Wtf i want to move to france now

wtf i want to move to france now

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no british person has ever said "hi"

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>France is black

wtf France
Please explain this.

france sexually assaulted by..

Britain is much better than France.

fuck off rape fetishist scum

me on the bottom left

I want to arrest him and save her ;_;
Sexual violence destroys victim's life

I'm not sure girls do that...

maybe not in your neighbourhoods MUHAMMAD
this is how i greet every single girls and bois i meet

>Implying boys do that
I bought a plane ticket to France

wtf we don't nod with a stern face as a greeting

sometimes I do
with a smile

>and bois
Fag.

hi

What do they say instead? Bazinga?

Kay is a stereotype that doesn't fit reality at all but I wish she did.

What American character fits reality most accurately?

We kiss each other as a greeting. Not a french kiss though.

You're cleaning the house and making sure the meal is warm. You're a french stay-at-home husband. You're about to relax after completing the day's chores when you hear the door open. It's your tall supermodel bodied black wife and she's back from work as a high-ranking manager of a powerful multinational. Domination is in her DNA. You get up to give her a lazy greeting but she grabs hold of your waist, pulls you closer and gives you a deep, passionate kiss. She invades your mouth with her tongue and lights a fire you don't want to admit to have in you. You try to push her away and say you're tired, pleading with her to give it a rest as you blush profusely. She'll have none of that. In three fluid motions, you find yourself laying on the couch with your pants down and your wife riding your erect cock, squeezing an unwilling orgasm out of you. You quiver with embarrassment. She knows exactly how to put you in the mood, and that makes you feel vulnerable and dirty. Is she really that good, or are you just perverted? Your mind wanders away from these thoughts as she pats your head, resting on her ample bosom.

After a moment that seems to last forever, removing any guilt for being so submissive to the whims of your taller, stronger, black wife, you hear her say "I want dinner". You immediately reply "yes dear", get up and obediently set up the table just for the two of you. You made her favorite fried chicken today, and you feel grateful just having her sit with you at the table, anticipating how much she'll enjoy the food you cooked especially for her. You're a french stay-at-home husband and you love your wife.

WTF TAKE IT DOWN

>You made her favorite fried chicken

I stopped here, so much bullshit.

SUP

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>French is black
>frogs aren’t sperging about it

Hmmm maybe The frogs are decent people

>maybe The frogs are decent people
IRL sometimes
Online no, never

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Is Napoleon French??
I thought he was Italian.

he's as italian as your emperor is korean.

He is from Corsica. The island was Italian but was bought by the French a few years before Napoleon was born so he is French.

why is savoia so stopid

>that bulge
deeply suspicious

wut

I see.
Thanks a lot.

Or was corsica owned by genoa at the time.
I get my timeline mixed up.

>i will never be born in a comfy french city near the alps
>i will never fight in napoleons army
>i will never regroup with him upon his return from exile

>you will never have a french gf

why do you want a French gf

why not

I want to breed a French woman with my thick English cock

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having a german gf would be easier no

Nothing wrong with black girls desu

God, only brits to compare themselves constantly to France.

I could drive for 30 minutes and I would be in France

>that feeling when glorious hugeonot

literally the luckiest spawn point / stats

You could go outside and have a german gf so why a french one

Lesbian interracial is the best kind of porn

I really dont know.
Is kind of baguette fever

>"sup" aka nigger speech
>not greeting each other by firing a warning shot at them
Delete this right now you fucking N*rd Mongolian piece of shit

disgusting

Do you kiss each other's cheeks and say marhabaan habibi allah Akbar?

>thick English cock
>thick

kek

ok

>greeting eachother with a warning shot
>not greeting eachother with a pie eating contest

stop you’re making me drive into France

but they're your allies now.

That's how you greet a really close friend you 56% Amerimutt

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ok stoping

Why are you baiting me Frenchanon?
Why do you want me to drive over the Rhein?

>What American character fits reality most accurately?
Bandit Keith

Yeah that’s why I said frogs are decent people
Maybe it’s the frogs that should be the leaders of Sup Forums and not the finns or aussies

>ywn be a cute mixed french girl from the DOM-TOM

French girls can't look like that
REEEEEEEE

Y'a quelqu'un qui cherche un coloc allemand ? Je parle trois langues couramment et je vais terminer ma license en génie informatique cet année.

just feeling like dumping some grils I know

??

non je vis chez mes parents

>black
She's not black, tho

>french

>toi qui est
>est
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yes she is, all the grils I posted are French.

Aussi, qui est cette tchique ?

Même question. Elle semble déjà un peu plus française.

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la première est une fille avec qui je parlais souvent, elle voulait être ma PA mais on habitait un peu loin alors ça s'est pas fait, on a bc parlé.

La seconde était une fille de mon lycée.

Smile

yeah me too, where you from?

bon dieu, comment t'as fait pour récupérer ces photos ?

des photo de facebook, des snap ou des photo qu'elles m'ont envoyé, pourquoi ?

Bist du ein ewiger Gelbfuß?

Curiosité.
Je me suis toujours demandé pourquoi les personnes normales faisaient ça.

So nennt man uns im Schwabenland, ja

do what

Se prendre en photo, les partager sur Internet, en montrer quelques unes à quelques rares élus.

Hallo Brudi.
Immer noch besser als Saupreuß oder Bayer.
Bin grad in Karlsruhe.

Uff was hab ich jetzt gemacht

Haja, falls du nach 10 noch was zum sauffe brachst, sollt zwischen Residenz und Hbf en Tante-Emma-Automaten geben, so als kleiner tip.
Bin übrigens Freiburger

Ich glaub ich komm heute net mehr da vorbei muss zurück in die Heimat Stuttgart.
Aba danke für den Tipp.
Aber mir gefällt Freiburg sehr. Hab mir schon mal überlegt dahin umzuziehen.

Nah, da kannste dir jetzt schon mal auf die Suche nach ner Wohnung machen, alle wollen hierher ziehen, die Preise und so weiter sind behämmert

>futebolo

I want to emigrate to France too, where to move to?

*immigrate

CUTE!

Well Hitler, I've heard Grenoble should be quite nice, I've only been there once and it's long ago, but it has a beautiful landscape and isn't that big or important to have the problems everyone here tends to worry about.

Who else would we compare ourselves too? Everyone else is inferior in comparison.

>tfw no frenchie boi bf

we do this c:

That sounds nice. It would have to be somewhere where hunting is acceptable and accessible. Even then I wonder how wary the government would be of allowing foreigners to purchase firearms.

Grenoble have Norilsk-tier pollution

me lik franse

DAS FINALE SUBTITLES FUCKING WHEN????????

Also Pravda greatest school