TFG

So...is this what girl go through when they orgasm oooor what?

Is 53 out?

yes
HUGE and one anti-climatic reveal

Aw shit, how did I miss the storytime for that one. Did we have a thread?

Only Ex-RID got storytimed in it, so you didn't miss much.

They both were in a thread, but it was mobile screenshots so not quite easy to read. They should have better quality scans in the win-o-thread by now

>This is pretty much how I thought sex worked when I was kid

I liked the reveal, to be honest.

Well breasts were the almighty treasure of our younger (and in many cases, older) days.

OH SHIT. I'm reading it now. Poor CD.

The Dominus reveal was stupid.

Why did Kaon have such an emotional attachment to a gimped Autobot stuck in dog mode?

He has no eyes

Can someone do a proper storytime for both? Please

I thought it didn't make that much sense because wouldn't Ultra Magnus have recognize or at least saw fit to mention it?

We've seen in previous issues turbo foxes look exactly like Dominus, and Ratchet even says he looks like a sparkeater turbo fox, so I seriously doubt Minimus runs up to every turbo fox they come across screaming "Brother!".

People like dogs.

You ever become attached to a pet?

None of pets were crippled former humans.

One raised from youth and grew up with, not an enemy in a strange mind-rape version of pet play.

Its still somewhat possible that the current Kaon joined after they cut out Dominus' brain (YOU BLOODY BABOONS!).

And if not, then Kaon is just fucked in the head. Par for the course when you're in the DJD.

He's delusional enough to keep calling himself Ultra Magnus, his grasp on reality is poor at best.

Mindwipe should have been used as the torso for IDW-Galvatronus.

He has mind-control powers (of a sort), like in toy-Galvatronus' backstory.

That issue was stupid and we're not going to talk about it because it was stupid.

Why was it stupid, user?

Maybe Kaon had a crush on the previous Vos and suggested to Tarn that when they discovered he was a double agent they domesticate him instead of killing him because Kaon is desperate and a sick fuck anyway.

>Its still somewhat possible that the current Kaon joined after they cut out Dominus' brain
Kaon is the second longest member in the DJD after Tarn so he's almost guaranteed to have been there when they discovered Dominus.

Question:

Chromedome said Dominus Ambus was the ORIGINAL agent 113.

Does that mean there's more than one?

Back to toy faggot.

Why do you encouraged this.

Possibly?

At this point I'm just willing to assume Kaon has some sort of deeply twisted S&M fetish and "The Pet" was his pet in some sort of serial-killer esque goreporn wankathon.

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Well, it's not like his friends are much better, what with all the genocide of their own species and all that.

Hey, at very least he's starting to drop the Ultra part of his name, maybe he'll stop living in delusion soon enough.

he had to use the Ultra Magnus title previously because of Tyrest though

Goddamn can someone explain the Marvel US Transformers vs. Marvel UK Transformers to me?

They're the same but UK is somehow better? The UK writer ended up writing the US series so they're different but impossibly both cannon? What is this fuckery? Which is collected in the IDW Transformers The Classics books?

Marvel UK is really just Marvel US with more stories.

"They're both canon"; well, yeah, all officially made Transformers stories are.

this issue was literally tailgate and cyclonus being cute and needing to get together forever, skids getting 'friendzoned' and a really stupid "omfg dominus is teh pet!!!!11111" reveal

pretty good i'd say that orgasm shit was weird as hell though

So, how much damage do you reasonably think the MegaMagnus can do?

>skids getting 'friendzoned'
I still can't believe people though Skids and Nautica had a chance.

He can probably curbstomp Tarn no problem and he might last a good while fighting Overlord, but the Decepticons still have superior numbers.

they danced together that qualifies as a 'super romantic pairing' in mtmte
i kinda liked them together honestly mostly because i liked their character designs personality wise i literally didn't care about nautica or skids

Blown up in one panel and does almost nothing, shame on you for expecting interesting things to ever happen on that horrible Lost Light shit.

But Brainstorm and Nautica make more sense. When he betrayed everyone she was very upset, then he made her a makeup present by fixing her wrench and they're both intellectuals that hang out in his lab. They're much more believable.

you need to wash out that sandy cunt of yours

yeah pretty much but nautica pretty much friendzoned everyone who people shipped her with (well except firestar)

Roberts did tell everyone on twitter he wasnt going to pair her with anyone since thats what always happens to the female characters.

that makes nautica even more useless lol
shes literally just that one girl on the lost light who occasionally gets shipped with other members
still i don't mind her staying single i just really feel like nautica's role now is the one girl who has half her face torn off

I could believe it, if only because they seem to like things being as anti-climactic as possible.

Only thing I feel thats a sure bet is someone forcing Megs hand and him blowing someone the fuck out. Probably Tarn.

>that makes nautica even more useless lol
so you only care for her unless she gets put with someone
youre as bad as the tumblr shippers

i'm just pointing out that shes a boring character and i really wish she had more to do i really don't care if she ends up with someone actually i kinda like that shes going to stay single

I would like to see her get her own lab where she works on sciency things.

i'd like to see that too! i just feel like the writers really don't know what to do with her character at this point

Smells like a prime target for death. Adds nothing, can't even be used for a cheap emotional death because she's not shipped with anyone.

>now that youve said this youve jixned it and shell die for sure

Do you want her dead user?

that wouldn't surprise me at all it'd be cool though if similar to ambulon she gets a super insanely epic death i love when mtmte does those

Don't care about her. Honestly wish Rewind and Chromedome would die because I'm tired of reading about relationship problems.

