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Mel needs to sleep with Dany to save the world, it is known edition.
Previous Here is the link to the leaks:
internut36.wixsite.com/awayforthelads/awayfortheladspart2
Script leaks:
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/5okehq/all_6_pages/?st=j33cw2ui&sh=ab11744d
Trailer: m.youtube.com/watch?v=giYeaKsXnsI

Gendry for king

>Jon had taken a team consisting of Tormund Giantsbane, Beric Dondarrion, The Hound, Thoros of Myr and Jorah north of the wall.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

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buttpussy

LSH reveal fucking when already

Can someone tell me how many Valyrian Steel swords are still kicking around? I'm about to watch the series again to recap and catch up. Been a long time.

today was a good day!

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Jon has one
Brienne, Jaime have one each
Someone has a dagger
Sam has one too

REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS "BITTERSWEET"

Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but almost everyone we know is dead.

The only surviving characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron.

REMINDER THAT AFTER TRUMP'S VICTORY, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN

GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is.

The final scene of the series will involve

Euron on a throne made out of Dragon bones
Jon Snow's head on a spike to his left
Daenerys' head on a spike to his right
Tyrion's skull used as a foot stool and chamber pot

BANK ON IT

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Maario Naharis

Literally just one good character left (Jaime has been ruined and is a meme now) and that is CIA.

Pretty sure there's more than that?

What if they merged Gendry with Edric Storm (and maybe with Faegon) and he gets the throne?

THICC

In the books sure, not in the show

Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

It sure is a nice mare.

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George Foreman style parenting

Never forget their name if you call them all the same thing

S8 ep9

Cia has been ruined since season 2
He was one of the first to suffer the crayola

Whats even the fucking point of this, not just the storyline but even the "characters". There is nothing to them, just to full up air time i suppose

My pension is with Aegon. It's a good company.

E2-E9 filler. As per every season

e2-e6 this time

>deric bondarrian: Lady Stoneheart... RISE

>LSH: NoooOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

>fade to black

Your dad works for HBO?

So Stannis is still alive, right

Because there are only seven episodes this year.

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

How the fuck did Viserion die? Poor cgi Viserion, you always were meant to be the zombie air force.

Wow, guess I'm late to the party. So that's the reason for the delay in the season then.

Books there's more or less 200 in Westeros.

Show has Longclaw, Oathkeeper, Heartsbane and Widow's Wail, the last of which is presumably with Tommen's flattened corpse.

Only in your heart.

CONFIRMED

Why wouldn't Ned trust Catelyn enough to tell her the truth about Jon? I get why he wouldn't tell anyone else, but that would alleviate the strain on his marriage, and save Jon at least a little bit more suffering. It's not like she would have ratted him out, had Ned and Jon executed, and sully the Stark name.

I wonder if they will delay again to film authentic winter-y scenes? Shit.

One autist here is insisting WW is wielded by Jaime, which one of you is telling the troof?

You'll see, he'll come back in the finale

literally because
>muh honour

Well obviously. Next season will end in Holiday/Winter period.

Why didn't he just bend the knee to Joffrey, go back north and come back with the army? Because shit story-telling.

I would have thought he could have trusted her by the third kid, no? If he told her, she may have softened a bit perhaps, just a bit. But then I wonder if she would not be able to keep it to herself. Would she "betray" Jon later on during the war?

Where will you be when Sansa burns the traitor North with righteous fire?

REMINDER THAT THE OTHERS ARE NOT THE TRUE THREAT, IT'S EURON AND HE WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NEXT LONG NIGHT.

I don't recall him using it last season and I haven't read the leaks, if Jaime does head North it would make sense for him to take it with him, but I can just as easily see D&D overlooking the weapon.

That was to film authentic winter set scenes aka the wight hunt.

What use is Euron and ships when the sea will freeze soon?

Why would he do that when he already thinks he can pull off a successful coup, dipshit?

In my home eating liver with fava beans and some chianti.

You think Catelyn would've let Jon stick around now knowing that if Robert finds out he'll want to kill Ned, herself, her kids and her brother and father might be pulled into it too?

no jon, you are the liver

*May or may not be of one of the d&ds'or grrm's-nice and fatty.

Because he'd be alive?

Robert is a dumb drunk fuck, he would never find out.

2nd trailer when?

Direct quote from Thoros during the wight hunt.
t.crayons

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Where the fuck did Euron's ships come from if Yara stole them all?

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what the fuck ? why does this look so retarded

I had completely forgotten about that retarded shit. It's crazy how forgettable the whole plot has become since season 3. I can't remember anything except the big CGI-shitstorms the last few seasons but every little conversation from season 1 still sticks.

Whiteharbor

>never ever
gay badshow

The tmnt shredder/got crossover will be better than avp.

kek

based

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Sorta unrelated.

Tywin is based fuck off with this noise

Deny's leg looks like a hoof from that point

>what I expected
Tywin
>what I got
Tommen

Ugh Euron is such a waste. I can't take the actor/character seriously as a threat. He better not be the final big bad for S8. It would make this shit even worse. May be somewhat redeemable with a Kraken.

Pointless character.

How would Tywin react when he finds out that he can warg into lions?

What would his reation be? What would he say?

How would Edmure react when he finds out that he can warg into fish?

What would his reactor be? What would he say?

And Jon would never rise up against his siblings, but Cat still feared it

How would Roose react when he finds out that he can warg into a flayed corpse?

What would his reactor be? What would he say?

user, I think I like you.

Also, you are cute.

But anyway brother, what would Tywin do when he finds out that he and Tyrion both can warg into lions and same lions serving the Lannisters faithfully.

>How would Karstark react when he finds out that he can warg into the sun?
>What would his reactor be? What would he say?

How would Doran react when he finds out that he can warg into sand?

What would his reactor be? What would he say?

He would say nothing, reveal not one iota of his advantage, then when his lion breaks Greywind's neck, and Tywin's sword is in Robb's guts, he would whisper 'Mine are long and sharp as yours, my lord'

AND WHO

How would Walder react when he finds out that he can warg into a castle?

What would his reactor be? What would he say?

Did they fug?

>reactor
Fucking kek

One of the many reasons why I love Sup Forums & /got/

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Such a great trailer for a wonderful TV show.

Look at beautiful Danearys as she earns here place in the Seven Kingdoms through sheer hard work.

that's still pretty good desu

and showfags probably think Stannis a bigger "villain" than Tywin anyway.

Spot the traitor

>GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is.
>GRRM
>Writing

Jonsa is a dead ship
Jonsafags on suicide watch

Ned didn't trust her because none of her kids are his
Brynden is robb's father
Edmure is sansa's father
Benjen is arya's father
Bran is bran's father
Robb is rickon's father

To be fair she did wander around essos for big portion of her childhood with her douchey idiot brother begging people to help them retake the throne

They aren't.

They still think there's something called a fuckplot, where Jon will fuck Sansa before he leaves and only fuck Dany cause he wants to get Sansa off his mind or something.

They've already written a new fanfic about the trailer and Jon shoving Petyr

He is desperately in need of depth. They gave him the short shrift so hard it actually hurts the narrative.

>Bran is Bran's father
fookin noice