>be italian
>eating my pasta al sugo
>turn on the telly
>see no happening in germany
God damnit Hans, where is our daily happening ? It's almost 11:30 here and still no happening, no explosions, no machete carnages, no shootings, no mass stabbings. What the fuck is going on in Germany ? Everyone suddently started holding hands and living in harmony ?
Be italian
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HAH! It's been TWENTY FOUR HOURS since the last terrorist attack! Looks like Islam is a religion of peace after all! Islamophobes BTFO
>>>/DIY/
They are reloading. In the evening my friend.
Topkek
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I need more reasons to prove my wife wrong and to redpill my daughter
>be german
>get stabbed
Kek
>be austrian
>use World of Warcraft acronyms.
>be german
>let refugees rape you
as though you would have acted different should austria have been the place you would have taken it right up the ass
We don't let full retards lead the country
> tfw there soon will be reportings about nothing happened in gayrope instead of something happened
be patient friend...soon...
Trick answer, in reality you're all retards, Josef.
Also I just noticed that Austria is our equivalent of Canada.
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>trying to hard
Kevin please you guys are cucks and everyone knows that
>green colored text
Of course we are cucks, no self respecting mudslime would be caught seen with inbred Austrian "women".
>trying this hard to look tough despite the situation you are cuurently in
this. Each day Germans don't get a happening is a sad day.
>Germany will never be nuked within your lifetime
why even live?
bretty gud
Fine, fine, I'm texting baghdadi, you will get your jihad in a jiffy
Sprech nicht weiter Familie
> be fucking spaghetti
> wake up, already hot outsite, ac not working,
> go to breakfast
> kiss fat mamma on her mustache
> prepare to got to work
> be cutting fucking curly ialohair all day long since all man in itaka are gay haircutting faggots
> on way home get assraped by black immigrant from africa
> blame it on germans
Arrive at home mamma shot by mafia,
Father hust sitting around beeing faggot italo pseudoman doing nufffin
> get some pizza in order to calm down
> turn on tv to forget what a buch of fucking traitors and lossers we italos are
> go to bad and dream of a better life beein jealous of hans
Choice bru
I have no fucking idea what you are. Looking up now on super slow speed intern
>be austrian
>be german
Anschluss soon Sepp
>be British
>nothing happens
>apart from one little thing
>TAKING BACK OUR SOVEREIGNTY
>Isn't it funny?
>nigegrin.jpg
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they killed almost every native german. we are hiding right now.
no happenings when only shitskins are around - they were right with "relgiion of peace"
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GET JINXED:
Oh shieet
I wish Italians would post more
premium banteroni italiano
>be italian
>EIA EIA ALALA OOGA BOOGA
sure germans are keked, but at least they are human
the bottle. dude..
just. ok. have a nice weekend
Ben Asslick in a nutshell.