Only countries loved by France are allowed to post here

Only countries loved by France are allowed to post here.

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Hello friends

I wish they didn't, they keep buying our shit.

I'm allowed to post here. We know France. We've got history together ya know.

Fuck nips
Ur alrighr
I like Portugal, hate your expats though

Statue of slut woman is evidence of love from France.

They got PORTUGAy'D now we are getting FRANÇOI'D

When will the cycle end

hey I can post here

At least French loved you in 18 century.

You like us yeah? I keep seeing your women in cairns

Well let me just get comfy.

>Statue of slut woman is evidence of love from France.
Bon.

does it count if they love to hate us?

Basically anyone can post except Brits, Krauts and ayyrabs

You love us. Stop denying it.

Mais nous adorons la France!

Vive l'entente cordiale!

Guys just play along... People can't know know that, our love has to be kept secret

As a Frenchman, I hereby allow the countries in green on this map to post. Countries in yellow are allowed on good behavior, countries in red are B A N N E D. Other countries, idk.

FUCCKKKK YOUUU FRENNNCHIIEEE

This.

We love you too France

You love Scotland and Spain but England and Germany?

Did France cuck Britain with America?

Alright, that's it. You're banned. VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE !

Scots have been our buddies against the English forever, Spain has been our enemy many time, but we're still close. Germany is just...well, Germany.

We also hate our expats.

The rest I understand. But why is Northern Ireland banned? They're all Irish Scots

Yes. Literally cost us the equivalent of hundreds of billions and indirectly the monarchy, but it was all worth it just to see you cuck the Brits out of relevance.

God bless France and the French people.

They love the English too much.

As an Appalachian sometimes I wish you guys had settled the lower part of New France. I love reading about the French explorers and trappers in America.

English are men French are women in most of pictures.

I could be Québécois and you'd never know it.

>dem nipple cockades

The artist had to know what he was doing.

We just didn't have the time. I wish we did too, a big effort in actual colonisation was just starting when New France was stolen from us.

Bonjour mes amis.

Yeah, in French "France" is a feminine word. All countries have some sort of national representation, though.

Most national personifications are female (notable exceptions are John Bull and Uncle Sam), and in proper English, nations are always referred to with feminine pronouns (as with machines and the weather).

"England must unwaveringly pursue her interests abroad."
"Whatever else may be said about Japan, the fact remains that she is a nation that has done well at preserving ethnic purity."

>in French "France" is a feminine word.

Is japan a feminine word in french?

You gave golds to black men?
What a moron
They wanted something eat I guess.

Britain has two national personifications, Britannia and John Bull. Britannia is supposed to represent Britain, while John Bull represents the British people. Marianne, the French personification, represents both the nation and the people, I think. Symbol of the Revolution, liberty and all that.

No, we say "le Japon", it's a masculine word.

We brought them civilisation, we thought they'd appreciate it and be thankful. You're right, we were foolish.

Je veux baiser la France dans sa bouche de la putain!

Well, we've always represented France with a woman, here's an example (the woman with a helmet).

Sorry, forgot the pic.

May other cunts are feminine in French though. England, Spain, Italy, Germany, basically most of our neighbours.

>always
What about before the French government was destroyed?

>Scots have been our pets

>May
fucking frenchie lmao

Sure. What I meant is I don't think we'd represent France with a man if it was a masculine word.

What do you mean ? All the way back to the times when France was Gaul it was represented with a woman, often holding wheat or something similar because of how fertile it is. Here's another, better example.

>You gave golds to black men?
>What a moron
>They wanted something eat I guess.
God bless you Japan.

Missed an n desu

...

oh my b, i seriously thought you were going for a mais

Women always change it better in England.

>tfw the new Miss France is literally called "Coucke"
At least she's a qt.

>Gaul
>White

French woman are absolute sluts

The French exchange students I knew in America loved being Black'd every other Friday at parties despite having BF at home

Can I eat her shit?

Germans confirmed for being Finns' cousins

>What do you mean ?
I mean back when France had a real government (before the late 18th Century). I assume the proper French government wasn't busy promoting the Enlightenment values or nationalism represented by Marianne. Your picture mostly answers my question, given the fleurs de lys.

I wasn't asking about Gaul, but that is interesting, too.

You can try asking nicely first.

She needs to have a bath now. I hope she didn't catch any diseases from that.

I wouldn't mind getting this particular disease, if you see what I mean.

>french
>bathing
uhm no. i like my frenchies stinky like a fine french cheese.

You want to be attacked by a monkey?

But she must have poo stains on her shoulder.

They're all whores, but so are our women

Your land has abo stains everywhere then.

If only we were as REFINED and CULTURED as France :)

wtf I love western Europe now

I don't let them touch me, though, and I certainly wouldn't be smiling if they managed it.

I heard that the french really don't view cheating as being such a big deal as we do in the US. Like all the french presidents always have mistresses.

Fieltugal

>condom company
>dating sites
>The Independent
I doubt that this is representative of the general population.

>implying he'd want anything else than his mummy

true
He does have a bf on the side

>BONJOUR PEAU DOUCE!

she looks like a fucking corpse!

>He does have a bf on the side
Mr Rotschild doesn't count, he isn't his exclusively.

>mummy

youtu.be/wz0N5fdr7ME?t=18m20s

>36%

Yeah so bad lmao.

Fuck me, why even try.

I still want a french gf

>mon dieu

Is Réunion allowed to post?

To be fair, that woman is wearing too much make-up, and has very well-maintained hair.

Everything else is perfectly realistic (apart from the fact that the utensils, although they should have been used, are all clean and not packed away).

Ultra rare

La Réunion, c'est la France. We're the invités d'honneur of this thread, my friend.

Au fond je t'aime, mais vas te faire foutre pour me forcer à apprendre le français à l'école

La Rhénanie est française :)

This is more like
>How honest is your country

English-Canada reporting it.

>implying adultery is honest behaviour

Why do Russian post here without being loved by French?

Well, do French cucks love me or I should LIBERATE them once more?

Have you ever had sex with someone?

Stop being mean to Russia, we love her as well.

Has anyone else ever used a hand mixer like the one in the picture before? Shit took for fucking ever to mix some god damn whipped cream.

I guess that France doesn't give a fuck about us but i'll post anyway

pourquoi détestes-tu l'ancienne empire coloniale ?

Bonjour mon ami