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the pintman returneth

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first for /cum/

love dave
hate david
simple as

>peng
hello nigger

but have u seen londons GDP + the big buildings in the city who carfes if the popul;ation is third world ure just jealous of our success u mad

In the 90's Irish people were being discriminated against in London, now look at the muzzie infested shithole. Ive been there before and ive literally never seen so many ragheads in my life, never ever.

londons alright and all but find it hard to believe people think gl and the home counties are the only good places in britain

>the sleek modernity and hustle + bustle of London

am still paralysed by anxiety
help help help
havent been able to leave my bed for 2 hours now

what can i dooo

Not had sex for 4 and a half years desu. Thought that might change last night, but it didn't

anime

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the north>>>>>the saaath

you arrive in pengdon

just relax lol
calm down haha

paralysed enough to text
paralysed enough to go to school

Anglesea's in wales mate

love london

how many of you actually have your own house?
mummy and daddy's full service B&B doesn't count

Theres a bald lad from Brum thats always down the local who came here like 15 years ago on what was meant to be a short work trip doing plumbing and he hasnt returned since

yes it does bceause it will be mine when they die

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Exmoor M E N T I O N E D

mummy and daddy dont even have their own house

this 2bh

how many girlfriends have you had? being a beta male who has to resort to sex tourism in asian doesn't count

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prefer Dav, or Di instead

just doxxed a bloke from exmoor

linked a ting from barking at 7am this morning lads

horrid

pengdon mentioned

with that boomer vitality and strong breastfed chemically unaltered blood pumping though their veins?
I'd be amazed if you outlive them

David S.
i know youre here ;)

david is triggered and has gone full sperg again

all according to keikaku

Ahhhhhhh yes, the North

London 2050 will be Russian billionaires living in gold plated skyscrapers, heavily fortified by barbed wire trenches and snipers, surrounded by tens of miles of rampaging muslims

>2
Been in bed for about 13 hours and awake for most of them. These regrets are killing me.

brecon beacons mentioned

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maybe the only good thing germans have come up with recently?

penis is sore

performed sexual acts 7 times in the last 30 hours

love sachiko

who is david

would make a great film

dated 7 girls through school and such before coming here

Love Pengdon

watching the graham norton show from last night lads

Our gathra, who cradgies in the manyak-norch,
We turry kerrath about your moniker.
Let's turry to the norch where your jeel cradgies,
And let your jeel shans get greydied nosher same as it is where you cradgie.
Bug us eynik to lush this thullis,
And turri us you're nijesh sharrig for the eyniks we greydied
Just like we ain't sharrig at the needies that greydi the same to us.

pengdon mentioned

loads of russian oligarchs are muslim
jewish too

that is literally in London you muppet

core blimey govna
im glad we dont live in the norf

Imagine owning a macbook lmao. The sure sign of a brainlet

love pengdon
hate anywhere that ISNT pengdon

you sort of tipped your hand with that filename there mate

The eternal London dilemma - Super Kebab or The Best Kebab?

this thread is a sad state of affairs

So glad I live in Pengdon and not the North, which is extremely grim!!

david is frantically googling images of london to post due to his immense butthurt

creasing

London really doesn't seem that attractive.
Edinburgh seems like a much more interesting place.

will donald trump ever recover from graham norton's savage quips against him at the beginning of literally every one of his shows

change southerner to londoner
no-one outside of london would defend that place

radmids aka cryptopakis

David Simpson is on a mad one

who is david? greater london?

off to Mehmet's lads, anyone want owt?

shut up you fucking southern tarquin twat

moved to the grim north from london, quite like it
know some stupid posh twat who had to move up too and she literally cries over the lack of diversity and coffee shops here complaining that she doesnt feel safe despite significantly lower crime rates which is a bit weird

small brain: london
normal brain: the south
big brain: the north
huge brain: the midlands
massive brain in space: wales

Did you see the dynamo episode this morn?

Yeah but Edinburgh is kind of irrelevant because its in Scotland

i thought david was a londoner

who is david simpson reeee tell me what did i miss

Grim. The fucking streets of Sarajevo in a lot of places seem nicer.

1 at the sides 2 on the top

Edinburgh is very grim outside of the very specific historical centre (which is lovely)

if you like the architectural style of Edinburgh, Oxford is probably a better bet

cardiff is quite lovely

The London Dwelling

Wouldnt trust a Turk to cut my hair

>cardiff
M E N T I O N E D

honestly theyre both good in different ways and both shit in different ways. hard to say london isnt at least interesting surely? quite an important city

>recently
this is patrician
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I started the London posts because I know it triggers a certain highly autistic individual. Naturally he took the bait because he's a brainlet that is extremely easy to manipulate. Kek.

The best places in the world are irrelevant. No tourists, foreigners and a lot less tourist traps.

haha at least we don't live in the north

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssss
love are culture yes i do

not it is not
it's literally a mini london in wales, can't get any grimmer than that

My gaffer on the left

Whos coming round for prinkers 2nite?

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You mean Greater London?

>there's no way we can ever be more than friends again after that argument
FUUUUCCCCKKKKEEEDDDD IIIITTTT

my london routine:
my house (okay)
notting hill (okay)
oxford circus (peng but busy)
soho (quite peng)
chinatown (okay)
picadilly circus (peng but busy)
carlton house terrace (WELL peng)
Royal Society building (peng)
St James Square (peng)
London Library (WELL peng)
back home

> a mini london in wales

peng

what on earth are you talking about, edinburgh practically doesnt have any conurbation, its basically all centre in comparison to any other city of comparable population in britain. even the 'working class' bits like leith look lovely. the architecture's totally different to oxford

dont care

Fit Ukrainian girl at work makes my willy tingle every time I look at her face

The problem i have with it is that it's a little too big, for some weird reason dirty (even if it's in a first world country), and generally seems very modernized and less traditional. I assume the smaller places in Britain are places where you can see local traditions and festivals, right?

can't remember ever reading an interesting, thought-provoking post on /brit/

wow haha thats really interesting

is there actually a chinatown full of chinks? wtf

Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth, it's all hills and steps and, at the bottom of the steps and hills, poverty. I can take great pride in my prejudice. The city is a centre radiating universal dullness. Rows and rows of houses the colour of atomic ash, so picturesque at a distance, so austere when near. The transition between Edinburgh and a graveyard would be unnoticeable.

Of course the city thinks it stinks of genius. In reality it is hops. It is cultural only in that nothing happens. For eleven months of the year it produces nothing but vomit. And then in August there is a welter of frivolity - the Edinburgh Festival. Suddenly entertainment starts at half-past eleven in the morning and parks itself on every street corner - a bit like the vomit. That they choose drama is understandable. The stage gets stuck with anything too boring to be shown on television. But why go to the theatre in Edinburgh? Theatre is just shouting in the evening. And the entire city does that anyway.

I have walked the streets of the world dressed like a prick. But from Trench Town to the Bronx there is nowhere more frightening than Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night