>a super insanely epic death
please no

i dont think mtmte is for you then
maybe the regular transformers book

i don't want them to die but goddamn does chromedome annoy the crap out of me he literally will excuse whatever shit rewind does because he loves him so much but for some reason tries to bring back his boyfriend?

>he literally will excuse whatever shit rewind does because he loves him so much but for some reason tries to bring back his boyfriend
He just loves him to the level though. You can't tell me some sad manchild from here wouldn't do that much too if he found a perfect little waifu.

>literally try to get yourself cuckolded

No, no manchild would do that, what they'd do is purposely botch the brain surgery to ensure the waifu remains theirs.

Wasn't she expected to die as soon as she appeared?
Surviving this long is amazing.

Pretty much.

Though are you surprised? Roberts will always sacrifice story for SJW pandering.

Background characters tend to usually die during big dustups so comics can go "Look, death and consequences!" while not killing off the main characters.

She's probably lived so long so she can die in a big scuffle.

that's why i don't care if nautica gets killed off her design is cute but she just serves to be the token girl who doesn't need no man or whatever

She has an abusive "friend" back home, so she is more or less married already.

I just hope she gets a toy first. Leakbro said one was coming, so she can die now.

Plus Takara will probably retool her into Thunderblast.

>can have a fucking ship full of worthless background male characters
>one female character is slightly boring or doesn't do enough to suit you
>kill her

It's like I'm really on r9k or tfw.

Because all the male characters people want dead are "important" ones. Like the cringey as fuck Chromedome/Rewind shit.

It's like I'm really on tumblr

don't listen to this person, the reveal was great

Well that was satisfying! Really liked the whole Rewind search saga coming to an end like that. I KNEW that Scavenger issue with Max was going to have to lead up to something with the main cast. Kinda sad and happy for CD all at once. What? Did Ratch just put his arm back on in an hour for the final battle?
Man! Megatron is starting to piss me off. I used to have a chess team mate (not something you hear every day) and he wouldn't play his best cause he was so much better and threw some games. And we all yelled at him to actually help the team win the tournaments. You feel so much rage at people that CAN help but then DON'T due to personal reasons.

It was fucking awful, dude. Don't try to defend this shitty comic.

It's been nigh-unreadable since Dark Cybertron.

If this were tumblr I'd say that was problematic but since we're not I'll say you're a flaming autistic faggot. Better?

>so they're different but impossibly both cannon?
Everything officially released is canon, it all just takes place in alternate universes

>opinions
>what are they

its fun you can always tell when toy visits

Well yours are obviously wrong because James Roberts hasn't written anything worth a damn since he started letting Twitter write for him.

MTMTE stopped being about Transformers and started being some weird as fuck gay sex drama with a bunch of shit strapped on that shits on the whole franchise.

Better /toy/ than Tumblr.

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You sound like you're having an episode over this, calm down, stop reading the comic. You obviously get much too worked up over it.
And besides this current arc has been very good and is selling off the charts.

>gay sex drama

They don't have genders.
They can't have sexual relations.
BUT THE DRAMA IS THE BEST PART! Rewind's the Bachelor and he has the give the right bot the right rose.

That's like saying it's better to be killed by a car than a bus.

I heard that Tarantulas is ripped, that he has an 8-pack

Wow I got some squares already.

Once, The Royalty, punched me in the face. It was awesome.

>current arc
>good

I wonder what its like to have zero standards besides having your vag tickled at the thoughts of faggots

Transformers have had genders since the fucking 80s. Stop with this Tumblr meme

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>Transformers have had genders since the fucking 80s. Stop with this Tumblr meme

They had a lot of stuff in the 80s. But in the new comic they don't know what a "she" is. (or was). They talked about it in a few issues.

>I wonder what its like to have zero standards besides having your vag tickled at the thoughts of faggots

Ok, bed time for you, Champ. You can't stay up this late on a school night. You get too cranky about your giant robots.

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Yes, more James Roberts retconning. What I don't get is why he pretends to write Transformers when he obviously doesn't care about the franchise.

I redid this a bit

James Roberts has his wobbles, and it fucking sucks. But ever since the second Scavengers arc, the book was more often good than bad. He's hardly the savior he was hailed as after LSOTW and the first season of MTMTE, but I'd still take a book that is sometimes shit and sometimes great over a book that's been consistenly bad for like a year now, and it looks like it's only getting worse, see Ex-RID.

Speaking of which, MTME#53 was good, definitely better than the previous issue. I actually welcome the reveal because it ties up many dangling plots and while some might find it anti-climatic, I'm happy so much of this shit is now solved.

Ex-RID#53 had a nice scene between Arcee, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker, and that's the only positive thing I can say about it.

>a book that's been consistenly bad for like a year now, and it looks like it's only getting worse, see Ex-RID.
>South of Heaven
>The Transgressors
>Conquerors
>bad
I won't deny that All Hail Optimus seems to have lost momentum and derailed, but it's been more consistently good than bad, and it hasn't had any irredeemable garbage moments like Personality Ticks or Sunder.

MTMTE continues to be a parody of itself.

It has yet to really recapture what made it great in the first place. Never really picked up its momentum after Dark Cybertron.

And y'know I really like the idea of an Autobot Megatron as an exasperated captain, but I personally don't feel like Roberts has really done very much with it. All the stories he's told so far could have been told without Megatron there at all - and yes that includes the current one.

The DJD seriously scare the shit out of me.

It's not his fault, they were previously established not to have them...

And then a more recent retcon now has them previously existing on cybertron, but they were all genocided as far as I can tell.

>Taking obvious bait
Seriously?

Honestly I read it for the gay robots.

Who is the best IDW fembot? Nautica?

Arcee