/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Garmonbozia Edition

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WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere

*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"

Music:
youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
youtube.com/watch?v=yPW-cPfkd4E
youtube.com/watch?v=5l2EbSK8bNQ
youtube.com/watch?v=khMlcTE7lw8
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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF
>"Diane..." The Twin Peaks Tapes Of Agent Cooper
archive.org/details/DianeTheTwinPeaksTapesOfAgentCooper

Meanwhile...

Other urls found in this thread:

rarbg.to/torrents.php?search=twin peaks bluray
youtube.com/watch?v=OCQP0mcTGro
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Call for help.

Dougie Jones

First for HELLOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOO

Dougie Jones

Red door.

...

why she has this name?

This one goes out to all the kids who were expecting Riverdale Pt. 2

Blue Lodge.

>Is Jeffries evil now?
>Did he go to Non-existence?
>Is the Asian blind girl Judy? (She was heavily rumoured to be Josie's twin way back when)
>Is Tim Roth playing Jeffries?

this scene was actually disgusting enough that I had to turn away

HELLooOOOoOOO

Does it get any bluer?

>You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
Where? I was a kat user, but now I'm lost and all I can find are shitty quality and incomplete trackers. Is so much to ask for the full blu-ray 1080p editions?

not sure if its just where i live but that link to the song Mississippi doesnt work.

Stop man...

Blue Velvet Lodge?

>when the normies ask if they can skip season 2

>The magic is gone.
off course is gone, you cannot bring back all the context
so long, fucking farewell
just be happy that a new magic is born

Home.

Shit, I meant for the old seasons, not the 1-4 new episodes, I'm such a moron.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!

You're right, doesn't work here (eastern-Yurope) as well. Someone should update the pastebin.

I didn't think about it until now how fucking intense his eyes are.

Try reddit. No joke.

does it hurt to teleport to the future
also
he knew Booper
he said
"who do you think this is?"

>denise is back

I wasn't expecting this in the slightest

>Bill Hastings tells his wife that he didn't kill Ruth but dreamt he did. Shortly after their yelling match, you see him start to remember in his cell and freak out. It's been posted here before that the jail ghost is the same Woodsman from the Convenience Store meeting in FWWM. If this is the case, The Woodsman was the inhabiting spirit that caused Bill to brutally murder Ruth, and fled like Bob did with Leland.

Have you guys tried garmonbozia?

Thinking making it when the next episode comes out, along with cherry pie and coffee.

M8 he was confirmed to return almost from the beginning.

Shame about Bowie, it would have been great for him to come back. I'm still crossing my fingers that Bowie filmed his scenes and just wanted to ruse us.

>he isn't in Twin Peaks

>garmonbozia
good

>along with cherry pie and coffee.
we hate those here, the normies took those icons away

I got this one a while ago, quality is fine.
1 gig per ep?

can you do a gif of his face of when he was leading Laura and Ronette to the train car

Are the redditors right? Is this him?

Too sinister

I have it too. Good collection of extras as well, especially the SNL bits.

POLICE, there is a pirate here

honest question, what is Garmonbozia?

the bit with the flash light?

F
died in Manchester yesterday

rarbg.to/torrents.php?search=twin peaks bluray

SHADOW

TAKE ME DOWN...

Pain, sorrow & creamed corn

Pain and sorrow

FACES OF STONE!

It is concentrated human suffering.
Also, it is creamed corn.
It's demon food. Or demon currency.
Demon corn.

Even worse, i pirate EVERYTHING and never seed

It may be ok, but it's not the blu ray edition I'm looking for (that was released in 2014 and the torrent is from 2010)

Only found an old post with 720p stuff, and not all of it, in mega. I'll continue to search, though.

Faces of wood
t. Josie

corn soup or something like that

the definitive goldbox isn't HD
though it is a good set
you want The Entire Mystery for HD

Genuinely one of the most Lynchian real life people I can think of.

The essence of pain and suffering.

Looks like creamed corn but probably smells and tastes a lot like hobo dick dipped in tobasco sauce

CARSICK

Why is everyone too retarded to notice that "Dougie" is in a state of shock?

I wish Michael Cera appears in more episodes but I know this was just a cameo and he is gone forever. Sad, too sad.

