/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Golden shovels are not what they seem.

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WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere

*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"

Music:
youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
youtube.com/watch?v=yPW-cPfkd4E
youtube.com/watch?v=5l2EbSK8bNQ
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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF
>"Diane..." The Twin Peaks Tapes Of Agent Cooper
archive.org/details/DianeTheTwinPeaksTapesOfAgentCooper

Meanwhile...

that bothered me how dr jacoby had a special custom machine that moves a shovel 3 feet so he doesn't have to get up

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CALL FOR HELP

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Why? It's very clear he set it up himself(or at least got someone to do it)

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>BOBBY, DID YOU KILL MIKE?
>BOBBY, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU DID?
>YOU KILLED MIKE!

He's just insane man, he was always a little off. Got some premium sloppy... well a lot more than seconds though.

If mullholland drive and twin peaks are set in the same universe as lynch said, then how come Naomi watts is dougies wife even though she killed herself in mulligans drive?

HELLLOOOOoooooooOOOO

Lets post creature from other Lodges
I start

I liked the camera's gratuitous attention to the fucking details of this piece of shit, as if to say "yes we built this, what are you going to do about it"
and jacoby's smug-ass look as he used it
he probably spent days building that shit

what is your dharma, /tpg/?

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She didn't kill herself.

And she was a lesbian in that movie.

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Doppleganger bro, the one living in the fantasy world still exists and decided to give up on tacos and learned to do the Dougie.

What TP-related scene hit everyone in the feels hardest?

For me it was all those scenes of Laura at Donna's house in FWWM and The Missing Pieces. They make my eyes sting.

Should read EVOLUTION instead of Copy.

What's the name of this particular lodge?

Bravo.

enough

rewatching the cut scene of Doc Hayward doing magic and trying to cheer up Laura after his actor's death is so sad.

So...why did we just sorta drop where Murder Shaggy went? I mean, it's obvious they're saying something about him being taken over by forces beyond, but he doesn't show up now for like two episodes...

report and ignore

cleveland

Just the mundane exchanges between Laura and Sarah in FWWM and The Missing Pieces.

Who?

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There's still 14 hours to go. Be patient.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Diane

I can't be the only one who thought this was fucking hilarious.

kino

Just when I was calming down you had to and do this.

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especially when he tells her about the angel. then the phone rings and she gets nervous.

i've never felt so bad for a fictional character before.

Bill Hastings is played by Shaggy. I don't see how they really have MUCH evidence against him other than fingerprints, unless that flesh-lump actually factors into something. I mean, YEAH, he was sleeping with her, but that doesn't mean he killed her. He was DEFINITELY too busy with Scoob making a huge sandwich

Bill Hastngs. Hes obviously an endpiece

You can tell Rian Johnson likes the prequels.

Source?

I mean it's kinda obvious Diane (Laura Dern) will be introduced as Coop's (or Boop's?) sidekick but still: Source?

No. You're not. As made evident by the hundreds and hundreds of posts referencing it and quoting it in every thread.

Who the fuck is Judy?

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early days

We're not gonna talk about her.

>people actually wanting to see diane

Why?

Bobby, I found some dirt!

When she pours the whiskey, it foams up. Anyone who's poured spirits knows they don't foam, and as such it proves there's no alcohol in the bottle, rather it's been replaced with some sort of beverage, probably iced tea. This is a huge oversight on Lynch's part, as it's not realistic in the slightest and stands out jarringly. My suspension of disbelief was completely hampered with this single scene. Absolutely unacceptable.

That's Laura Dern's character in The Last Jedi.

>Date of Birth
>1973
???????

That's good. I've not been on Sup Forums for a few days, but other places seem to be unnatural offended by it in some way or something. And I don't understand why, it's perfect.

fuck the studio, that's a great clip

Was it a prescription though?

Imagine having autism this severe

>you will never burst into tears from seeing a picture of a girl who died 25 years ago

>mulligans drive

I AM THE MUFFIN

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>just the prequels are kids movies

She didn't kill herself because blue is a color of "change" & implies that the real answer is that she's BECOMING

threadly reminder that James has always been cool

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people who have never seen a Lynch movie don't understand how to react to ultra-sincere characters like Wally.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS THEY FILMED BOWIE BEFORE HE DIED?

THEY REFERENCE HIM WAY TOO MUCH

Shaggy will reveal his Stand at some point in the series, i'm sure of it.

when nadine regains her memory.
big ed and norma have such shit lives.

kek each of those (good) songs got HELLLLLOOOooooOOO as a top comment.

They inserted archival footage of Major Briggs, maybe they'll repurpose some Missing Pieces footage of Jeffries.

Admittedly I did think as she was drinking it they must've switched it because a frail girl like her cannot down that much jack with ease

I wouldn't put it past them that it's all just a red herring & that Jeffries is long gone.

Actress who played Log Lady died months before Bowie. Though Bowie was also rushing to complete an album at the time too.

Laura Dern being Diane is so painfully obvious. Honestly, most predictions have been spot on so far, Cera being Andy/Lucy's kid, Bobby joining the police, etc. Now we just need to wait for it to be confirmed that Evil Cooper killed Annie and Donna already.

maybe she's just an unsanitary drug addict and repurposed the Jack bottle for iced tea. ever think of that, fucko?

>they'll repurpose some Missing Pieces footage of Jeffries

they'll insert retouched footage of him as ziggy stardust and dub his lines with an impersonator

These episodes sure are getting weirder by the minute, Scoob!

I'm killing myself a day or two after the finale airs.

last episode made me eager for next, one thing I couldn't believe this whole incoherent trip could do

>the shovels are a subtle hint by the illuminati for me to get a job

no you arent

There have been leaked pictures of her and Coop working as a team. Can't say she is Diane for sure but its kind of obvious what role she will be playing

i was gonna off myself if the premiere was total shit. now we have seen the light and must go forward to make weird stuff.

Make sure you're wrapped in plastic

Do you have the pictures?

Movie Donna(?) is hot as fuck

What if it's so wildly successful that Showtime commissions a 4th season?

Anyone got some Mega links for the episodes?

now this is weird, was it supposed to be 1963 or so and some fucked up?
mistakes happen though

>tfw inspired again by Twin Peaks and Lynch after all these years

Anyone else here feeling it?

I am the arm arm and I sound like this. WOOOWOWOWOWOWOWO

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Little is known about Judy aside from that she lived in Seattle in 1987 and Jeffries found something at her home.[1]

During his sudden appearance at the FBI headquarters in 1989, he initially stated that he did not want to talk about her.[2][1]

I doubt it.

I thought original Twin Peaks feeling couldn't be recreated but this scene with Laura Palmer's Theme and the scene itself seemed more yellow. I wonder if there will be more scenes like this.

You guys think we will be seeing this again?

he was set up to be a bob victim like leland that's it

I know you're just doing this for attention and picking a common tv trope of liquid substitution- and pretending to care about it, but I can't help but mention it's clearly a dissolving tablet making the foam

Fucking hell

You will. Tonight.

I couldn't watch TP when it originally aired because it was so BORING. Every time I tuned in, it was people talking in a room. That's it. And if I stayed long enough to hear what they were saying, they would be talking about NOTHING. I figured out that I couldn't follow the plot, (or had to make one up) because there WAS NO PLOT. A man went to a town to investigate a murder. That's it. Nothing else ever happens. Just people talking in rooms. And all this taking NEVER advanced the murder investigation ONE BIT. I liked the part that I was in, (because I was in it), but it still didn't make a hoot of sense. Hard to watch.

wow