Wanted to be a fighter pilot since a little kid

>wanted to be a fighter pilot since a little kid

>too stupid

>no discipline

>currently working wage slave job near military base

>constantly see pilots much younger than me

Never asked to be born.

>wanted to be a fighter pilot since a little kid
>wear glasses
>afraid of laser-surgery

How about you at least fucking try rather than just bitch about it?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I guess you had a hard life.

>tfw color blind
>gene therapy is illegal

JUST

Doesn't matter. Fighter pilots are going to be pretty obsolete soon, at least for a while.

>willing to fly steel rockets built by the lowest bidder at several times the speed of sound
>afraid of a laser

Do it, coward.

i'm aiming to being the guy with the glowing popsicles that helps them land

People who get laser eye surgery can't become pilots.
(At least here in Italy.)

>wanted to be a tank commander
>ended up flying c-130 cargo planes

I actually could have probably met the requirement for being a fighter pilot but would have failed a test or some shit. I'd also have moral issues with bombing people so yea

yeah this has been fucking me over as well. So many mos's need perfect color vision.

They gonna lift that ban soon , because miopy is rising due to increased use of phones/ computers in early age

Become Air traffic controller and fuck with them then, you fucking suck at life man.

>wanted to be infantry
>convinced that canuck army would be a shit and infantry and the army in general would be shit
>they were probably right
>still regret not joining, esp at a time when I may have deployed
>probably wouldn't even get accepted now
fuck

In the us navy you can get corrective laser surgery for you eyes for free.
BUT pilots with shitty vision get bumped up to the line, even pilots with ok vision.
so in actuality you're waiting 15 years on a 2 year list to get that shit.

Dude, that AFSC sucks nuts.

pilots might go into the history books, but military aviation while be around for the foreseeable future. every branch has aviation (even the coast guard).

Let me give you an alternative. Air Traffic Control. The job is fun as fuck, and when you get out ATC jobs pay well. I reclassed into ATC from ordinance (what a fucking mistake that was to start in) and I have never looked back

>join army
>fail basic training
At least i tried....
At one point they said i was a bigger threat then isis.

You can get laser surgery once you're in. If you get it before you sign up, it's a block.

I've been going through army red tape for almost a year now, it's a fucking mess.

Are you a fatass or just retarded?

>always wanted to join the military
>do it
>worst period of my life with daily abuses and beatings
>got punished for performing too well in an exercise

How did you fail Basic?

I thought you wanted to be a pilot, why become a Navy Seal. Literal Dumbass.

>Knowing full well. its copypasta

>At one point they said i was a bigger threat then isis.
kek

Only thing you learn in basic is how to put on your uniform, fold your clothes, and shower with dudes. How did you manage to fail that?

more info pls

>chances of being a pilot almost %100 if I don't royally fuck something up
>feels good

>be 18
>get driven to army physical
>must wear hotpants there
(srsly fucking hotpants, there wasn't even anything where they needed access to my naked legs)
>be awake 05:45, while the other retards are still half drunk
>officer comes in & shouts to wake ppl up
>surprised to see me up and already rdy
>"Huh? A perfect soldier! nods
>kind of proud.png
>strange value in liver funtion reading
>low score because of that crap
>get sent to specialist
>specialist goes nuts
>says:"Wtf user, why do those idiots send you here because of that? A fifth of all young males have that. It is nothing fucking serious!"
>send them the doctor's certificate
>ffw a few years
>before conscription begins call mil.com. about choosing my field
>"MAKE ME A JÄGER (infantry), OR PUT ME IN ZHE PANZER, please."
>"we'll take it into account, Mr. user - should be no problem."
>get conscription draft
>so excited
>basic training + supply soldier after that typist in ministry
>mfw
>call and ask "Why u put me in bullshit field?"
>"Your medical status, Mr. user."
>"???"
>"Liver"
>go to specialist
>liver screening
>everything's fine
>send military doctor's certificate
>demand to be send to PANZER or Jäger (or Black Hawk pilot, or just somewhere as a sniper, anything)
>they don't give a fuck
>"You are already assigned."
>try everything
>they ignore it
>looked forward to being PANZERguy or Infantry like my granddad in the war
>ffw ~ 3 months
>hate it
>clean barracks ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
>see others doing cool military stuff
>don't want to even imagine the pure boredom of being a typist
>FUCK THIS!
>claim to have developed social phobia
>get deemed unfit for service
>leave

Fuck I hate the Austrian Bundesheer.

With all due respect to the military I wanted to be a fighter pilot until I was about 14 or 15 then realised I would be fighting wars for faggots and I'd have to go and live on a base with lots of men so I stopped wanting to be one. It also seems to be brutally competitive to get a well paying job when you want to leave and go commercial.

Learn to code or something.