Am I the only one who liked this moment in episode 4? Twin peaks at night, comfy lights at the police station, someone arriving, great speech, awkward moment.

ITS NOT ABOUT THE BUNNY
...is it about the bunny?

taht is me boi

ALBERT, WE'RE IN SOUT DAKOTA
THE COSSACKS ARE IN RUSSIA

...

>Blue rose
What did they mean by this? That its a supernatural case?

next season

>Twin peaks at night, comfy lights at the police station, someone arriving, great speech, awkward moment.

Yeah, all that was missing was Badalamenti's music in the background and it would have been classic Twin Peaks.

Well its not HD but its not too shabby either.
Besides, its not like you watch it for 1080 action visuals either, old shows are better little grainy.

X files in full HD lightning would be a travesty.

That video was recorded in the Purple Lodge.

why you so newfag?

...

Garmonbozia is poison unless you're a spirit from the Black Lodge.

yeah, the scene at the beginning of this clip
youtube.com/watch?v=OCQP0mcTGro

you want this:
>Twin.Peaks.S01.1080p.BluRay.X264-REWARD
>Twin.Peaks.S02.1080p.BluRay.X264-REWARD

Bobby looks older than Andy or Hawk

Post the "James always been cool" video, pls.

I'd prefered just one torrent with all the content, but this is better than all I've found so far. Thank you.

No Pepe references until now

this show sucks
0/10

Laura better not somehow be able to come back to the real world. That would feel so forced.

>Blue Rose in Pink Lodge

What did he mean by this?

Just use a burner email for a free month of whatever streaming service. They'll probably be missing the log lady intros though.

too lazy to get free stuff

I can't keep up with all the versions of Dale Cooper running around

I don't know why Evil Dale "died" and spit up that paint, then woke up again and talked to Gordon. I thought he was "expiring" because the real Dale Cooper escaped the Lodge and took the place of whoever this Dougie person was. I thought Evil Dale had returned to the Lodge since only one can exist at a time? But I don't think Coopers soul was transferred correctly to this new Cooper body so he is going to always be walking around like a retard until someone gets his soul back, which allows Evil Dale to exist a little longer.

Question now is, who tf was Doggie? I thought there can only be one full version of Cooper in the real world?

I feel like this has happened in the past. It's going to keep getting deeper. Maybe Cooper has been in Twin Peaks for eternities and this cycle keep repeating itself over and over again. Maybe that's why he always acted so weird in the old show

well well
suck to be you

He's still really fucking handsome. I hope we get a lot more of Bobby this season, his character took a pretty predictable path but I want to see more of good boy Bobby. I'm also loving how Hawk is leading most of the scenes that take place in Twin Peaks.

the bluray transfer is beautiful and absolutely preserves the film grain

>I can't keep up with all the versions of Dale Cooper running around
just give up and go watch GOT
or ask your mama
or KYS

As a ghost or something I'm fine with, but coming back from the dead would be so fucking dumb.

There's only two coops. Take your ritalin

He's a homonculous created by bob to trick the real coop into taking back the wrong body.

Who is?

After being exposed to the Black Lodge Chet Desmond went rogue and is now posing as Philip Jeffries for his own nefarious purposes.

she could come from the new york glass box
I see no problem

Jesus Christ man I don't know how Lynch makes these drawn out awkward scenes that feel like they are going to be important but just amount to being completely asinine. Like that whole conversation with Wally. Hawk didn't even say anything Michael Cera just mumbled under his breath for 10 minutes

Sweet baby god damn!

pleb detected

Why don't you normies just FUCK OFF back to Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones if you can't handle Lynch's genius

After 25 years evil Cooper was supposed to switch places with regular Cooper

To avoid this evil Cooper had a plan which he mentioned in earlier episodes, he somehow created Dougie and Dougie ended up switching instead of him. Once Dougie got sent to the lodge he dissolved because he wasnt a real person

Because of this trick there are 2 Coopers outside the lodge now, neither of which seem to fully function because their arent "complete"

I dunno how every actor there didn't lose their shit laughing at Michael Cera talking about random nonsense

it is normie repelant

Woodsman? Jurgen Procnow?