*walks towards you*

*walks towards you*

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*instantly start laughing*

Were they the original iDubbbz and Maxmoefoe?

[maniacal laughter intensifies]

*violently shoulder barges your loser ass out of the way*

Would you have joined Eric and Dylan and become a trio of modern day outlaws?

>tell them I enjoyed their .wad and to double check the explosives

Oper8r as fuck

>dylan was a depressed beta fag that fed off of eric's energy
>eric was just a psychopath

Nope.

Thats probably the nicest thing you can do user, dont come to Columbine tomorrow

pickle pepe!

Their wads were kinda shit. The readme files are funny though. Even one where Eric says he'll blow you up if you reupload them without permission.

>tfw someone has TIER.wad on their harddrive and they dont know it

Which one was that one?

how about you ask Eric?

When can we get an unbiased biopic from Eric and Dylan's point of view?

who will play them?

hard mode: no Idris Elba or Michael Cera

See

Kiss my ass Brooks. I ain't paying for shit

I'm white so what's the problem?

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What are some school shooting kino?

The unreleased one which he called his magnum opus.
it he didn't make people pay for it it might have surface by now. Irony.

*Runs after you*

you better run better run,faster than my bullet

Theres always zero day.

If only these idiots had toughed it out for a few more years they could have become rich software professionals and laughed at everybody...

Nah.
Dylan would have eventually killed himself due to not being able to cope with being a closeted homo.
And Eric would have ended up in prison from multiple assaults and possibly murder.

*pull my CC hold them up and give them wedgies*

This

They were both mentally ill, Eric had already been in trouble with the law for several other things prior to the school shooting

I feel like a big budget school shooter movie could be pretty neat

which one is the jewish one that they are now making out to be innocent and forced into it and manipulated?

Dylan the tall one,even though if you actually looked at the transcripts of the missing tapes, Eric is the more sympathetic one

I can't remember which, but one of them broke their nose during the shooting because of the recoil on one of the guns. When they broke their nose, they wanted to back out and give up, but the other had to hype him back up to continue killing.

>Eric is the more sympathetic one
explain

There was a third shooter

they were unequivocally the biggest fags in that shitty state

elephant

>Dylan
>Oh noes cops pulled me over I'm a fag my life is over
>Eric
>Chest deformity, manlet, mom gets to rejected from Marine recruitment:can't follow in your father's footsteps, doped on anger management drugs

Poor Eric

> youtube.com/watch?v=bR-s4ReIxJo starts playing

When did this become the school shooter anthem

when people paid attention to the lyrics

>not posting the original

youtube.com/watch?v=IiIU51nh8Cs

ALL THE OTHER KIDS

WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS

>colorized
how

I have connections

wheres the third shooter?

where?

Eric broke his nose from the recoil. But he didn't want to back out, he just lost interest with the whole thing after his bombs didn't go off
The book tries to suggest Dylan was a victim manipulated into it by Eric, but he still shot and killed 5 people to Eric's 8.

Will this kino ever be topped?

youtube.com/watch?v=V_JNuBHbyYQ

>1) Chris Wisher, sophomore (1261) He turned and saw two guys carrying shotguns, and wearing black trench coats. A 3rd guy wearing a white T-shirt and jeans was seen throwing bombs onto the roof.

>2) Jake Apodaca, sophomore (653) He was at the soccer field, heard firecrackers. He turned and saw two guys carrying shotguns, wearing black trench coats and black T-shirts. A 3rd guy wearing a white T-shirt and jeans was seen throwing bombs onto the roof.

>3) Jonathan Cole, freshman (749) He noticed two tall guys in black trench coats. He then saw a third male, wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans. This person looked over to the other two suspect, and yelled "GO!! GO!!".

>4) William Arapkiles, freshman (660) He states that he was at the soccer field, and heard firecrackers. He turned and saw 3 people near the West entrance. Two were wearing black trench coats, and carrying guns. The third was wearing a white T-shirt, and no visible gun. The person in the white T-shirt was pacing back and forth about 5' away from the two gunmen.

