Here you are, sir, one large popcorn

Here you are, sir, one large popcorn.

Will that be all?

GODDAMMIT ROBERT WHERE'S MY LOBSTER LEGS?????

Th-thanks

Think Robert's been trained in security to take care of that occasional autist that spergs out about the no-singles policy?

Does the large come with free refills?

Thanks, here's my wife

>I'm dreadfully sorry, sir, but you've been chosen for our spot virginity test.
>Yes, I know you were already tested, but we've discovered that people have been using their Falcons to cheat the tests.
>Don't worry, sir! I'm sure you'll be fine! After all, how long have we known each other?

Yes, and the refill is mandatory. If you dont eat at least 3 buckets of popcorn, they inspect your penis for falcons.

One gf, please.

Just jack off before the test, it screws up the sensors

>they inspect your penis for falcons
What?

Thanks Tyrone. You didn't touch them with your hands, did you?

Yeah thanks, here's your $500 tip

Robert would you like to meet my girlfriend?

You call THAT a large around here?

How else am I gonna get falcons into a crowded movie theater but smuggled on my penis?

Put it in a thick jacket and tell the staff that your pigeon is bulking.

Pssst Robert! Don't tell anyone but I snuck some 40's in underneath the coat. There's one here for you!

Can you cut a hole in the bottom?

I heard you that one of the oral questions is "what do girls do when they go to the bathroom?".

>I do not engage in such degenerate behavior sir. I wish to set a good example for other members of my race.

Yes, thank you sir.

Lmao said no black man ever.

That's it. Thank you, Robert.

this

Robert is and has always been a good role model for all people. That is why he is /ourbull/

I don't see any coleslaw on my popcorn as requested....

Is there a problem here?

Thanks...nigger

Hey Robert can i fuck the twink that's on your right?

That's not how cuckolding works.
Robert doesn't give you people to fuck

I've come here from the (((corporate))) office and I would like to know what you have done with the old manager, Mr. Shekelstein.

Why the fuck are there white people working underneath a negro? I used to think better about this establishment...

>fire off gun into the ceiling
>"EVERYBODY GET DOWN NOW"
>hit the ticket attendant with the blunt end of pistol
>"WHERE'S THE KEY TO THE POPCORN VAULT"
>black attendant already opened the cash register, I don't need that shit
>dump the popcorn into my garbage bags
>"YOUR POPCORN IS INSURED BY THE CINEMA"
>break open the oil dispensers and dump them inside of the bags
>walk away backwards with a garbage bag full of popcorn
>"what are in those garbage bags honey?"
>"nothing mommy... lets go home now I got the game I wanted"
>play vita on the way home

You finally got a girlfriend, user!

>Not leaping over the counter and beating him into submission to prove you are the master race
Cucks

>Sir, I would be delighted to meet any friend of yours, but presenting mannequins you keep trying to convince me are girlfriends is clearly a ploy to not only violate our no-singles policy, but at the same time an attempted to bypass penis inspection. You have been coming here a very long time sir. I would hate to ruin our good relationship by sending you to the mines.

Thanks Robert.
Have a nice night.

>I'm sorry we don't have any popcorn sir. Armed frogs keep coming in to steal it.

What's that Robert?! You're very far away! I can't hear you!

>Sorry about that sir, is this better?

what is this a nigger ant?

tell me Robert... ever think you people still slaves? like... you... being a good slave right now handing me my popcorn???

Popcorn? We don't serve popcorn here sir.

>I have learned over time user that a humble man takes pride in providing whatever service he can to help his fellow man and better his society. Nothing makes me more happy than to bring joy to others.

Theres a spot in glory for a colored man that knows his place.

Choose your next words carefully sir

BOO!

Robert calm down... wait... what's wrong with your hand?

y-you too

Trump 2020

Woah! You almost had me there for a moment robert.

this thread is reddit permaban everyone who posted here inmediately

Hey, Robert my man! how do you like my new shirt? I just bought it

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Oh I've chosen my words carefully Robert,
perhaps you should have done the same

Yes indeed. It's popcorn time!

WATCH IT ROBERT

Robert's no longer with us big guy.

it can't be you, Robert...! You're dead! I was there! I saw you die!

No thanks Robert, i've brought my own organically grown cornpop. I once saw a racoon making a real ruckus in my cornfield and i'll tell ya Robert. I'd fuck up coon 1v1 set it up and i'll be there robert

jamie pull up a video of me spumming my load on a coon

Thank you Robert
*Tips him*
Now, can we do something for hotheads like him? He's scaring my girlfriend
*Hugs his dakimakura*

Do you feel in charge?

Thank you, Robert. You're the best father my wife's son could have asked for

What the fuck Robert?!

Put it in your pants and tell the staff your bulge is bulking