What's the most retarded thing you've ever seen posted on Sup Forums?

What's the most retarded thing you've ever seen posted on Sup Forums?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q
quora.com/Do-Americans-actually-microwave-their-water
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Your pic is true, desu.

...

From Texas and can confirm

literally anything posted by mutts

that is good bait ngl

whilst not directly from Sup Forums i've seen this posted here. It seems to me very telling of the state of america when elected officials literally think an island can "capsize"

youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

he doesn't have any opinion on the matter at hand, so he just makes up something on the spot to sound smart.

Texans are Spics, Oklahomans are feather heads......so no difference what so ever.

...

if you haven't contributed to one global poker face meme, you're doing your part

> to sound smart.
> the island will capsize if there are too many people on it

is this truly the state of american intellectualism?

*not

please give milf teacher

OK.

No

>that one yellow pixel

everytim

...

...

The thread yesterday about climate change was pretty funny.

What do you mean "no?" Eat that give.

...

lol

...

well done to that guy

Jesus Christ this can't be real.

...

Actually laughed so hard I creid

Im actually glad net neutrality passed, all the cuck posting that was shitting up all the boards was being made by chinks living in US.
Shame about the actuall burgers, their stupidity will be missed tho [*]

A classic

holy shit, that triggered me

...

You can't see the name of the country o n mobile. I could see how he thought it was a Chilean flag

>I could see how he thought it was a Chilean flag
el diablo...

P much every thread by most koreans and Japanese

it's a Filipino flag. There the spics of asia

Am I the only one who does this? This gets me a perfect /intpol/ to be honest me laddies

>pol

>Sup Forums

based Sup Forums boogeyman posters

la abominaciĆ³n...

Holy shit That's me.

Wtf it does change due to altitude , it also changes due to pressure and the amount of salt(solute) mixed in it .

Why are they so retarded?

we meet again.

Starting to realize that people in this country vote for harmful policies because of the people are fucking retarded

no it doesn't

Ebin

r8 my meme

>Water is a hydrocarbon
Kill yourself please .

To be fair the last one makes sense
Americans are used to using Fahrenheit, so 35 is almost freezing temperature

...

>bacteria are viruses that have DNA
Well.. I mean. He's kind of right. In his own way.

The internet was invented in America though so mr swiss army knife man needs to do research

...

>Water is a hydrocarbon

Not the internet you use today

Ever heard about Roults Law of Vapour Pressure and Dalton's Law ?
Don't embarrass yourself please.

you just made those up

Ummm we're talking about inventions sweaty so you need to research so ummm yeah :^)

a carbon-less hydrocarbon, eco-friendly ;^)

Muh dick

>Americans microwave water

I refuse to believe this.

How?
>all bacteria have DNA
>some viruses have DNA, but not all

Its actually a meme. Only poor americans do that :)

Lads , add another one to your collection.

quora.com/Do-Americans-actually-microwave-their-water

It's class 8th level shit , why can't Ameridumbs understand it.

>I refuse to believe Americans use a quick method of heating things to heat water

What's wrong with bowling water in a microwave?
I mean if you need quick warm water , you don't have to use that weird machine and wait for several hours .

We don't boil water because we don't drink faggot shit like tea unless it's cold

Umm you wouldn't have the www or this website without Europe just don't forget that ok honey bunny boo?

Yeah but who inspired the world wide web now hmmmmmmmmmmmmm????????

Anyone have yesterday's global warming thread capped?

electric kettle takes a minute to heat up water to a boiling point and you can heat up much more than in a fucking microwave

I said the exact same thing a few days ago, asked if they have like big bowls or so for heating up larger amounts in the microwave. The answer was: "we just use the stove for that"

>a couple of computers that can only send short messages to eachother via direct cable
>inspired the www
Mmmmmmmm no

...

Best I ever heard from American exchange students was: "we invaded Afghanistan because of oil" and "Ford invented the car"

I have unironically started doing this.
>no limescale
>no wasted water
>also heats mug so drink will stay warm for longer
>technology is more interesting (molecular resonances)

somebody post that cap about burger saying having mutiliated dick is healthy

this thread?

that isn't that bad of a mistake, come on

yeah, I just thought that somebody not as lazy as me had screencapped the highlights, but thanks for the link

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Microwaves only heat h2o molecules.

I think so, too. But what made it funny is that he got it wrong AND that the actual country where they come from is the USA.

nice bait, faggot

They can heat other things as well, not just water.

You're just making shit up, you gay loose-sack

yes this one is dumb and a common mistake

>gay loose-sack

nice one

fahrenheit is objectively better once you get used to it. The reality is 0 and 100 are no less arbitrary than 32 and 212, and unlike other measurements there is no real benefit to being able to divide or multiply temperature.

why is it so god damn easy to bait europeans

isn't it great how you can just dismiss any embarassing mistakes you and your countrymen do by simply saying "i-i-it was just bait haha"?

but what if it legitimately was bait? you see, therein lies the jollies of baiting. the mystery of whether or not it was genuine. and then you double down on your faux-ignorance and the replies pour in.

>confusing a language different from yours that is literally written right there on the package

I beg to differ.

>"i WaS jUsT prEtEndIng tO bE rEtaRdEd xddDDdDDDd"
>typed while crying during this piss poor damage control attempt, hating to be reminded how retarded his country is

If you can't recognize the post in as a bait, you might be handicapped.

pls gib lazy eyed gf pls

>"See, if I call every post my dumbass country makes as bait, my country is no longer retarded and everyone else is!"
>tfw the US is to intelligent to smart