>5) Channel 7 News at 12pm(noon) on 4-20 (EP 21-244) "Reporter said that numerous witnesses he spoke to who were not named said they saw 3 gunmen."

>6) Lindsay Elmore, junior (332)"I believe there were 3 gunmen." (340) "...there was so much movement that Elmore thought there was more than two people."

>7) ACSO Nelson (8810) "... a list of 3 names that the 12 witnesses ID'd from a yearbook were turned over to ACSO investigators to forward."

>8) Jason Baer, sophomore (1759) Hid in greenroom off science hall "I heard more than two people yelling to each other saying 'over here' and stuff."

>9) Anthony Sammauro, freshman (5071) "Tony stated that two suspects came in the front door and one came in the side door."

>10) Erik Sunde, freshman (4576) Saw two gunmen downstairs near cafeteria, runs upstairs and sees another person in trenchcoat in front of library doors.

>Eric, a literal psychopath, gets only 8 kills
>Adam, an autist who could barely pass high school due to sensory issues and social anxiety gets 28 kills
Explain.

How did he get away with it?

Get the fuck out. What if this shit is real and the mad man actually got away with it and kept it a secret.

>implying sandy hook nosed kike actually happened

"The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory, FUCK all of you."

A school shooter who killed 3 people actually said this, right in front of the parents victims' faces, wearing a shirt that said "Killer" on it, while smiling, with his middle finger raised.

How could there be anything edgier?

>Among the best evidence are witnesses who actually identified other participants by name.

>58) Crystal Archuleta, junior (EP1-197) "...she did see one person throw a pipe bomb. .....She told me at the time she thought it was Robert Perry."

>59) Seth Dubois, freshman (EP21-125) "...Seth told Katherine(Carlston) that Robert Perry was seen shooting a girl in the back while leaving the library."

>60) Wade Allen Frank, senior (EP1-91) "Mr. Frank told me that he thought origonally one of the individuals(shooting) was someone by the name of Robert..." "He stated that the person was tall, approximately 6'3" and kind of ackward(sic) and gangly."

>61) Bryan Frye, sophomore (EP25-69) "He stated that the person he had previously believed this shooter to be was Robert Perry. .....In a previous interview, after receiving his yearbook, he had told his father that he believed the shooter to be Robert Perry. He also stated that the gunman had bad acne."

>62) Courtney Haulman, freshman (EP25-91) "There was three guys. The guy I remember most was the main guy. He's over 6' tall and has long curly dark-colored hair. He was wearing a trench coat. His name is Robert Perry."

>63) Lacey Hohn, freshman (EP1-186) "...can you identify or descibe who was shooting? ....Ms. Hohn said that she does not believe it was Harris or Klebold. Ms. Hohn believes it was an individual named Robert."

they had cctv everywhere in that school though.

He's going to love all that bbc he'll be getting in prison.

>How could there be anything edgier?
He mumbled and stuttered what he said to those parents like a bitch.

>it doesn't count when someone with Autism Spectrum Disorder does it
It's my superpower too, user:-)

That actually makes it even edgier.

>that virgin walk
>that virgin posture

lol

Robert Perry IS AN ANAGRAM FOR PROBER RETRY

HE WAS NOT SUCCESSFULLY INDOCTRINATED BY THE CIA AND THUS CONSIDERED A 'RETRY' AFTER HIS MIND WAS PROBED.

HE WAS GIVEN A SUPPORTING ROLE SINCE HIS STABILITY COULD NOT BE CONFIRMED.

I WILL NOT BE POSTING AGAIN.

>no evidence of bodies
>not even blood
>school demolished to cover the hoax
>crisis actors as the parents
>that one smug fuck having a great time laughing it up then seconds laters gets into character for the cameras pretending his son died

Show me some fucking proof and I will believe it. Otherwise it's fucking hearsay from the (((government))).

