>ylyl
Sup Forums humor
Jace Mitchell
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Xavier Brooks
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Zachary Taylor
Why would black people go to space in the first place?
Caleb Brown
>dindu
Gabriel Richardson
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Chase Watson
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Julian Martinez
>just send the niggers into space
my god, why didn't i think of that
Brody Sanchez
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Chase Perry
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Zachary White
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Adrian Baker
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Gavin Ross
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Angel Parker
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James Thompson
Once I started leaving my cave and dating I found out that all these daddy-issues stereotypes are absolutely true holy shit.
This one girl (who was already a single mom) almost exclusively dates guys who look just like her dad, has tattoos, lives on welfare while working part time once a week, and told me she always wanted little black babies (but then said black guys all stink and she just can't).
It made me realize all this cuck shit is pointless because it's literally only the most trash tier white women who want to racemix.
Mason Reyes
i dont get it, are they astronauts or are they taking a group prison photo
Dominic Davis
I would laugh so hard at the ensuing chaos that follows after that.
Ryder Murphy
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Ryan Long
Holy shit he must have a lot of older brothers.
Jose Foster
But they have sent monkeys to space before.
Angel Ward
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Xavier Adams
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Jose Taylor
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Joshua Sanchez
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Henry Watson
I am laughing now
Gabriel Hughes
It's always the poles.
Mason Cruz
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Gabriel Gonzalez
Created a shitstorm when someone posted that and I pointed out that NASA does drug tests.
David Wilson
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Camden Scott
Imagine this.
Now imagine it during the haaj
Dylan Foster
Wrong one
Dominic Torres
actually they have a strict height limit/ weight limit for you to be able to become an astronaut
sucks to suck lank fagets
Liam King
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Grayson Myers
I thought Bland was a female. Which one is she?
Jace Ward
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Jaxon Jenkins
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Jack Murphy
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Joshua Nguyen
This is the joke that keeps on giving.
Hunter Peterson
>ylyl
Fuck off back to Sup Forums, newfag.
Ethan Murphy
why the fuck is Sandra Bland in that photo? Nobody shot her...she hung herself.
Brayden Perez
Wtf happened here?
Nolan Foster
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Sebastian Flores
makes sense to me
>space is dark
>they're dark
Christian Perez
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John Davis
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Sebastian Campbell
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Aiden Torres
Carson Rivera
requesting the version with Trumpforce one.
Elijah Reyes
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Dominic Morales
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Michael Edwards
maybe they can use nigonometry to get there
Brayden Bailey
Police and military safety videos have gotten ridiculous.
Jason Perez
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Carter Green
>germanrefugeescreening.jpg
Jayden Russell
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Isaiah Morales
>I will rape all the infidels I want
Thomas Gonzalez
Woops wrong one
Nicholas Lee
Russian one is the best desu, Spains also looks good.
also
>America
>purple drank
>skittles
>shit food in general
Ian Morgan
Classic
Sebastian Cooper
lost
Jace Ortiz
>russia, usa = shit tier
Kek
Cameron Thompson
No shit. My brothers used to beat the shit out of me, and I've won every fight I've ever been in outside of my family.
Charles Smith
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Blake Ortiz
Germany > France > UK > US > Russia > Spain
Leo Morgan
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Joshua Flores
Holy shit that's pretty hardcore.
>you will never win a fight against 4 people
>you will never disarm the only armed assailant and beat the shit out of her and her buddies with the stick
>you will never counter a bitch by fucking jump kicking a board in half as he swings it
>tfw offense truly is the best defense
I really want to know the context of this though
Brandon Walker
That US one seems completely devoid of brotein how is a soldier supposed to live on this?
Jackson Garcia
They also generally require advanced degrees or advanced military certification like fighter pilot school.
Believe it or not, they dont allow just anyone to go to AFIT or Colorado Springs or MIT or CalTech
John Williams
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Nolan Turner
its slavic no context is needed
Ryder Morgan
>only 5 sheets
Fucking normies
Brayden Morris
:'(
>another innocent silverback
gunned down at 17yrs old
James Allen
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Jack King
Space prision
Samuel Sullivan
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Chase Gutierrez
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Elijah Green
Are there these girls?
Alexander Carter
No skittles other countries low tier
Jonathan Cruz
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Leo Cox
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Blake Jackson
There is meat and beans in chili I'm guessing.
Noah Rodriguez
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Jonathan Scott
Last one for now heading off to bed. Hope y'all enjoyed it.
Mason Howard
There was a girl I talked to when I was 16 in HS, she wanted to ask me to Sadie's but I decided to play Call of Duty instead.
Fast foward to college, and she's into my younger brother. Long story short, my brother has a baby with another girl and the girl from HS has to fuck off.
She starts trying to get with me again. She ends up giving me a kiss, full tongue, totally unexpected, while she had the flu. Won't fuck, because her mom tells her if she spends the night at a guy's house, she loses control of the situation. But will give me the flu without any regard.
Fast forward another few years, we talk on and off. She acts like she's into me, and she'll always want some kind of validation. Last couple times, she flirted then asked if I had a weed connect.
I ignored her.
She did it again, this time I told her to stay the fuck out of my life. Seriously, weed isn't that hard to find, and if she cared to ask about my life she'd know my job drug tests.
Crazy how much shit you put up with when a girl is pretty.
Michael Nelson
Forced.
Gabriel Williams
SHE STARTED USING REEE
Anthony Young
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Elijah Jenkins
We have a fuckton of flavor.
chicken fajita was always popular.
the muffin/cornbread/bland flour thing is enriched with vitamins and stuf.
you get constipated fast.
Hunter Murphy
FUSION!
Hudson Cook
Yeah there is but not nearly enough for even a normal person let alone a soldier on tour. Look at the portion size even.
They should really replace the candy and cake with something substantial eh.
Sebastian Peterson
The atoms know.
Dylan Diaz
O I'm laffin
Benjamin Hughes
Please let it happen.
Charles Moore
STop or I'll shut down your fucking atoms kiddo
Thomas Mitchell
You almost always have supplementary stuff. MREs are just glorified camp food. They got vitamins and stuff to keep you going, and there are a ton of food options, but you dont eat them every day. Theres almost always food rolling in fresh.
Christian Price
The chili mac is shit tier, t b h. Other MREs come with a bunch of different shit.
David Cruz
I don't know hwy I lost at this one
holy shet
Chase Jackson
Holy shit, it just keeps getting longer
Adrian Allen
We got a bunch of Brit rations in while in Afghanaland. They were a welcome departure from our own shit food.
Jack Harris
Anyone remember the pic related thread, it wasn't hilarious but it was fun
Parker Jones
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