/sug/ Steven Universe General

ENOUGH WITH ALL THE GODDAMNED SHIPPING ALREADY Edition

Previous: >"NEW" Barn Mates on 26 May:
youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep

>misseps leak thread
kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>French episodes megas
S03E04 Barn Mates: mega.nz/#F!Fwx2yCyB!TcRL6TM9yyhCDpK0bvBIQA
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
[Link 1 MIA]
mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us/r/su

>ENOUGH WITH ALL THE GODDAMNED SHIPPING ALREADY
No.

This is now a Vidalia thread.

Daily reminder that "could a gun kill a gem" discussions are pointless since the show is very inconsistent on how tough the gems really are (an object that weighs several tons falls on Peridot but she survives, but Lapis gem gets cracked when someone steps on it).

>ENOUGH WITH ALL THE GODDAMNED SHIPPING ALREADY Edition
Why would I when your ship doesn't have a bodypillow?

Reminder to pray to the one true God that uses Steven as his conduit.

Post your fave ships

What a shitty OP image

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We're back, baby!

wow that's a shitty OP

At least make it a SU related image

Also why are you even here if you dislike shipping?

Delete this thread, so we can get one with a real OP

Please no kill this time

>Not using Frank

>Ruby and Sapphire
That doesn't count. That's canon.

i've never seen the second pic before. it's so pure

no, I cant have another thread deleted, would scare the crap outa me.

I had to actually read to find /sug/

just use ctrl+f

oh so canon ships are ok then?

>not having /sug/ bookmarked.

what are you, a pleb?

In my headcannon, Solidus Ruby is an absolutely ancient veteran in the Gem army. I'm talking like 10,000 years of service at least. She's too unstable to promote to command, but she's too valuable a soldier to discharge. She, however, does not mind being the eternal foot soldier. In that time she has learned the concept of Mercy, but is still extremely conservative on when she shows it. The CG's should be thankful Solidus Ruby told them "thank you," for the alternative would mean their shattering.

Yes.

>pure
Sure.

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Post human gems

not using Sup Forums search button, what a retard

How is that human and not just regular Garnet wearing her hair different?

Eat a fat, rotting dick, all of you.


Shipping is ALL you retards ever want to talk about. Fighting and arguing over your delusional pairings like a bunch of insane 14 year olds. I didn't realize that we had gone back in time to the age when DeviantArt reigned supreme.

Maybe, just maybe, it'd be nice to talk abiut the actual show for once, and not ramble on about which characters you idiots want to see fuck each other.

Enough.

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>human gems = gems drawn with ears

Wtf is between her legs

You mean human shipping?

How is anything anything user? Just post hot bitches

Yes.

good luck

You cherry picking faggot
The vast majority of threads are not shipping

There's no need for that kind of language.

See

>still not using SU images
do you even like this show?

besides maybe suggest a topic other than "fuck shipping"

There really isn't much to discuss on the show right now, as the current plot arcs are wrapped up, most speculations we could do on other matters is pretty much baseless currently

pic just to trigger you

do you ship your mother with that mouth?

I used to think Garnet was the most flawless of the group. The fact she is force to be Garnet at all times or otherwise wouldn't be able to get shit done show how flaw she really is.

If the episode was meant to show how much Sapphire & Ruby truly love each other or whatever then they fuck up, what I took from it is that they are in such a bad relationship (maybe not in terms of love but in term of a relationship period) that they are basically joined by the hip for the rest of their lives. Hell, they may as well be fused permanently.

>not saving the artist in the filename
Man, you didn't even have to search for it. It was right there in the filename when it was originally posted. Now it's gonna get passed around and it'll be a lot more of an effort to find more from the artist.

Why does Sup Forums not care about artists?

this image is cute.

let them be user, it's the only relationship they will ever get or experience

I don't even give a fuck about shipping, but the OP image should be SU related.

Calm down user, here's a joke.

Stevidot now

>do you even like this show?
I think OP is a troll.

Ruby and Sapphire got hot.

Ruby and Sapphires relationship isn't a bad one, its just too romantic. They're like an old married couple, they're just gonna be lovey dovey around anyone.

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I love black girls with white hair, I think its because I had a huge crush on Storm as a kid

>The vast majority of threads are not shipping
>being THIS delusional
You're an idiot, and all the shipping garbage needs to stop.

