/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere

*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"

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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
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Reminder to ignore anyone using the following words

>normie
>kino

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253 - TIME BOB SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO LODGE, TIME COOP COMES BACK TO DOUGIE

15, 3 - ANAGRAM OF 315 COOPS ROOM

119 - REVERSE OF 911 CALL FOR HELP

430 - WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE

PURE LYNCH KINO

NORMIES BUTT BLASTED INTO SPACE

REDDIT BTFO

DOUGIE JONES

HELLLOOOOOOOooooooo-OOOOOOO!

How many actors participated in the production of season 3 but is now dead? Like three people right? Loglady, Bowie, and that FBI

This season is kino normie repellent.

yes, true patricians use phrases such as normalfag and cinema

On a scale of 1 to 10, how mad is Michael J Anderson right now?

Fincher, Snyder, Wachowskis and other filter fags completely #BTFO

meme

no confirm on Bowie

He's angry. Angry about jews.

screenshot this

He's making dinner plans with David Hayter

Dougie Jones
Mr. Jackpots

normies dont get kino

THE KING OF ROMANIA

Looks like this normie can't handle the kino

some random guy that played a small part died after filming
I remember seeing his daughter comment on facebook about how much of a great time he had on set

Phillip Jeffries
Log Lady
Albert
Doc Hayward
Jean Renault

Normies getting LYNCH'd hard ITT by the pure kino of Dougie Jones

>this obsession with normies
fuck just enjoy and discuss the show, you're like trump-supporters who prioritize bragging about all the liberal tears without discussing the politics of their choice

What kino means?

>Doc Hayward
is he going to be in it?

buttblasted "muh comfy atmosphere" normie fresh off the boat from reddit detected

>who prioritize bragging about all the liberal tears without discussing the politics of their choice
I don't see a problem with this

[loud ominous pop]

Where did Rey and Daria cum ftrom?

These threads are Speedforce-fast, if you pardon the capeshitism.

I CAN'T KEEP UP PLEASE CALL FOR HELP!

>stayed up all night crying like a bitch at how beautiful this masterpiece is
>for the last time
>for the last time

Doc & Eileen were confirmed, but no idea on Donna

>watching kino for enjoyment

kys

call for help

youtube.com/watch?v=AqpPh5aWNwM&feature=share

>Jean Renault
Cooper already killed his completely non-supernatural character.

Episodes 1+2 were God tier

3+4 are bad
Dougie Jones a shit.
Too much bad CGI.
Lucy and Andy jokes already getting old.
Bobby crying at Laura felt fanservicey as fuck.
Actor who plays Albert is phoning it in.

Only good part is the Cole evil coop interrogation scene.
Hopefully once Cooper stops being retarded the show will be great

feel the same desu
>stop intensely peaks posting for 15 minutes
>200 unread posts
jesus christ

ok, how did bob create dougie? and why was he living with naomi watts

if dougie went into the black lodge, where's bad coop

Call for help

>Actor who plays Albert is phoning it in.
he was literally dying. It may have been the best he could do.

>3+4 are bad
>Dougie Jones a shit.
>Too much bad CGI.
>Lucy and Andy jokes already getting old.
>Bobby crying at Laura felt fanservicey as fuck.
>Actor who plays Albert is phoning it in.

That's the point.

New TP is like a beautiful rose growing in a forest of shit (most of the post-2010s tv series and movies)

I weep in pleasure. I weep in pain.

I weep for us. For what we have. For what we could have had. For what is to come.

I weep.

Shelly's friends aren't meant to be anyone in particular, are they?