Literally me

He will be locked down 23 hours a day in the SHU for his entire sentence. Criminals with high profile crimes never tend to hit general population.

That one scene from that French-Canadian cop drama? Other than that, none. Elephant's boring and offers nothing you haven't already read about if you've been reading about Columbine for ages.

>crisis actors as the parents
>that one smug fuck having a great time laughing it up then seconds laters gets into character for the cameras pretending his son died
Links please, then I'll believe you.

>He will be locked down 23 hours a day in the SHU for his entire sentence
Jesus, I actually kinda feel bad for him in a weird way. That has to be like hell.

I know what you mean. I'd rather receive the death penalty than life without parole. Especially if you are young. There is no way to have a meaningful life in that situation and all you have is time eating away at you, thinking of what could have happened differently but knowing you can never change it.

Implying an entire town of people would be able to pull off such a scheme, keep quiet about it for the rest of their lives, and somehow make sure the everpresent media doesn't catch sight of any of the victims or Adam Lanza hanging out in public.

>death penalty
I'd literally rather have guillotine or gunsquad than lethal injection. That shit doesn't even work 100% of the time and is extremely painful.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JeXG3uQu8ZU
Second one is iffy.

>implying the number one superpower in the world wouldn't have the means to make something like this happen in order to manipulate the public opinion on those evil salt rifles
>the same super government where many believe covered up the assassination of JFK and fucking UFOS and shit

It's possible.

For you.

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>lighthearted coming of age buddy cop school shooting kino

>a dad who can't handle that his kid died right before Christmas vacation laughs at the absurdity of it all
>it's gotta be a hoax

And what super government? The US government accidentally leaks shit all the time. They didn't even change anybody's minds on guns. Gun control rights didn't budge since then.

wow and then he grew up to be in star wars

FUCK
SHUT IT DOWN

MANY SUCH CASES

...

If Sandy Hook is fake then explain the Theatre shooting with James Holmes, is that real? Instead of Autism it's Bipolar disorder. What mental illness will it be next? ADHD?

>tfw used to be obsessed with studying Columbine in the early 00s and posted on the same forums as Adam Lanza, laughing at his goofy posts occasionally

4u

I've literally had Elliot Rodger reply to me once. Jesus christ.

>If Sandy Hook is fake then explain the Theatre shooting with James Holmes, is that real?
What the fuck kind of thinking is this?

>Orson Welles War of the Worlds was a hoax therefore something completely different like 9/11 was a hoax too.

Was it real or not goddammit?

I knwo you guys are all fags and edgelords

but I legit feel bad for Dylan. He was bullied and mentally unstable, and Eric, the fag, too advantage of him.

Already been done. Imdb "Heathers"

>buying this meme
Dylan was the one in control dude. He took way more pleasure in it than Eric did. Eric wouldn't have even done it if he hadn't got rejected from the army

your dumb argument falls apart when you realize your very own bull, the one your kind supports, donald j. trump became president of the US on an ultra radical republican stance AND didn't call out sandy hook a hoax

there, either blame the shift on your bull or suck it up and stop disrepecting 27 dead children

Daily reminder that they single handedly made the trenchcoat synonymous with school shooters when in reality they wore oilskin duster jackets in that video.

ironically if eric became a marine he likely would have gone to iraq or afghanistan, killed even more people, and be called a hero

What is it about Columbine that even years later it's still so entrenched into the zeitgeist? Is it just that it was the first big one to be publicized or is there something more there?

That's definitely a part of it. It was really a nationwide spectacle at the time unlike anything before it. People watched live as bodies were being pulled out of the building and blood stained the sidewalks. The reality of it all really hit home.

It was the first big school shooting in decades, and it happened just before Y2K was becoming a thing and people were getting paranoid over the turn of the century.

it happened when there was basically no alternatives to hearing about it, constantly.

You had to exert effort to have sandy hook constantly bombarding you.