ITT: Comics that really make you think

ITT: Comics that really make you think.

what was that supposed to make me think about exactly OP?

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That faggot has lady shoulders.

>5'10 guys
lol manlets

>"what kind of jewish bullshit is this?"
>then what follows

Totally a valid and acceptable question.

>url in the top right
so the joke is the shirt fits the girl because shes a fucking tranny and her boyfriend is gay

Why do we have to be ironic? Lets post actual though provoking comics?

Why is a Jawa working the lobby desk?

>Jewa

Fixed.

Anyone have the shoplifting comic?

No, the joke is that all of the clothes in that closet belong to his career oriented wife the he's cheating on.

always makes me think

with a tranny

The red man will kill you when you're not looking.

Andrew jackson was right.

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He made a promise he would forget and will create conflict with his family outside of the stress of his work which he will lose and be unable to support his family, ultimately killing himself followed shortly by his grieving wife wherein the child will become custody of the state and have a short life after running away form the boys home only to OD on cheap street drugs.

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Haha! Death will never get me, I'm too videogames to die!

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Transgirlnextdoor is pretty good, the writer is cute too

>cute
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All this one makes me think is OW THE EDGE.

What an edgy piece of shit. I don't really see how this is supposed to make me think about anything but some edgefag going "Hehehe you're going to die here have some edgy monkey drawings XD!"

That Don't Hug Me I'm Scared video did it a lot better than this.

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE GLENDALE HIGGINS ARENA

GRAVEDIGGER VS BIG FOOT , DESTRUCTION DERBY

M-M-M-MONSTERRRR TRUCK RALLLY!!!!!

WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL NEED THE EDGE

You're good people.

>The point of life is to die
>The creator of this unironically believes this
Wow.
Edgy, yes. Deep, no.

Reminds me of that brief family guy gag.
>GUYS. They know how to be friends!

The author is blind to the Sword Logic.

The goal of all life is to snuff out or repurpose other lifeforms until only it and the captive lifeforms it culls for sustenance remains.

We are nearing perfection, brothers and sisters!

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>tfw when our entire bodies multi-cellular system was evolved and brought about by some cells mutating to bring other cells under their dominion and control until an orderly system of chemically mandated cell hegemony was created
Spoopy

Okay Reddit.

I think what she's trying to say is that the fact that you were born has meaning but the rest doesn't because it's all just a pass-your-DNA-along game.

Your DNA exists now, you're winning. If you die without passing it on, you're still winning as it will bring the gene pool closer to its desired outcome.

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r u retarded

mitochondrial organels in our living cells were once free roaming bacteria that were subverted and mutated into being the chemical agents responsible for regulating a multicellular host's aging, cell division timing, and energy distribution.

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That isn't being technical about it. The male gender isn't a mutation.

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>my opinion is so edgy and norm breaking and I'm so much smarter than everybody else

ohh the edge.

This person probably has schizophrenia.

Okay, but you don't really consider plastic surgery or a boob job a mutation do you?

At some point there might have been cells with unlimited regeneration and immortality like some species of flatworm. But evolutionary speaking they were unsustainable, since such a species would over-run through their natural resources like a cancer and multiply into extinction.

Eh the weird monkey one is pretty stupid, but the other one makes a valid point

It this just a LOL thread?

Mutilation*
What about Tattoos?

Its about comics that make you think

Since that simple bitch deleted their post or got janitor'd for free

Sexual dimorphism is a result of evolution, there are female and male trees and some that are both, it is a successful evolutionary model and only creatures in the safest or most extreme environments produce asexually and even then they are not male or female.

I think the reason everyone is turning lgtbltbbq tranny now is because the human race, no longer in danger of extinction has the luxury of frivolously turn their dick inside out.

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If you're gonna post tg comics at least post a halfway decent one.

The girl is 5'10, the guy is an inch taller. Poor reading comprehension, try again.

So you're saying that a foreign bacteria has installed itself as a necessary function of our biology? Didn't Parasite Eve cover that?

>but the other one makes a valid point
Does it?

It just feels like an angry kid lashing out at other people because they've realized they're a nerd with "Pointless" obsessions. As if that means anything.

Why would you cheat on your legit female wife with another female? You already have a female to do, might as well try something different.

Knowing that this person is trans kinda ruins half the jokes.

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>Two well adjusted cute guys who don't appreciate ballet
>ruin their lives

What a fucking bitch.

Ruined their lives? Or improved them?

How dare they deny the beauty and importance of [Dead Artistic Field] I will teach them to love it with Personality Death.

