Dougie Jones Edition previous WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.
FAQ: >I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it? Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3 >I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3? No.* >I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3? No.* >I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3? No.* >I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad? No. >Has everything leaked? No. Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night. Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already. >When does Episode 5 air? June 4, same time as premiere
*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"
You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.
TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...
I will tell you one thing, Sup Forums: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.
Ayden Jones
first for autism coop
Juan Martinez
Dougie Jones
Juan Myers
>post yfw this scene
Chase Martin
Me Dougie Jones
Bentley Gutierrez
>Exterior shots 10/10 kino, especially the shots of Doc getting the spades and aerial shots of citys, amazing 3D effect. >Interior shots Pure fucking kino, the level at which Lynch understands space and lighting is great. He was already testing it in Rabbits but here its on another level compared to his previous work. >Sound design top fucking notch >best episode 3 = 1 = 2 > 4
Logan Ross
when?
Jeremiah Campbell
Call for help
Hudson Walker
>tfw I'm watching new season with a friend who thinks Lynch definitely played and used silent hill as an inspiration for Twin Peaks S3
>Not the other way around
He's a huge silent hill fan, but that's just delusion. Lynch probably doesn't know SH exists.
Adam Brooks
...
Nathaniel Cox
He aged the best.
Luis Reyes
Me Dougie Jones
David Thomas
Is David Lynch secretly a Thelemite? All the connections to Crowley, Parsons, Thelema, etc. are pretty spoopy and too accurate for just a dilettante occultist.
Jonathan Sullivan
...
Ryder Rivera
Best thing on TV since 25 years.
Pure kino and reddit normies already LYNCHED and running in confusion.
This so much more than I hoped for.
Justin Cruz
so why is Dougie Jones/Sick Coop acting like Apu Apustaja?
Carson Lewis
...
Chase Cox
...
Gavin Ward
Tracey 2bh lads
Grayson Sanders
Soon.
Joseph Gray
It's crazy how little he's changed.
Elijah Richardson
I need more Ray Wise in my Twin peaks, he's so goddamn good.
I dont even care if hes dead, more of him acting in this
Nathaniel Ortiz
Pure kino.
Robert Baker
You're a bad girl, Tracey
Kayden Turner
...
Nolan Thomas
Now he looks more like he's the brother of Laura
Parker Ramirez
Pls don't let BOB/EvilCoop murder my Gordonfu
Justin Long
Would you, Sup Forums?
Luke Wright
whats jacoby doing with the shovels
Gabriel Moore
So why exactly was retarded Coop able to tell which slot machines were lucky anyway? What other powers does he possess?
Anthony Scott
Epic pasta
Jordan Ortiz
He really did, Most people look like Old versions of their old charicter, Old Bobby, Old Log lady ect. Ray Wise just looks like Ray fucking Wise. Coop looks good too.
Austin Cooper
>this is the last big thing lynch is gonna make >It's already 10/10 >half the actors keeled over dead after filming Im not sure how it worked. But we got something great.
Did he do it? :^) Golddigging >tfw no super secret job
Asher Clark
David Lynch should be nominated for new FBI director.
Christian Davis
I have a feeling hes going to dig up a body or something, like Laura's.
William Bailey
what did he puke up
Ryder Wilson
...
Christian Gomez
What's with bobby crying like a bitch
You'd think 25 years would make him maybe just vaguely give a shit
Carson Brown
HELLOOOOOOOoooooOO
Levi Diaz
Spray painting them.
The creamed corn.
Benjamin Rivera
cherry pie
Parker Perez
I would agree if he was 20 years older. He was better at yelling, now he's just a slow old man
Isaiah Anderson
His lunch. You can clearly see it's a streak (raw) with corn cream. Creamed corn? CREAMED CORN? I DIDN'T ORDER ANY CREAMED CORN
Thomas Murphy
>literally pointing out repeating things Lynch confrimed for dubs poster
Henry Brooks
This will be Lynch's greatest work
Landon Nelson
hnng What if he supressed the memories. It's been 25 years. And now it suddenly all comes up again.
Blake Davis
Who's parsons? And Redpill me on thelema, please.
Caleb Hernandez
>tfw not amnesiac >tfw no Naomi Watts to nurture me
jdimsa
Nicholas Morgan
whatever alchemic garbage BOB used to create him
Easton Wilson
Have you ever played Animal Crossing?
Henry Martinez
>tell her she has the job Was he talking about the thing in the box?
Sebastian Brown
so close to quads. fuck you MIKE
Jeremiah Taylor
ok i noticed the cream corn but i wasnt sure about the other stuff
Jack Brown
FUCKING & PUNCHING
Michael Bell
...
Nolan Smith
This looks like a screenshot from 1990s kino. How did they do it?
Joshua Rogers
Wtf, she's bigger than him?
Sebastian Gomez
whats wrong with his eye
Tyler Stewart
...
Levi Robinson
>you will never be mentally retarded and have Naomi Watts comfort you
what is the point of even living
Gavin Torres
Could be the replacement watcher for the box or Daria being hired to kill Bad Coop.
Zachary Hernandez
Game
Lincoln Campbell
>when you're so butthurt about Sup Forums loving TP that you stand ready with your pasta to be the first post This is a whole new level of embarassment.
Matthew Hughes
What's wrong with his eye?
Aaron Ross
He lost an arm, another thing happens to his side
Henry Mitchell
was his left eye always like that and I just didn't realize it, or did he have a stroke?
Julian Moore
He's leaning back and she's leading foward. But yes, manlets are kings. ;_;
David Torres
Yes.
Michael Rodriguez
a lot of the shots had a 90's vibe to it its pure lynch kino
Wyatt Murphy
Think this guy is great so far.
Tyler Reed
Seriously. His performance is top notch. No matter what he's in. I honestly hope they pull this somehow.
it was the worst thing in the new season desu. michael cera has no place in my twin peaks.
Nolan Miller
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOO
Lincoln White
Wasn't he always a bitch
Dylan Gray
why was the old lady such a bitch to dougie
Evan Carter
Hilariously awkward and physically painful to watch. It's pure kino.
Nolan Hill
Was the monster that killed Tracy and that dude the 'mother' that was banging on the wall in that void room that coop was in? It makes that same banging noise when it appears in front of Tracy and you can also make out a pair of tits.
Caleb Wright
do people not get that he's a pompous cartoon just like his father
One of the strangest, most interesting figures in American history. As for Thelema, that's something you'll have to redpill yourself on if you really want to.
Carter Gutierrez
She did not yet know that he was Mr. Jackpots
Jacob Hall
Nice try dickfag, but I think you'll find Andy is a whole damn town
Elijah Brown
The most cancerous trip on Sup Forums makes a surprise appearance
Easton Foster
How come BOB needs to possess people to have a body but this guy can be up and about doing whatever both in the real world and in the lodge?
Caleb Campbell
>surprise Yes, such a surprise to see me on Sup Forums of all places
Oliver Cooper
I still cant get over how amazing it is. >Sup Forums likes it so this isn't real.
Logan Fisher
Naomi Watts dragging Coop to Twin Peaks when?
Owen Jenkins
Either that or the statue from the red room that transforms into the evil evolution tree stem and screams NON-EXIST-ANT before following Coop out of the room and into the abyss
