bored on break. How was your day?

2D traps are completely fine for a young man to enjoy.
I went out for din dins, it was nice.

v. nice

Did you go out to kfc?

What did you have? I feel like a chicken schnitzel with gravy, hot chips & salad.

*sucks your dick, but only as part of a hilarious in-joke between two otherwise-heterosexual bros, not like some kinda faggy queer that would unironically enjoy another man's dick in his mouth*

I can here another neighbor in the street having a party. Someone is playing Land down under on a guitar.

Just get up right now
Why french though?
For an english POV Spanish should be more useful right?

A true patriot. You should challenge him with a Waltzing Matlida.

I got some Korean BBQ beef or something close I can't quite remember what it was.
Side of salad and chips and a few beers.
No!
We did not go to kfc!
We don't even have kfc!

Oh...
Sucks to be you lol

Not really.
KFC is shit.

I meant in general

I know you hurt inside, you want people to feel as bad as you do.
Thats why you're a big meanie, but it's okay.
I'm here for you.

Am I really a big ol meanie?

SORRY FOR LEAVING FOR 7 MINUTES DON'T HATE ME AAAAAH
Spanish is useless desu.

yes

I'm sorry, for some reason I don't remember asking you.

I don't care

BASED STEVE SMITH

Yes.
>BASED STEVE SMITH
Who?

*block your path*

y-you're just trying to wind me up right?
right!?!

*slides under your legs*

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As I said, It's useless desu.

told u

It's because you hate America?
kek

Pizza is ordered. Getting a chocolate lava cake also for a little treat.

I'M GOING TO GO MAKE PASTA FOR DINNER

PLEASE STAY SAFE EVERYONE!

well you can be a bit rude and mean sometimes but it's just part of who you are and we accept that

I don't know why the Ham & Pineapple is always so fucking expensive compared to the Supreme.

See you soon.

I'm not sure I feel about this
I consider myself quite a nice person so you can see why this is distressing

See you :)

This.
Also sometimes humour doesn't translate well to text, so I assume whenever you're being a meanie-bo-beenie you're joking.

Oh I can assure you, I NEVER joke.
It's a shame sarcasm doesn't really work over text.

calling any non-anime friends to respond

thanks in advance

Google m8

yeeee boi
glass all weebs

>paki whack
lol boring

How do I report you guys to Netsafe for bullying me?

...

Please no!
I don't want to get in trouble.

Please don't do that, I don't want to go to jail, do you know what they'd do to me in prison

There should be special prisons for perverts like you... where they collar you up and torture you!

DUMB
ANIME
POSTERS

...

el abominacion...

:^)

You remind me of someone

You remind me of the guy from /flag/

@83087018
what did he mean by this?

>:^)
HACKER

Oh no, that would be awful, what else do they do, do they have cameras everywhere so thousands of people are always watching me torment, oh the possibilities are endless

They'll probably gag you and blindfold you so you don't know what they're going to do to you next...

Guys I think I have a "problem" down here...

What about complete sensory deprivation, where I can't see or hear anything, maybe even suspend me from the ceiling so I can't feel the vibrates made by footsteps, then my entire world would be darkness and silence, with a bit of pain

I can help with that...

There'll be very effective ear mufflers, and you'll probably be tied down to a table bent over...

Not to mention the gag will be a dildo gag, meaning you have to suck on a plastic cock the entire time...

What kind of "help"?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASIAN CIGARETTES

you know...

big lad on the right is missing out on the action

are even worse than western cigarettes due to their being manufactured in questionable conditions under unenforced regulations that are hardly stringent enough, thus resulting in their containing higher quantities of non-benign substances such as tar and naphthalene

The neighbors are playing Thin Lizzy now.

youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

A LONG TALK
A FEW CANS IF YOU CAN

Why don't you come closer to explain better your idea? :3

Does anybody have motivation that fluctuates heavily from day to day?

If I come any closer then I'll have to act on it

ye

and maybe at random intervals I'll be given an electric shock just to keep me on edge
no, I don't have any motivation at all, since the start of my summer break all I've done is work or lay around

ye
very much so.

An electric shock... where?
Maybe down there...

And when they're not torturing you, they'll have you use a buttplug...

On top of that you'll be in a chastity cage and urethral beads and have to beg to pee...

What do you mean by "act on it", It is a scary thing?
>motivation that fluctuate
???

Chastity cages are nice

If I get that close to you then I won't be able to stop myself from relieving your burden...

I want to be tied and abused.
So stop talking about this and making me all horny that I might do something I might regret.

You surpass yourself this time...twinky Singa :3