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cosmics edition

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aussie keeps getting btfo lol

*pats your vagina*
nice to meet you

...

odds wank before the shower
evens wank in the shower

It's a god awful small affair

>evens wank in the shower

dont do that

No friends
No job
No gf
No hobbies
No future

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I'm the Charlie Browniest

Same

anyone else hate whites

love london pakis
hate london whites
simple as

you'll always have bennies

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/200165

do ur part lads

cant cum standing up
doesnt matter if im wanking, getting a blowjob, or even doing standing up sex (god knows why)
just cant do it, i usually go soft as well

i reckon decades of wanking in bed has conditioned me to only cum while horizontal

sue

going to linking a ting in barking in 11 hours

I am white

what are you lads drinking tonight? x

Weirdo

low test, i can cum in any position

alri sadiq

anime

more like manhattanchester

bold claim

It's only 1200 here

Voddy

nowt, went out last night
would very much like to be going raving but no

it's lot harder for me to cum standing up and when I do it doesn't feel as good

SCREECHING

Don't be afraid to be weird lads

I think ima die alone inside my room

>The Government believes that a deep and special partnership between an independent UK and the EU is in the interests of both sides.
NO NO NO NO NO
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SPECIAL PARTNERS

buglike post

anime

cosmic girls are fucking trash

I'm exactly the same lad

fuck wank sex cum pusy

>tfw got written consent from my local imam so I can I celebrate christmas

>you arrive in The North of England

Someone give me a reason to get out of bed

monster quite tired but need to stay up much longer got lots of things i need to do havent i

*gets killed in a tsunami*

looks like a yank city with that car park (not manhattan though)

Why aren't there babies mullato?

HOWLING at this post

they say brexit is not happening though

wasn't me who reposted it, therefore i didn't lose

le cool smoking writer man

>bethnal green road
are you taking the piss
they lied

bedsores

everyone who posts under the same flag is the same person lad

*puts on sunday clothes*
time to go to the regal fish bar

Think I'm gonna make it lads

Read quite a few of his books. Women seems to be the least shittiest of them. Not sure if he's just a meme.

clearly London you stupid paki cunt

how dare you

what's up my coposting lads

some of them clearly are, though, but by amerimutt standards i'm sure they look normal

>taking the coach into london
>see a new skyscraper in the middle of White City, surrounded by lots of other huge under-construction buildings
>google it
>its a new Imperial College student hall

what the fuck how do central londoners have this much money while the rest of the area is a dire shithole

for me? its نشيد مؤثر ومبكي علام الانحناء

youtube.com/watch?v=t9ArPT39h2c&feature=youtu.be

>that's a fucking Hall
Jesus Christ

>take the coach into London
alri poortherner

literally grenfell in the background

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its like a massive financial black hole

it puzzles me how china has many more bigger and well dveloped cities than we do

imperial's like 70% forener students isnt it? most foreign students are proper rich, especially in fucking london

whats happened with grenfell have they knocked it down yet?

me at number 5

i think international student fees are what 15-20k a year? its mental

bit racist

loads of them are empty though lmao

I heard they wanted to make London independent from the rest of the UK, so that it can stay in the EU

The burned building is still there to show #solidarity

they've moved everyone back in

>15-20k a year
more like 25k

Decided not to get a job and become a wildlife ranger/virtue signalling white man in some third world shithole.

How do I go about this?

nope
they havent even covered it up
you can still see it all charred up today

proper grim like

usually $25k to $35k
source: foreign mates

think its more
rent in those halls will probably be even more than that

they have tens of millions a year moving from the countryside to the cities

the chinese internal migration is actually the biggest movement of people in history

FUCK
OFF

No

If that means we can put a border wall around it anyone anyone who lives there needs a passport and security check to leave - I'm all for it

we can only hope

anime?

Not sure whether I believe in controlling inflation with controls on bank lending or with prices and incomes policy.
Sustained long-term mass unemployment as a method of inflation control is not only morally repugnant but shockingly wasteful. In simple terms of social well-being: Take the million plus unemployed of this country and appoint them to jobs in administering and enforcing an incomes policy to deal with the inflationary effects of their appointment and we would experience much improvement both in terms of quality of life and in terms of the utilisation of national resources.

a ranger is the absolute opposite of whom i'd expect to virtue signal

imagine living in somewhere like grenfell tower

the absolute STATE

business idea: build a wall on the M25

whats stupid is we also have space to do that shit but we arent building housing which we need so we have a chronic housing shortage

you stride down deansgate

SSomeone give me a reason to get out of bed

>made a poop
>flush
>got a floater
>flush
>still won't go down
>flush
>still not going down
>fuck it

China uses construction companies to artifically boost its economy.

The government pays these construction companies insane amounts of money to build empty cities and roads to nowhere, just so that the economy appears healthier than it really is, to promote more investment and trade with China

in reality its all just a big fake bubble that, some say, is close to bursting

t. knower

Its why I listed the two options.

More like Deanogate

>slightly more than 1 BTC a year
that's literally nothing

you guys didn't miss out on cryptocurrency and are indeed millionaires, right?

Sup Forums NEETs are worth 8 figures these days.

youtube.com/watch?v=UhZxcmlkMxY
this goes off like a fucking rocket
not the original, but still

46% chance this is a lie

playing: Skyrim

well i finished my undergrad 3 years ago now so im not surprised its gone up, my year was the last one to still have the 3k tuition fees before they got hiked to 9k