This girl offers you a Latte

What do you do?

Fuck her right in the pussy

THE BEST LEGS

THANKS TRACEY

Get punched in the face mid-orgasm

A shame Lynch didnt make these 2 into a short film. I would have preferred watching these 2 instead of his short Rabbits movie.

Maybe he could edit them together into a separate movie if he has any deleted scenes of the sex scene, more of the guy sitting alone and more of him with Tracey together?

Man I cant wait for season 3 to be released. Hope we get lots of features and extra scenes

>okay I'll let you in to this top secret room funded by a fucking billionaire doing some weird research but only because I don't know where the securityguy is at the moment
>let's get fully naked so a quick escape is impossible

lynch is a hack

Stay the fuck away. I know what happened to Hank Moody.

Why are Lynch characters autistic?

For me it's Naomi Watts.

>if he has any deleted scenes of the sex scene
>if

He's not a hack, it's only the male actor who was awful. The girl was good and cute too

That shit turn me on. Some slaps and bites tío.

we are all autistic when looking deep into eyes.

the jewish-MEW

They wouldn't have escaped with clothes on
Idk why he killed her so early she was way too fine senpai

The male actor was just your average student who want to fuck. Doesn't require an incredible acting.

this desu

Latte means milk in Italian, God even hearing one of you retarded autists mispronounce Italian words makes me SO FUCKING ANGRYYYY

IT'S SALAME, NOT SALAMI

Too*

WHY DID HE KILL OFF THIS FINE PIECE OF ASS

watch some porn you thirsty fuck.

Depends on how hairy her asshole, forearms and nipples were.

when did twin peaks become a fucking horror story, jesus christ

So has anyone talked about the Z. on the coffee cups?

Porn is bad for the mind and soul.

the acting isn't the problem, the writing is. When watching a weird lynchian work you need something that makes somewhat sense, but many of the "down-to-earth"-scenes still involve characterchoices that make no sense
securityguy is gone, they don't know for how long, she could take a peak and then leave, having sex doesn't make sense in that moment

>calls people autistic
>goes on an autistic rant about the use of words nobody even cares are Italian

So it's lost highway all over again?

What was the thing in the box?

go out and get some sex then, you're fucking worthless user.

ask her to punch me in the face while I nut in her pussy.

>you need something that makes somewhat sense
no i absolutely do not. gimme the lynch, full force and unbridled

He's right you fucking retard, porn is fucking bad and an evil thing, go fuck yourself and stop jerking off, it's a sin for fuck's sake.

sexhavers deserve to die, lynch is extremely strict about this kind of thing

I'm training for a boxing match and can't even jack off. Twin Peaks and Xfiles re runs are all I have

That's why I see acting was bad. That student should have been very nervous and also horny. He should have been looking at the door several times just in case and take off clothes more rapidly. But instead he looked like he was a fucking robot from the first scene to the last.

shit quality, desu

shouldn't you jack off so that you're relaxed before the match? the testosterone loss isn't nearly as bad as being tense and shit, right? i know nothing about esports

I fuck her brains out in front of a box that's supposed to have weird shit happening in it and nobody actually told me what it is

No, you keep the testosterone in because it'll make you much more aggressive. I'm relaxed in the ring regardless. I wish it was esports then I could Jack off to my twinpeaksfu

Fight or flight is all about being tense and shut bitchmade.

why are you crying about sexy girls getting killed off? if she stuck around it would juts make you too horny user.

I am a male bodybuilder and she has better calves than me.

>tfw 15 inch calves that literally look like sticks holding me up

>go fuck yourself and stop jerking off
>go fuck yourself
>stop jerking off

uh.

BECAUSE AFTER THE FIGHT I WAS GOING TO BEAT MY DICK LIKE IT OWED ME MONEY BUT NO LYNCH GOT SOME OLD GRANDMAS ON THIS SHOW

She has them pressed against the couch obviously.

Facefuck her.

you could just watch the scenes from californication you worthless fuck

it appears that their head cavities were pilfered for delicious brain and meat matter

I dont remember this frame from episode 2

Porn ruins your brain you dumb fuck

but jerking off to sex scenes in movies is ok?

the guard doesnt enter the box room, dumb fuck, the student has the code to enter it.

you haven't watch 3 or 4 yet? pleb.

just came so hard to this pic

What? the actor was doing his best cooper impersonation and it was spot on, fuck you.

Whatever,I just needed a place to vent ;_;

Not the guy,but I stopped watching porn and I started to jerk off to pics,webcam girls and sex scenes and my sex drive is back to normal and I get harder erections. The thing about porn is that it's always the same and they focus too much on the dick.

lifting like a fucking pleb, you're worthless user.

Coffe gives me stomach ache, I prefer tea, but thanks for the gesture.

this is why I only watch sensual lesbian porn

>sexhavers
never fucking change Sup Forums

This girl is so cute. When she speaks her eyes dart all around the place and she barely opens her mouth.

I like it when she says
>Now I'm so curious you're driving me crazy xD

>find out later she's 16

Don't listen to that other guy. I'm not a bodybuilder because I don't have the dedication but I go about 3x a week. I know the calves struggle it's one of the hardest things to get results in

sorry, I'm lactos intollerant

How long you been boxing for user?

11 months

Had such a crush on her..

hey that's mia from californication, very nice tits

thank her

How did you get into it?

>tfw want to do boxing or mma

>The Goose on the right

No it's Gretchen from Heroes

who /spooked/ here?

Had to shut that off and pace around my room for a few minutes. FUCK.

>tfw don't want to watch 3 & 4 because the wait will so much longer if I do

I'm a huge fan of the sport. I always wanted to do boxing as well, but there weren't any gyms close to me, until they opened up the one by my house. I walked in there one day and I've been there 5 days a week since. It's been the best decision I've made in my life. I used to be an extremely unhealthy picky eater and drug abuser but I've been sober this whole 11 months and learned how to eat a well balanced diet. I would do it user.

Say what you will about the original series, but Lynch knows his fuckin' horror.

YOU ARE A BAD GIRL TRACEY

It's not that serious

>/spooked/
>FUCK.
I really hope you get cancer user

mfw im waiting until the last episode airs so I can watch it all in one go

TRY ME

Just to be clear, you know that's not him right?

Being on Sup Forums must be suffering then

Yeah but if he was nervous he would get paranoid too. What if that guard knew the code? Why wouldn't he? He's part of that company, he definitely should have access to the room in case of an emergency. Dumb fuck

Yeah it's the fitness aspect that's holding me back desu. I'd need to get into a cardio routine just so I wouldn't gas out in rd 1. How many fights you had so far?

That's good man. Sounds like you're proper enjoying it.

I literally told myself the same shit that faggot just said, and the second I saw the sticky, I turned on Showtime and started watching. I couldn't wait.

None, this would be my first one. Only 2 minutes 3 rounds each since it's an amateur fight. If you have a trainer worth a damn he will get you into good shape. I couldn't run a mile before I started and now I run 2-5 a day with no issues and have sparred 9 3 minute rounds straight before. It's a great feeling.

Since 1989

Nigga that sounds so hype.

Good luck and I hope you heem him.

Uh oh.

THIS

>Sounds like you're proper enjoying it.
don't talk like a fucking nigger

Lynch has always been primarily a horror director. knows what's up

Clearly unfamiliar with bong speak you faggot.

Thanks senpai

>Oh yeah, well say goodbye to THESE.

You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, Sup Forums: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.