It's a crime against humanity that Alexandra Daddario will not appear in a bikini in the 2017 remake of Baywatch

It's a crime against humanity that Alexandra Daddario will not appear in a bikini in the 2017 remake of Baywatch.

hnnggg

is this the jews or did she refuse to wear one?

wait what?

Tight onepiece>bikini pleb

She's pregnant.

what a slut

>best tits in Hollywood
>cast in a fucking baywatch remake
>doesn't wear a bikini
Literally what is the point.

It's a crime against humanity that they're using those terrible suits which completely lack the sex appeal of the originals.

Better bodies

It's so you have more incentive to look at her eyes. The only reason Mammario is cast in anything is to collect souls.

>I'm underaged!

This a thousand times this.

The older swim suits show of the hip.
Modern bikini cut right across the hip losing the curve.

Basically women became more prudish somehow.

It was a different time

Those zippers serve no function and would rust.

they're made of inox

All those tits could combine and it would still not be enough to be a pair of acceptable baywatch titties. I miss the old days.

Also the fabric is thinner and tighter, and the top portion is all around low cut versus having full coverage up top which is unzipped a bit for cleavage. It's amazing how wrong they got it.

What species is this?

alexicala mammarius

This. Onepiece are vastly superior to bikini.

If I had to guess, jew

>and would rust

Are you stupid?
Wetsuits have zippers and don't rust.

Hi-cut bikinis look like shit

>bikinis look like shit

ftfy

You're a homosexual.

Just came out as a homosexual in a Sup Forums thread lads

>Ethnicity:
>*37.5% Italian
>*25% Hungarian
>*25% mix of English and German
>*12.5% Irish
Jesus americans are fucking weird

Absolute madman.

and what's your bloodline, champ?

That's not my point if you were born in america you're american not some % some % something kek thats just stupid

>That's not my point

I'm MAKING it the point, now what are you?

bit of casual racism there

You're an idiot. Its where your ancestors came from mong.

From a nationality/citizen standpoint, yes.

You're confusing ethnicity with nationality retard

No tits, right?

No tits, just dick

So thats between 25-50% Jew.

You have to be 18 yrs old to post here

People like knowing where there ancestors lived. Fuck off with your silliness.

I'm belgian what does that have to do with anything
MUH ETHNICITY

>fantastic tits
>shit hips and thighs
>bathing suit only shows off the latter
Fucking why?

>I'm belgian

THEN MAKE ME A FUCKING WAFFLE

most people in charge of Hollywood costume design are gay men

>5 people tell you you're wrong
>"n-no you!"

Is that a saints row 3 reference I smell

jews. theres more dick in the movie than female nudity

succubus

>amerifat banter
ameridumbs aren't known for their intelligence

Don't want to trigger roasties.

Are you fuckin serious?

what if she made you her surf board and forced you to lick her salty wet pusy!!!!

is this the legendary american banter i've heard so much about?

Shut up faggot

Fuck you retard

>you will never be this jealous of the U-S-A

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Center is a fridge, and right is flat.
Mammario is the curviest of them, and that suit accentuates his body, and highlights everything beautiful about it. Are you into her for her tummy? Looks like you might be misprioritizing the particular strengths of her body.

Will have her in bikini on San Andreas 2.

Also running with tight top.

Angel.

Pretty much a noncountry

Cry me a river, stale ass.
Pusyposter died yesterday at the Ariana concert. Respect him.

>Pusyposter died yesterday at the Ariana concert
????????????????????

Succubus Maximusmamarritimus

high waist is coming back in too

>hardly any cleavage at all
nu-Baywatch everyone

her eyes are freaking me out

Why would she wear these horror lenses?

Is it because you know they can see into your soul, and your ashamed of what she is looking at?

>lenses

She doesn't need to see into my soul to get me ashamed of what she is looking at.

Test

Mein gott! Lily looks so good

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can't those zippers "accidentally" open

It's a crime against humanity that they're not using the original swimsuits.

Girl on the right is hotter.

Autism

What did I win?

>What did I win?

Okay, I'll call that line for you. What is your name again?

Oh, goodness. Are you blind as well?

Holy fuck how tall are those other women daddario is already like 5'8

Okay, Goodness. Don't worry. Help is coming your way. Just avoid the computer for now and all will be right.

Baywatch?
It's fantastic!
I LIKE IT!

Welcome back

tittysaurus rex

>girl on the right

Muh dick