American character is eating breakfast

>American character is eating breakfast
>they read the back of the box while eating with the other hand

>alarm blares
>hand hits the snooze and smashes the clock

>American character is fat
>everyone sees this as normal

>Americans enter house
>they take their shoes off

>brits character is eating breakfast
>its a cookie thats called a biscuit

>American character goes for a shit
>uses toilet roll after
>bathroom doesn't even have a bidet

>Americans eat cookies for breakfast

>american character is eating breakfast
>it's a fucking cookie

>american character goes for a shit
>he doesn't go to walmart to do it

immersion ruined.

>American out at dinner
>immediately shit on waitress the second she's gone

>American eats breakfast
>something called a 'pop tart'

>American eats
>has less than six heart attacks

>European bans guns
>gets blown up

>be British
>get bombed

>be American
>get shot

>be Swedish
>get raped

>be German
>get cucked

>be Australian
>noice

Noice

>American fetishizes guns
>So fat they get their lunch delivered by plane straight to the office
>Host a marathon
>It gets blown up
>Thank Jesus we almost had to run *wheeze*

>be Australian
>get fucked up the arse by other men

#illridewithyou

>be Australian
>get killed by a spider

>be german
>get trucked

>be American
>get shot
>bullet is stopped by immense lard

thats an american thing

>Muffled rap playing in the background

>character is American
>he's a cuck

>American character isn't a cuck
>it's a fantasy film

>character is american
>he is black

>character is american
>his name is pedro

>European character attends concert
>gets exploded

>be Australian
>riced

>be australian
>get LEB'd

>Brit eating breakfast
>baked beans

>Amerifreedom posts on Sup Forums
>butchers the English language

how can you not like baked beans?

Not for breakfast famalam. That's BBQ food.

>yurocucks

Foreigners are weird, innit

>be american
>first language is spanish

Is usually a weekend breakfast after drinking

Eggs black-pudding and baked beans are magic for hangover, I think its all the proteins and sugar in the beans sauce

I'd drown 100 Somali children for Australian citizenship

t. Swecuck

>be European
>want to purchase a handgun
>not allowed

What did the lads mean by this?

>be a product of the Amerilard education system
>assume everyone that isn't a freedom fat is European

The thought of cooking baked beans for breakfast is so weird to me, I've only seen/heard of it with Brits. Maybe I'll try it sometime.

>American character wakes up
>discovers he's shit the bed again in his sleep like a massive, fat baby with no bowel control

>be american
>ask parents where my foreskin is
>they point to the star of david

>boards Marine One

>be American
>after 9/11
>insist that calling a greasy, heavily salted food 'freedom fries' is the height of patriotism.

get some blood sausage (black pudding), keep a plate under it

catch he drippings, pore it into the beans when cooking

>lmao dump flump amirite
>takes black dick up the ass

>100
We don't just let any half assed cunt in here

As many as it takes, cunt

>American character is taking a shit
>they read the back of the shampoo bottle

>British character goes to a concert

I'm latino, been to mexico and nicaragua for visits, it's not weird for us to do that, especially not beans and rice.
american whites are weird

>american orders drink/food
>takes one sip/eats one bite, pulls out a couple bills like they don't even count them and hastily exit the door
triggers me so hard, especially when they're eating at a restaurant or something
actually, anytime I see someone in a movie eat delicious food and they don't even look like they're enjoying it I get triggered
I mean they're fucking actors they cant act like their mouth is watering while eating a tasty steak?

You got a problem with that?

I did that when i was a kid

...

>be American
>want to play online poker
>not allowed

struth mate