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terrible edition
i wanted to use the pintman one
abhor this edition
startlingly accurate
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benders up in arms
Fucked up so badly with the oneitis that I've stopped eating and sleeping and spend most of my days just hating myself and being perpetually angry.
more like benders up in arses haha
Look at all the triggered homos itt
benders are arsepained, but thats normal
i am incompetent in all areas of life
i am an animal in a human world
@83090430
Please kill yourself
you gay?
having a onetitis is unhealthy and deeply pathetic. nipping it in the bud before you turn into a even bigger runt is for the best. find a girl who likes you bath rather than an attention-whore who probably thinks you're on the same level as a parasite.
was a good Maiden tune vietlad
just woke up lads
oneitis hasnt replied to my text
i feel paralysed by anxiety while i wait
what can i do to take my mind off this hellish torment
Bitcoin will crash soon r-right?
you mean whilst
You're a pathetic excuse for a man.
if it doesnt i will eat my dick
thats nothing really
i was snorting ket on the bus home and then could barely walk to my gaf. took me like 20 mins to do a 5 min walk.
Tulips will crash soon r-right?
no it will continue to grow exponentially forever
rate
Have any of you randomly approached a girl off the streets to get their number
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?
*squeaks*
give your head a fucking wobble you sad case
It's following the path of all bubbles
It's now not even functional as a transaction currency
it's fucked
all me
nope
>pathetic excuse for a man
mentioned
poof
unironically don't understand bitcoin
The point is I could've made her my gf. It was legitimately on the cards. And I fucked it.
do deaf people have to have smoke alarms?
t. ignorant fool
Not gay just want my fart box tongue punched
r a r e
oh right. well then yeah you fully fucked it.
hitler has only got one ball
and he went home for tea so we can't play anymore
Ask her out for a romantic date. She says yes well done. She says no find someone else
Its that easy. She already knows you like her pham
outrageously thicc
what you doing in iraq mate
yes but they are generally visual alarms
shes obese
fat
An early contender for best fancy dress costume at the #PDC #WorldDartsChampionships tonight at #AllyPally
What did they mean by this?
Absolute state of these larping Dane cunts
tune
youtube.com
bit racist
what does this have to do with British culture?
interests include:
hunting squirrels
blindfolding deaf folk
poisoning pigeons
today i noticed that my neck is longer than most people's
not sure what to do with this information now that i have it
abbot racist
do you think Varg fucks his groupies?
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sounds pretty cool 2bh. better than your spurdo spacker cultural heritage thats for sure.
We went on several before I utterly fucked it.
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How is it racist?
Would have rather done ket than coke I think, very overrated imho
Dont think about varg at all
lmao
hes got you there
hmmm
Very funny costume
reckon ive fucked my brain from too much mandy
dont even get that bad a hangover from it but when i comedown i get a mini anxiety attack
>do you think Varg
no
Then find someone else
There is 3.5bn women + a few trannies
Have fun
Yes. I was at a theatre production on a course trip and in the audience I kept getting eye contact with a girl in the lower audience. It felt like she was staring straight at me, grinning, etc. Was extremely flushed and overwhelmed tbqh. Kept staring at each other back and forth for a good while.
When we reached the play interval and everyone left to grab a snack/go to the toilet, and her course group went outside, and I went outside too and managed to find the confidence a few minutes later to ask her if we were staring at each other but she just said "Nah you're alright mate" and kinda laughed with her friends.
Man don't give a fuck
i am the resurrection and i am the light
i couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as i'd like
does not mean everything Danish is now British culture does it? jog on you kiddy fiddler
no he hasn't
be quiet
Back to 'stan lad
had a dream where I was doing very normie things
was very fun.
lol wow never seen this pic before
i don't want no coke
you can keep your ketamine
crippled by anxiety over the oneitis aaaa
ket and coke is a lovely combination though
outstanding innit?
oh my days are you serious
I did it before and was rejected a few times
But i was successful quite a few more times. Secret is to just start an innocuous conversation
back to /mammi/ you cheeky little fucker
how DARE you come to MY thread and interrupt me while I'm trying to discuss BRITISH culture
any nep-nep man in
i KNEW the "oh my days"' corbyn shitposter was black
just something naturally niggery about the way he types
Yes. How is it racist?
She can't count. Surely you're not suggesting we give her a free pass for that because she's black?
Because that would be racist.
don't come around here whinging
i just wanna hear the bassline rinsin
this thread is atol protected
Christmas soon lads
fuck off sheed.
Northern Europeans are discussing shit. Know your position. Speak when spoken to.
quite like greece
dave is losing his marbles again
love greece
hate greeks
simple as
she wants uppsies
epic dubs broseph
t.
always thought britain was in western europe
i took this picture at 10 pm last night i have about half of one of these bags left and i've been awake for 30 hours and spent the last 7 hours wanking and snorting and drinking 20 cans of lager. and i still feel fucking mint as fuck and super energetic
was referring to the blackface, which is seen as racist/taboo