>your current height is good
Said nobody ever.

Meh.
Where those digital ones that look like Sunstone?

It's hardly a revolutionary, mind-shattering comic, but I think it's a good response to that popular 'time I enjoy wasting is not wasted' kind of mindset.
I'm not saying I agree with it 100%, but I think to just say 'lol edgy' is pretty useless

this isn't even coherent

is it nihilism? what does this have to do with 90s kids? 'genes' aren't sentient so it's stupid to talk about them like they're a force controlling us.

Eh, we can tell ourselves that we understand the meaning of "life " based on the research and analysis of the biological machine, but in the end of the day, this understanding is still just a mental construct inside your mind, and you are just a microscopic fraction of that machine. So full and accurate scientific definition of "meaning of life " is impossible, and if it's not gonna be accurate and fully objective, then what's even the point of it being scientific?

This comic really "makes you think"? This is probably a sign i'm getting too old for this place, the garbage of tumblr and Sup Forums are basically intertwined now and the worst part is you stupid confused kids won't leave

i'm probably sounding like the angriest little frogposter right now

Whoah man you gotta be careful, those nipples will get you banned.

Oh cool, more personality death. This artist is a sadistic psycho path. Why not just make snuff comics, at least they get to stay themselves.

>you made it into competition, you're basically winning already!
That's not how it works, though.

It's okay son, I can tell you're very sexually confused right now. Getting upset over weird fetish stuff is the first step towards jacking off to it.

You will never hide your death in riddles and science with that surrendering logic, brother.

Don't mind if I do. Transformation snuff is my favorite.

Not even that poster but you two really need to kill yourself.

>that panel about hating 'pakis'

That's so fucking true in England. It's happened with some of my little cousins picking up racism and homophobia and thinking it's completely normal.

He then turned into a fetus and got stepped on by a nine story tall multibreasted dickwolf

>Playing Preppy

What a moron. Bimbo has way better DPS.

Can someone explain to me why these "Captions" exist as a form of sexual satisfaction or hobby of some kind? It just seems like such a strangely autistic and bizarrely specific past time.

These comics make me think "god that art sucks ass and the writing is banal and stupid".

It's supposed to make you think about your height and masculinity issues and how you feel threatened by masculine females.

the gene pool has no desired outcome, it's not anything.

it's weird how, in the absence of god, edgy nihilists have tried to paint DNA or basic genetics as the evil force responsible for our suffering.

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Aye. TF CAN be sexually arousing to me. But erasing the very essence of a person? NO. BONER LOST. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200.

The daughter is pretty cute. Shame that the family's clearly the whitest of trash.

that applies for everything in this thread

Reminder that OP never meant for this to be a legitimate thing and that this thread is indeed intended for shitcomics.

I appreciate the anons who posted goodcomics though~

Yeah, I know, I'm trying to face it little by little. Except the absurd out whatever

>edgy nihilists have tried to paint DNA or basic genetics as the evil force responsible for our suffering

It's understandable, since on some level they see our Genes as the reproductive methods responsible for billions of years of suffering.
But not only is that concept of 'suffering' and 'evil' relative only to humans, but why stop at the genetic level of DNA? Why not molecules or dicks, why not sub-atomic particles or fundamental forces? Blaming DNA is just some mediocre cop out that again lets anti-natalist blame everything bad in the world under a single unifying force.

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Entire threads of it on /d/ it's utterly pathetic.

One step below two grown basement dwellers 'RPing'

>the gene pool has no desired outcome, it's not anything
That's like saying there is no desired outcome to a lightening strike. At first glance it seems chaotic and scary, but knowing the deeper science it has reason. There is intrinsic purpose to life forms, organization and intent, otherwise we would not exist at all.

Captions exist because some people see a static image of porn and imagine a story behind it. It's unfortunate because most of those people can't write to save their lives.

Nah. Just like the angriest GRANDPA!

The bite mark on the dog's tushie :3c

CRYSTALS

My bro loves Dark Souls and now I just have to say "Gwen" around him to trigger him.

I still believe Crystals Guy is an elaborate troll account. He's too much of a perfect storm of autism to possibly be real.

The Deluxe Punishment Bag cracks me up every time.

this is what happens when you check up on mommy and daddy's together time

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Always awkward with kids that age, especially if you aren't their father.

I got weird looks and suspicious approaches when taking my younger nieces to school or taking them into town for gelato or to the park for christmas light viewing. They would proudly proclaim I was not their daddy and didnt know where I was taking them.