Every fucking time

>funny comedian finds gf/wife and have a child
>stops being funny

goddamit

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that's his wife's son

Why is his kid black?

>white man
>white woman
>black children

goddammit

Yeah dude I hate women too for that exact reason.

>get blacked
>Spawn mongrel offspring
>Nog leaves
>Find beta white boy to raise the kid

Is there anything more pathetic

hes not a comedian, hes an actor, director, writer and producer.

>white woman
Are you blind?

Pathetic to who exactly? At any rate there's no way that woman is all white. But that kid is too dark not to have a dark father.

she looks Greek or Italian.
farthest afield I'll give you is maybe Persian.

point remains why the fuck is their kid black

>>farthest afield I'll give you is maybe Persian.

Her name is Boogie Tillmon.

His wife is a qt.

She has coarse nig hair. She is at least half black.

i'd rather stay a virgin than fuck her if it means having a nigger as a son

then why is it straight?

Are you trolling or are you really this sheltered?

>what is a hair straightener
Also plenty of nigresses have straight hair, but it's clearly been flattened the fuck out by an iron and product.

oh great, now she's a mudshark AND racist

that hair is some SERIOUS cultural appropriation

wow a Sup Forumstard is a virgin. color me shocked.

That's not how genetic works. My father is black (as in Horn of Africa black, so black he's almost blue) and I'm as patsy white as my mother with long straight thin hair. I do have my father's sickle-cell disease and hyper sensitive to light eyes.

Probably was a white person on the family tree on his side that got forgotten, and I'm likely to have a black child even if my partner happens to be white.

Take skin color as a hint, but definitely not as a proof of anything.

You were adopted, son
Or your mother was getting that little white dick on the side

you tellin me your mom was BLACKED ?

his wife's son is ugly as hell

i'm sorry your mother is a whore

Yeah, right and I have a combination of genetic diseases that each is very specific to my father's people but that that some white guy happened to have anyway.

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>you're a poltard if you don't want a kid that looks nothing like you

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You need to go back to you know where.

Post a pic of your skin
There's no way you're pasty white with a charcoal black dad unless you're albino

>Sup Forums cancer crossposter
Every time

it's fascinating(and often sad if it's your friend or brother or something) to see guys turn into whipped bitches when they get married or in a serious relationship. I have found this most commonly happens to men who didn't date a long in high school/when they were younger. it's a lesson best learned early in life. because here's the kicker, she loses all respect for you when you allow yourself to be pussy whipped by her, give up your friends and hobbies and generally act like a little bitch. everyone knows this in theory but so many guys forget it, what women say they want and what they really want are not the same. if you let yourself turn into a blubbering pansy, 'sorry honey of course i won't go out with the guys, i'll stay home and watch american idol with you and give you footrubs', 'no of course i'm not jealous or worried about your friend steve, i'm sure he has the best intentions', 'we don't have to have sex every day, just let me know when YOU want to, i can wait'.

She's gonna end up leaving you for a man that doesn't bend so easily. Most guys know this, and yet so many still let it happen to them. amazing

>hyper sensitive to light eyes.

Are you fucking albino or what.

well fuck that basically describes me

Looking through her IG she seems to really be in love with him. Fuck they look so happy. Their family looks so happy.

I'm depressed as shit now.

>be rich
>don't get a suit that fits

I don't get it

i have met half black half white people(there was a brother and sister down the street from me as a kid actually) and have white skin. they usually look like freaks. they have the black ape face, but with white skin it looks soooooo off. so don't be mean to that user, his life is likely hard enough as it is. He probably looks bad even by Sup Forums standards.

>his mom's a coalburner
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>using the term "nigger"
>not a Sup Forumstard

FUCK THE ALTRIGHT

There are a lot of people that genuinely dont give a shit about that sort of thing.

He's like twice as dark as that whiteness light nigga. Something is fishy here.

>be rich
>take acid, dress in womans clothes and go to the oscars
hes crazy you know

He's trying to be black.

i dont know where you think you are, but its certainly not reddit, you roody poo

>Something is fishy here.

She literally has the same skin tone as Zoe Kravitz what the fuck are you talking about. Do you really think she's white?

Well I mean if the woman was also a stripper...

a black son is a son with great self esteem

that's one smug nigger

*punches you*

GO HOME NAZI

I'm not the one who said she was white. I'm just saying that kid needed to get that extra melanin somewhere. Maybe Isaac Hayes stopped by Trey's place.

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