Peru

So what's going on in Peru?

they're trying their best

Llamas n shiet.

I heard on the news last night that they wanted to impeach their president.

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÃEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÃAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÃA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÃN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÃS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÃOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÃRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

Our President is going to be dismissed and people are fine with that.

but why?
do you agree?

Why aren't you trying your best anymore?

a bunch of braindead fucking idiots playing dota 2

Our vice president also got arrested this week

A peruvian made you lost and you're butthurt?

deal with it dude, don't be pathetic.

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are they still trying their best?

But make sure and elect the same kind of person next time, you know. Like always...another socialist to keep the country a banana republic.

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Corruption scandal is big. Seems everyone is involved.

Hope a new face surges or everything gets better. This is bad, I want to stay positive.

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We believe there is a good outcome waiting after this. Working like nothing will affect us.

They are dying, old people in parties are dying.

I play on the United States East server

Every single fucking day I have to deal with little Spanish speaking kids who are always from Peru, always rude and literally subhuman IQ levels

I'm talking

The game put you with people who has the same level than you.

The skill levels in South America and the rest of the world are numerically the same but they aren't the same in practice.

but the Jew isnt socialist

lmao it's funny because it's true.

We are all waiting for our old career politicians to die off also. Just like the old communists in Eastern Europe, when they die off, we'll live in a better country.

Well, that's a good point... i don't know why people play out of their servers... i use to play in usa servers (csgo) because of my friends... else i ever play in brazil.

who becomes president now then?
the jap?
the prime minister?

it's "same level as you" not "same level than you"

is everything okay Peru?

Now imagine those people but IRL and you have no option but to deal with them every time you want some vegetables.

Jews and socialist go together like snow and ice.
\What do you think about your new President, Chile bro?

I don't hate all South Americans. I don't even hate all Peruvians. All I ask is that everyone speaks the language of the place they queue into, or just not speak if you can't. That's all. If you do that, you are fine.

Nobody asked for your autistic oneliner opinions, retarded sharter.
>le socialist banana republic
Do you even know what a banana republic is? Sure, and Nazi Germany is communist, you inbred hick. Kill yourself.

Perú will try their best!

not if they are playing on US East, do you even know how MMR/Elo rankings work? as said, Dota sets you up with people with similar skills levels

these niggas mad and scarred now that they lost their best player just before the world cup, which sucks I was hoping they would be the new costa rica

thanks
yup i got your point.

>"Hey, please ward jungle"
>"oe caiate ctm te estoy aciendo el dota"
>kek

Upon further research, you seem to completely obsessed with this “communist” boogeyman. Seek help immediately.

Peru is developing sharply.

>Nobody asked for your autistic oneliner opinions
Welcome to Sup Forums, faggot. Go bitch about it on /leftypol/.
I bet you never heard the term 'banana republic' before I mentioned it.

japanese dictator

They are disappearing physically and politically.

Everyone involved in the scandal are down in surveys. Probably half of Congress will be replaced the next election.

Vice-president is expecting the outcome for assuming, Congress will probably dismiss PPK before Christmas.

I have faith.

Is like out own Trump effect when he was elected: Lefties on suicide watch, thinking that Piñera will be like Saudi-Arabia tier against minorities, and the right wings are celebrating that a guy who stole a bank and former ministers are being prosecuted and investigated for corruption won. Hilarious.

I think he is the better option, but still a shitty one

My neighbors when I was a kid adopted a girl from Peru and she was the meanest, slyest, manipulative bitch in the world.

>le leftypol boogeyman
>Sup Forums is le Sup Forums lite :DD
You could always try reddit.
>I bet you never heard the term 'banana republic' before I mentioned it.
Oh no, it’s retarded. Tip: Don’t base your entire “comeback” around a gamble that someone isn’t going to google your claims.

and actually, I would presume that you're more bad at dota than you woud think because since the January 13, 2017 Patch the Dota matchmaking system now considers geographic distance to pair you with team mates, so if you're constantly getting paired with (bad) Peruvian players and not with Americans (which are closer to you) that's because the other factors (basically MMR in solo, party and team matches and time waiting for a match) are not as important when pairing you up with other people.

The best mountains in the world.

>the other factors (basically MMR in solo, party and team matches and time waiting for a match)
I forgot that Behavior score and Matchmaking language also play a role to determine to whom you're going to be paired, so if you do not have Spanish as a secondary language in your Dota profile this is yet more evidence pointing out that you're even worse at playing Dota than the "

Interesting!

Is that alpamayo?

isn't there a party in your congress that has a supermajority?
won't the vice president just get axed like your current president?

Fuck off

They gained infamy, even fujimorists changed their mind on the party. Total disappointment.

He is more Peruvian, PPK played himself acting all-American, fujimorists slayed him. I've never seen such massacre in Peru's politics.

There were a couple of Peruvian lasses on my cruise boat! They were pretty!

true. a team can't really function if they don't even speak the same language

does this mean new elections for peru?
did the japs overplay their hand?
are the nips and ppk done for?

Fujimorists are all Peruvian but Fujimori's sons.

They both are done, fujimorists showed the country what they do in power. Other parties are in, either.

Situation will change drastically with vice-president Vizcarra in full power.

Yes, is Alpamayo.

what's next for your country then?

Waiting more for the final result.

Los CHILENOS son MEJOR que PeruANOS. Los CHILENOS son a raza SUUperior. LOS PERUANOS SON MUERTE Y MUCHO MAL.

EL HEDOR DEL HAMSTER PACIFICO ES LA MUERTE.

Suenas a cavernícola.

Based Paul Warrior wont be able to play in the world cup :(

el mono PeruANO.......Hijo DE UNA MOFETA. Hijo de LAS MIL PUTAS!

El Mono PeruANO.....Olor o MIL BURROS!

Las consecuencias de Tus pEDos son ENORMES!

Why you mad?

I just wanted Peru Senpai to notice me

I don't know. Peruvian Indios have weird noses and grainy skin

Noticed!

That's not true. Shut up.

this. they're so ugly desu. how do they even manage to reproduce?

the same can be said of mexicans and central americans too be honest
y'all have small-poxed like faces and shitty mustaches, and most spics I've seen are fat too
and short to boot, with the weasily spanish as well
I just can't see any redeeming factors, but I guess that's cause I don't like tortillas, nachos, burritos, or guac either.
how people reproduce in your countries I have no idea

this also applies to indians

Anybody who plays dota has no business calling other people retarded

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Lefties are fine and waiting for pushing FA further in 2021, you mean "some hysterical school and university students".