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Buggery edition

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terrible edition
i wanted to use the pintman one

reddit

abhor this edition

startlingly accurate

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benders up in arms

Fucked up so badly with the oneitis that I've stopped eating and sleeping and spend most of my days just hating myself and being perpetually angry.

more like benders up in arses haha

Look at all the triggered homos itt

benders are arsepained, but thats normal

i am incompetent in all areas of life
i am an animal in a human world

@83090430
Please kill yourself

you gay?

having a onetitis is unhealthy and deeply pathetic. nipping it in the bud before you turn into a even bigger runt is for the best. find a girl who likes you bath rather than an attention-whore who probably thinks you're on the same level as a parasite.

was a good Maiden tune vietlad

just woke up lads

oneitis hasnt replied to my text
i feel paralysed by anxiety while i wait
what can i do to take my mind off this hellish torment

Bitcoin will crash soon r-right?

you mean whilst

You're a pathetic excuse for a man.

if it doesnt i will eat my dick

thats nothing really
i was snorting ket on the bus home and then could barely walk to my gaf. took me like 20 mins to do a 5 min walk.

Tulips will crash soon r-right?

no it will continue to grow exponentially forever

rate

Have any of you randomly approached a girl off the streets to get their number

ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?

*squeaks*

give your head a fucking wobble you sad case

It's following the path of all bubbles

It's now not even functional as a transaction currency

it's fucked

all me

nope

>pathetic excuse for a man
mentioned

poof

unironically don't understand bitcoin

The point is I could've made her my gf. It was legitimately on the cards. And I fucked it.

do deaf people have to have smoke alarms?

t. ignorant fool

Not gay just want my fart box tongue punched

r a r e

oh right. well then yeah you fully fucked it.

hitler has only got one ball
and he went home for tea so we can't play anymore

Ask her out for a romantic date. She says yes well done. She says no find someone else

Its that easy. She already knows you like her pham

outrageously thicc

what you doing in iraq mate

yes but they are generally visual alarms

shes obese

fat

An early contender for best fancy dress costume at the #PDC #WorldDartsChampionships tonight at #AllyPally

What did they mean by this?

Absolute state of these larping Dane cunts
tune
youtube.com/watch?v=2wy-W-pYlds

bit racist

what does this have to do with British culture?

interests include:
hunting squirrels
blindfolding deaf folk
poisoning pigeons

today i noticed that my neck is longer than most people's

not sure what to do with this information now that i have it

abbot racist

do you think Varg fucks his groupies?

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sounds pretty cool 2bh. better than your spurdo spacker cultural heritage thats for sure.

We went on several before I utterly fucked it.

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How is it racist?

Would have rather done ket than coke I think, very overrated imho

Dont think about varg at all

lmao
hes got you there

hmmm

Very funny costume

reckon ive fucked my brain from too much mandy
dont even get that bad a hangover from it but when i comedown i get a mini anxiety attack

>do you think Varg
no

Then find someone else

There is 3.5bn women + a few trannies
Have fun

Yes. I was at a theatre production on a course trip and in the audience I kept getting eye contact with a girl in the lower audience. It felt like she was staring straight at me, grinning, etc. Was extremely flushed and overwhelmed tbqh. Kept staring at each other back and forth for a good while.

When we reached the play interval and everyone left to grab a snack/go to the toilet, and her course group went outside, and I went outside too and managed to find the confidence a few minutes later to ask her if we were staring at each other but she just said "Nah you're alright mate" and kinda laughed with her friends.

Man don't give a fuck

i am the resurrection and i am the light

i couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as i'd like

does not mean everything Danish is now British culture does it? jog on you kiddy fiddler
no he hasn't
be quiet

Back to 'stan lad

had a dream where I was doing very normie things

was very fun.

lol wow never seen this pic before

i don't want no coke
you can keep your ketamine

crippled by anxiety over the oneitis aaaa

ket and coke is a lovely combination though

outstanding innit?

oh my days are you serious

I did it before and was rejected a few times

But i was successful quite a few more times. Secret is to just start an innocuous conversation

back to /mammi/ you cheeky little fucker
how DARE you come to MY thread and interrupt me while I'm trying to discuss BRITISH culture

any nep-nep man in

i KNEW the "oh my days"' corbyn shitposter was black

just something naturally niggery about the way he types

Yes. How is it racist?

She can't count. Surely you're not suggesting we give her a free pass for that because she's black?

Because that would be racist.

don't come around here whinging
i just wanna hear the bassline rinsin

this thread is atol protected

Christmas soon lads

fuck off sheed.
Northern Europeans are discussing shit. Know your position. Speak when spoken to.

quite like greece

dave is losing his marbles again

love greece
hate greeks
simple as

she wants uppsies

epic dubs broseph

t.

always thought britain was in western europe

i took this picture at 10 pm last night i have about half of one of these bags left and i've been awake for 30 hours and spent the last 7 hours wanking and snorting and drinking 20 cans of lager. and i still feel fucking mint as fuck and super energetic

was referring to the blackface, which is seen as racist/taboo