You think this funny? DO you think it's somehow okay to do this kind of shit? It's not. Knock it off.

>Calm down user, here's a joke
not that guy, but wow it's that the best you can do? did you give yourself a pat in the back after you post that? did it satisfy your ego?

I guess you are right, it just so fucking annoying to watch.

Choosing flirting over helping out others is one of the few things I can not stand.

People would be happy to talk about the show with you (well, maybe not with YOU). Have you tried ... bringing up what you want to talk about?

woah, de ja vu

did I watch a yuri anime about these two once?

Cute and grate

I made a vow to never post this again, but fuck it

>there will never be a yuri anime about two cute black grls

japan is pointless

>not that guy
Sure you aren't

I will be honest

Is there a point to shipping something that will never be canon? I get that its cute, but you do realize there is a 0% chance of it happening, right?

why even bother supporting it? Its kinda like voting for someone who will never win

ok.

They all would have been fine either way, they were up against Rubies for Gods sake.

What punishment does Pearl deserve.

whatever i can't prove im not that guy, still it was pathetic

Sapphire knew exactly what was going to happen and Ruby knows how fucking dumb Rubies are, I'm not surprised they didn't take the game seriously

None.

Equilateral Triangle Arc > Square Arc > Parallelogram Arc >Irregular Decagon Arc > Octagon Arc

>whatever i can't prove im not that guy,
ok. go ahead.

>do you even like this show?
I love this show dearly.

>besides maybe suggest a topic other than "fuck shipping"
I have, many times. Nobody ever wants to talk about anything unless it's related to their OTP. That's fucking disgusting.

This is how it is with everything I end up liking too. I fucking hate nerds, because you "people" make it impossible for me to talk to other people about the things I enjoy. So I say again, eat a dick. You're all scum.

Pic just to show you a canon couple, and thus AN ACTUAL PART OF THE DAMN SHOW.

pearl necklace

>implying Amedot has a chance of being canon
Lapidot will be the endgame and you know it.

that's like saying why read fanfiction since it'll never be canon?

Sometimes you just wanna see Shinji quote 'What's Opera Doc?' before hurling lightning bolts at TAU commander Kaworu

It being cute is enough. It's not a campaign, it's just talking about a cute thing.
>Its kinda like voting for someone who will never win
No it's nothing like voting. No one's trying to get it to be canon. We're not telling the crew to make our ships real. We're just posting fan art and stuff.

Non-platonic Stevidot is shit though.

im not that autistic

>Ruby knows how fucking dumb Rubies are

ruby was freaking the fuck out and "I don't want to go out there alone ;_;" was the reason for Steven talking to the Rubies in the first place.

OP you make yourself very obvious by your total lack of SU images

shouldn't you be in school right now or something? although you probably got kicked out for freaking out over classmates "shipping" each other

Most ships are shit.

Except for the good ones, like gregven.

We need an image marker like how /mlpg/ used to do.

Sounds perfect.

I am so entertained by the drama and vitriol that goes on in the shipping underground

Is it just me or has /sug/ been populated by extra whiny fags today? Go back to tumblr with your feelings and your sensitivity

Why?

>I have, many times
Suggest something more interesting then.

Also, your pic is a shipping pic. It being canon or non-canon or a crackship has nothing to do with it being a ship.

Post Amethyst

I hate shipfags myself, why can't you all just enjoy boats like normal people?

I highly doubt it

Lapis can have Pearl or Jasper or some shitty human

Peridot and Amethyst have rather clearly had a thing for each other.

>Complains about shipping
>Posts ship pic

>Greg just gave his son over to his late wife's former lesbian coven
O-Okay.

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Since Warp Tour.

DELETE THIS

>Peridot and Amethyst have rather clearly had a thing for each other.

>Post Amethyst

A hug.

>amedot
>not Pearlmethyst

Is there any raceswapped art of Steven and Connie?

Never

Yeah, because she's dumb like the other Rubies. She was afraid she'd blow their cover

In that case Sugilite would be rather like Granny from the newer version of Dennis the Menace.

doesn't the Miss Piggy insult just help the Amedot argument? I mean Peridot looks a lot like Kermit the Frog