>there's a conspiracy theory about Kubrick faking the video footage of the moon landing
If the US gov wanted to fake a Mars landing tomorrow, which prestigous Hollywood director should they get for the job and why?
There's a conspiracy theory about Kubrick faking the video footage of the moon landing
Ryan Jackson
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Ian Rivera
J.J Abrams so he can put in lens flair and maybe a space battle or something
Asher Stewart
Space is dark, so zack snyder would be best at capturing the authentic tone.
William Moore
Joss Whedon
Thomas Perry
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Matthew Campbell
Chris Nolan, the greatest director in hollywood.
Adam Adams
>inb4 derailment
Brandon Rivera
Neil Bloomkamp because good realistic visual effects
any other director would be bad decisiont
James Mitchell
Tim Burton
Justin Peterson
>what is The Martian.
the fake landing on Mars has had its dummy run and the director was Ridley Scott.
Ethan Hill
>hire Tim Burton
>everyone finds out it's fake because the astronauts are an easily recognizable Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
Xavier Sanchez
The Deep State
Luke Campbell
it would be nolan, scott or villeneuve
Robert Carter
OLD MAYMAY
Xavier Edwards
Probably like, i don't know, I can't even name a single living director, that's how little I care about modern cinema.
Ryder Gray
Sorry, I honestly don't know what he does anymore.
Connor Johnson
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Camden Clark
You've never heard of Spielberg or Nolan?
I find that hard to believe, even if you've never watched their films.
Christian Powell
dude weed lmao
John Brown
Fuck off neill
Easton Brown
M Night Shamamlam so people would eventually find out the truth as the twist.
Logan Lewis
Been there, done that.
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Jason Rodriguez
where is the flag's shadow?
Tyler Ward
>whole film is quips about pooping in space toilets
I predict 600 million dollar profit and 92 percent on rotten tomatoes.
Hudson Morales
clearly just under the astronauts going at the same angle to the other shadows?
Elijah Collins
Cringe
Ryder Thomas
why does the Moons horizon end at about 200 feet away instead of what should be miles away?
Dylan Diaz
Because the moon is flat
Jacob Thomas
But there's no landing and the greavity is all wrong.
Jordan Smith
>just
Jordan Hughes
Because moon is smaller than earth.
Easton Cruz
Blake Clark
Imagine if Australia got crushed by the moon and the moon just became another Australia
Nicholas Campbell
the moon is still thousands of miles wide. a person stood on it wouldnt see the horizon curve away after a few hundred feet.
Jonathan Perez
So pretty much the opposite of how the Moon was formed?
Justin Brown
They would if they were near the top of a slight mound that masked the actual horizon.
It's like you've left your mother's basement
Christopher Moore
underrated
Benjamin Sullivan
This but unironically
Mason Reed
What the fuck is this from?
Aiden Rogers
Terry Gilliam. Would be interesting.