Tuesday is here, which means that in about 5 minutes or so, we'll have a new episode of The Americans, brought to you by Miller High Life, the Champagne of Beers!
Tonight's episode is titled "The World Council of Churches":
>As Philip and Elizabeth grapple with a momentous decision, Tuan takes matters into his own hands in the Morozov operation; back in Russia, Oleg's investigation collides with the realities of the Soviet system.
Sorry for being late, but here we are. Let's begin!
>Paige comes back as an elite KGB agent and tries to turn him
Using her training and powers of wincest
Leo Rivera
what if they had like a dog that was also a spy
Levi Cox
wtf pastor tim knows?
Anthony Gomez
If enough years passed and the KGB really REALLY wanted to seduce him no one would know him better than his sister who wouldn't even look the same and she would be so brainwashed by the KGB she would be willing to do it
Michael Watson
the fuck are they asking him for?
Nathan Lewis
because he knows the truth, he is a truly neutral party in this with no bias, and he does this shit for a living
Jace Evans
this is the first time the writing turned to shit
KGB agents would just simply never do this
Xavier Gutierrez
Thanks user
Leo Davis
Yeah. Paige couldn't hold it in and spilled it to Pastor Tim. That's why a chunk of last season was helping him to understand.
Adrian Fisher
agreed
Jacob Watson
>tfw no wholesome gf
Camden Gomez
they're 90% certain he's going to die soon so there isn't much risk here
Caleb Nguyen
-THIS IS HOW- CRACK BEGAN
Cooper Sanders
this season has been awful. a whole bunch of repetitive bullshit about sad paige and oleg the food cop? can this really be the same show where a fucking navy seal commander guy almost killed them all?
Carson Diaz
yeah, this season isnt great so far.
but to be fair I was pretty sick of Martha, so I am glad to see her gone.
I miss Tatiana though
Ryder Campbell
this is next ep, the last one? ps. they´re going to pull the same shit for "the brother" as they did for the son. Nothing!
Charles Wood
tatiana gave me the creeps. i legitimately don't understand where they were going with her character. or maybe i've forgotten. someone should shop her into the GOT "ss abandoned storylines" pic
Jayden Young
Only time will tell if Philip and Elizabeth telling Paige was a dent in the quality of the show.
Austin Kelly
Settle down there transportation minster
Blake Kelly
they sure didnt wrap her up very well, or even fully explain what she was doing, other than fucking Oleg
Ryan Adams
She's supposed to make an appearance this season, so if not tonight, then next week.
Andrew Cox
i miss the episodes where it was just philip and elizabeth arguing and being cold to one another for an hour :/
Luis Morris
she already appeared, she decoded a message Phillip sent to them
Isaac Hall
looks like the KGB is taking real good care of Phil's family
Julian Williams
brutal
Dominic Rogers
oh you fucking tuan
fuck you
Jacob Allen
I want to eat elizabeth's asshole
Bentley King
Paige going to hang herself?
Leo Nelson
HOLY SHIT TUAN
Luke Brooks
Oh yeah I forgot about that.
What the fuck Tuan?!
Michael Walker
jesus fuck
Michael Cox
holy shit.
now that is brutal.
Christopher Green
I hope so
Kevin Harris
tuan is hardcore
Jace Barnes
no man, it;s training time.
she has her ESPRIT shirt on
Zachary Cruz
>5 seasons in >philip hasnt said a fucking peep about his brother >is alive and lives in a shitheap house wew lads
Isaiah Thomas
no mercy
when your parents get napalmed, maybe it takes away your sympathy
Jace Fisher
kek
Isaac Fisher
This new generation, man. Anyone else remember Latinafu who was down for the cause?
Austin Nguyen
This whole Paige training arc really needs to end with her getting instantly btfo when faced with real combat.
Tyler Hill
actually compared to flashbacks where they both used to live they seem to be doing alright, atleast by USSR standards anyway
Angel Hill
or her getting killed directly because of elizabeth
then philip grows to resent her and cheats on her with a black girl
Benjamin Edwards
Damn, Tuan. Damn. Previews do not look good for Pascha.
Jose Cooper
fucking this. so tired about hearing about sad paige. sick of seeing the internal struggle with phillip. tired of them being better parents to fucking chink man than their own kids. tired of elizabeth muh homeland. fucking whole season is let down
Anthony Ward
Mediocre episode. Last week was fantastic though. Hopefully something actually happens in the finale, considering season 6 is only 10 episodes and is the final season, these storylines need to start wrapping up now, not later.
Luis Scott
I wonder if actual Russians watch this show I wonder if vladi likes this show
Nolan Powell
I'd bet she would be operator tier when she ends up fighting Stan.