Dahnahld

Dahnahld...

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fuck not this again

>"What is it, Ted? Come back for round 2?"

this town ain't big enough for the delegates

No one has to know dahnuld

You don't stand a chance. I've trained for a thousand years and have practiced dark magic the likes of which you couldn't possibly comprehend.

give me the delegates noob

HE'S TRYING TO SWIPE YOUR DELEGATES!

Will you let him do it?

That's a nice delegate you've got on your shoulders

Canadian Goose style?

Or death by a thousand leaves?

"free delegate trimming" would be better

Ted. This is silly. The arrows, please.

You know you've never fired a bow. I call you Lyin' Ted for a reason.

Cut this charade because one of us gets killed.

Psshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh better luck next time kid
*Teliports behind you
Time to die... heh

ONE CANDIDATE TO RULE THE DELEGATES

ONE CANDIDATE TO BRING THEM TOGETHER AND AT THE RNC, BIND THEM

omg mage noob u better giv my delegates back

You don't "fire" a bow user, you loose it. Fire is mostly in reference to gunpowder.

:^)

Howdy partner, just hand over the delegates and the hang man gets his day off

you idiot the mage should be wearing the armor

I-i think you better listen to Trump. H-he knows what he's doing.

The guns, Ted. You know I don't like assault weapons.

There's an easy way to do this, and there's a hard way to do this. And to be honest, what difference does it make?

How does pol like my first trump maymay?

I just wanted a quiet election, Dohnuld.

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I'm coming for the delegates, Donald !

The headlines, Trump. You can't be in the news every day.

This was never funny

Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

Jew. This is silly. The Syrians, please.

You can't run ISIS forever. I'll never forget what you did in Ukraine.

Hand over the Lordship, Ser Trump!

Or by his holiness you will face my righteous fury you Saracen knave!

>Casting ice barrage with d chain, sq and boots

cmon dude

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Wtf I hate Mark Rubio now.

DAHNALDDD

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DAHNARDU KISAMA!

DONADU-SAN...

You don't want to do this, Dahnald.

Tedposting is catching on.

I love it.

H-HAYAI!

I'll have my delegates, or I'll have my fun.

Everything that has transpired has done so, according to my design. Your friends, out there in the RNC, are walking into a trap. It was I who allowed the establishment to know the location of the delegates. They are quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my skelegates awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid those delegates will be mine, Donald.

Cheeki Delegeeti

Kisama....

This is like 7,000th post. It was only funny the first 500 times.

Hi Ted

>"Good...good...let the delegates flow through you..GIVE IN TO THE TRUE POWER OF THE PRIESTHOOD!"

Well fuck.......

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Hello, Rat0.

Do you bleed, Dahnald?

TEDU KURUZU-DONO

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lmao im done

BOMB 3 BITE ZA DELEGATES

I'll give you 5 seconds, Dahnald!

THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD! GIVE THEM TO ME! RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

>Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer has never been seen in the same room at the same time
Really makes you think

Guten tag. Vee have received verd zet you are hiding ze delegates, Mr. Donaldstein. Ve're going to have to pull up yoa flooaboards.

Whoa there!

IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND MEET MY DELEGATES

AND I'M ALL OUT OF DELEGATES

Lmfao

HAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING LOST IT.

burst out laughing in public. Fuck. This is why I come to this place. Some of you cunts are funny.

Nice try Dahnold, but Mr cruz will get those delegates.