/brit/

/yeezy/

in greggs?

*clotheslines you*

Spotted a yank tourist trying to order fish and chips at Greggs the other day
Fucking hell their stupidity knows no end.

fuck you and your early news you dumb aussie shit

Fucking hate this nigger and the cult that surrounds him

/bassgf/

Need a yank gf
Simple as

>be brit
>have to spread butter on toast with my hands because the police confiscated by butter knives

Need an anglo bull to breed my Italian American sister
Simple as.

What the fuck is a butter knife

hey could you mimick a french accent?

i went to greggs asking people if steve erwin was really their mascot, but i got clotheslined instead

Need a big yank hug

it's a knife

Don't ever respond to my post again

...

dangerous weapon which you should be glad your cunt doesn't have

Just got out of prison doing the long stretch for tweeting racist tweets at jamal to be fair lads

me when i spot the last sausage roll at greggs

open vagene

remember when monitor resolution was like 640*480?

i used to watch movie with VCD, and no it is not DVD
VCD had 320*240 native resolution

but then again, at that time, watching movie with personal computer was simply revolutionary

everytime I try to mak a post tonight there's an error in it. it's inexplicabl

kek

THE MEMES ARE TRUE

Fucking yank sharted in my vicinity at greggs

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

*microwaves my water*

didn't this actually happen to some uni lad who tweeted at a black soccer player?

got called a white supremacist in cobbs bread/baker's delight

aussie man

Americans go to greggs? that explains all the bullying.

took a really wet shart on the last sausage roll at greggs

>soccer
good boy

Will clothesline any cunt i see in tim Hortons to be honest

d
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got hit with jury duty. $20/day for 8:15am to 5:30pm, usually for one week. will be missing class for this

56% happy with this thread so far

are you from new jersey?

>tfw no italian american gf to cook pasta for me

got shot for not strictly obeying all simon says orders in a hotel

No, Missouri

have you ever accidentally used yank slang?
I've accidentally used "alri" and "grim" when talking to my coworkers a few times and now I've noticed they're saying "grim" in conversation as well.
brit slang is like a mental virus.

*sharts in 56%*

I want a gf from missouri.
Not anglo though, my favorite band's just from St. Louis.

Missouri is known as the Show Me state, because if you ask a woman to show her tits she by law must oblige.

The More You Know

mentioned slags IRL once. the lads looked at me confused

in here lads

Got clotheslined at Boston Pizza

All the leafs i used to play videogames with in 360 started speaking in our accent too

you seem upset that leafs are colonising britain

Which one? Missouri is a great state too, 80% white and has redneck Disneyland

Post d e l i c i o u s french men.

I don't understand our obsession with coffee/doughnut shops in this country.

it's a mental illness frankly. unhealthy to eat that garbage

*steals your woman purely because of my Thames Estuary accent*

It feels good

>he hates yanks SO MUCH in his own twisted runtoid mind he has to make up stories to justify his own irrational hatred
What's your problem?

honestly love /brit/ and brits

saw a black willy in an archived /brit/ thread

>you're that retarded you don't realise your own population is retarded
i mean, it makes sense. take the black pill lad

When i was in Vancouver, i counted 7 Starbucks stores on literally just one street. Some were opposite each other

what's the UK version of craigslist?

saw a lad looking at a black willy in an archived /brit/ thread in greggs

Saw a client email that I could help out on, sent on Saturday morning.

I WOULD respond to it, but do NOT want to set the dangerous precedent of 'being on-call on the weekend'.

Where's your twin towers fellas

nothing wrong with a robust coffeehouse culture
Canada could use some more refinement in that regard to get away from the poojuice Timmies image

craigslist

Greggslist

they were iconic towers tb.h

>In 2001, Rhéal Mathieu, a member of Front de libération du Québec (FLQ) who in 1967 was sentenced to nine years in prison for terrorist activities including murder, was convicted of firebombing three Second Cup locations in Montreal. The responsibility for the bombings was claimed by the Brigade d'autodéfense du français (BAF) (translated as Self Defence Brigade of French). BAF claimed it had targeted the stores because of the company's use of its incorporated English name "Second Cup" demanding inclusion of French in the name of the business. After the media coverage of the fire bombings, many Second Cup locations in Quebec changed their signs to Les cafés Second Cup.[19][20]

ah yes quebecKKKers

Who dat

Got precum on me undies from napping next to the gf the other day

the story just doesn't make any sense
even a retard knows when you go to a shop you pick up items and pay at the counter, when you go to a restaurant you order off the menu
it's simple stuff
at least make a believable story of dumb american tourists like not knowing the difference between Wales and Cornwall

LOVE greggs
LOVE yanks
LOVE clotheslines
HATE sharting

Simple as

when I go to lectures half the fucking class either has a timmies or startbucks or some other coffee shop product in their hands.

then you leave and the trash bins are overflowing with coffee cups and refuse.

Wish people would just stop being consumerist sheep, but it's the only thing keeping our economy alive

bree something

you can't have yanks without sharting

i love every single brit

Bree Morgan

based

Eh? You've never seen 2 pairs of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, Lukeee! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Luke?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

Someone hasn't been in a greggs.
At greggs you go upto the counter and say what you want.
This yank happened to think there was fish and chips in a store filled with meal deals and PASTRIES.
How stupid does a yank have to be?

Any Kok Poo man in?

Wheres your JFK boys

A good read

Haven't read a single one of this vietspackers posts

go to sleep

LOVE vietlad's posts today

good lad

nah but I've managed to get a few people doing pic related and say 'mate' without the 't'

ENEMY NVA ON ROUTE

yanks need to go to their containment board desu

poo nigger lol

Alri dave

angry paki sheed LMAO

vietlad opinions on fedoras?

kinda wish vampires were real
I live in a big city and work nightshifts
wish some vampire could kill me or whisk me away to a life of immortality

I've noticed people saying lad irl here sometimes. usually we say bud or buddy though

Whiter than you Mohammed

Want the frenchlad back.
Where is he?
Tell him I love him when he wakes up.

A cider or two, Mohammed

Yes I'll have some fish and chips please.

vietlad your thought on hanoi?

slags