>Bobby crying at Laura felt fanservicey as fuck.
yes
>Actor who plays Albert is phoning it in.
he's fucking DYING you idiot

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this 2bh lads

imagine being a seething normie that's ABSOLUTELY livid at the pure kino they're being subjected too that is smashing their fists against their desk in PURE unbridled rage over the lack of muh atmosphere

KEK

Hey guys it's me Coop, let me out lol

HullOOOOOOHH

shelly aged the best out of the lot
donna fags BTFO

1. SPOOKED ME REAL GOOD

2. THIS ONE HAD ME IN TEARS

3. DON'T LOOK FOR DEAPER MEANING

4. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5. BEST I'VE EVER SEEN

6. NOBODY GETS IT (ONLY I GET IT)

7. (WHY EXACTLY ARE THERE THREE COOP'S AND HOW EXACTLY DID BOBCOOP CREATE DOUGIE COOP THEN IF HE VOMITED WHAT TO ME LOOKED LIKE THAT THING FROM LOST HIGHWAY DRENCHED IN CREAMED CORN ALSO KNOWN AS GARMONBEZIO ALSO KNOWN AS PAIN AND SORROW INTRODUCED IN LYNCH'S ONLY MASTERPIECE TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME WHICH WAS CRITICALLY PANNED ON RELEASE BECAUSE NORMIES DID. NOT. GET. IT. AND INLAND EMPIRE TOO) (BONUS TRACK)

>HE SEEMS LEGIT I THINK WE SHOULD LET HIM OUT, ALBERT

Him dying isn't an excuse. Catherine was dying as well, but she did a better job.

youtube.com/watch?v=pfRfPon9vmU

New Twin Peaks hymn. Comfy.

bob didn't create dougie. coop's doppleganger used the Owl Ring to make a humunculus: this is Doug. Doug was given free agency, as his only purpose would be to trick the lodge residents when it came time to return to the lodge. Doug just likes prostitutes, borrowing money from the mob, and missing his kid's birthday. Bob is probably in the principal that killed the Librarian.

>Miguel Ferrer died early this year
This... this is getting a bit weird.

>
Dying to go back to his trailer maybe

Dougie Jones

So mad that he's watching Carnivale, crying, and throwing cheap tequila bottles at his tv.

DEEPEST

>Actor who plays Albert is phoning it in.

He was dying of throat cancer and had like 9 months left to live, asshole.

Why does he have a green hand?

>yfw David Lynch is next

I fear he's going to die before the season finale airs.

DUDE IT'S ME COFFEE DONUTS DAMN FINE LMAO

so bob was the black guy that flew off?

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they don't understand the brilliance and genius of Lynch unlike us true patricians

He fondled too many dog bollocks.

Me
Dougie Jones

I think the one sat next to her is of some importance

You probably liked Lost.

>Hanging out with kids half his age in a bar

HE'S STILL COOL

anyone who says normie or kino
kys

dougie is literally a dugpa comfyfag being subjected to the new season

unironically true though

the anger that people have when not understanding or liking art is fucking hilarious

HELLLOOOOOOOooooooo-OOOOOOO!

what the fuck this makes so much sense now.

Phillip Jefferies thought Coop was a doppleganger

you just said it
kys

Is bob still in evil coop or is evil coop his own thing now

>Hello, fellow FBI Agents

>I am indeed Mr Cooper and I just love apple pie

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

Coop scenes are good.
Black Lodge scenes are good.
The rest is pretty mediocre.
Effects are terrible.

Well of course he did. Coop even saw is doppelgänger on the camera feed since it was running when Jeffries walked past him, which is why Coop is freaked out.

I've lost the ability to tell if people are serious here or not anymore.

I'm not sure if everything is laced in sarcasm... irony... or what have you. Someone please help me.

>Albert to Gordon: 'I've got a baaaad feeling about this'

What did he mean by this?

>he only got it until now
Jesus christ dude it only took you more than a decade

A mans gotta wear protection when hanging out with panty-melter James

Still, I have to rewatch with captions on, I didn't catch a single fucking word he said.

he was. windom earl successfully killed him in Philadelphia

Did Dougie Jones fuck Sonny Jim?

This shit obliterated my sides

Look at this bitter normie overdosing on kino.

He's in the first scene of the first episode.

HELLLLoooooOoooooOooo

call for help

i think this is bob. some people say bob's possessing coop's doppleganger but i don't really see a point to that. beheading's and spooky body puzzles are more bob's thing

hey man, it only made more sense in the deleted scenes because for some reason they cut shitloads of it out in FWWM, it couldve been the best scene in the movie but imo its the worst because of how chopped it was.

Dougie Jones