ITT: Your first movie date

ITT: Your first movie date

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>go see PotC 3
>"wow Johnny looks like shit now"
I wonder what she thinks of Depp today.

>be 11
>her dad drops us off
>I hold up my hand and tell her dad I need money for the film
>he gives it to me
>I hold up my hand again
>I need money for snacks too
>her dad gives me more
>get my ticket and a ton of snacks
>asshole dad didn't give the girl any money and she's too cheap to pay herself
>she starts crying
>go see movie by myself

I've never been on a date.

Please stop posting pictures of my wife.

Well it wasn't with MEW so why bother talking about it?

sum of all fears

she fell asleep and I used it as an excuse to smell her hair

He taught you a valuable lesson there mate

movie dates are shit. you either want to focus on the movie, or on the date.

if she choses the movie, usally can't even remember what the movie was about -> awkward talk about it afterwards, and wasted 2 hours

if you chose the movie -> awkward conversation b/c you was more excited about the movie than about her

also you cant do shit in the dark because dozens of people are watching and reeeeeing/shhhhhhsing so the can watch the movie

same

matrix reloaded, she was 10 years older than me.

Still the worst movie I've ever seen

I miss her though :'(

Double date with my best friend.

Ended up sneaking out of the movie with her, getting into my friend's car and losing my virginity because the movie was so shitty we couldn't stand it any more.

Afterwards my friend asked about a smell in his car.

In the end, I'm very grateful for the decline in quality within Eddie Murphy movies.

Thanks for the top tips there straight from the pages of TEEN SCENE 'ZINE

it was a triple date, I was 15. It was so bad I've not watched another Burton film since.

see more movies faggot

Went to see the girl with the Dragon Tattoo with my ex on our first date.

For years before that I was a degenerate drug dealer and fucked a decent number of girls and never took them out on dates. That's the best way to go. I won't take no bitches out on any dates now a days, especially not movie dates.

>not getting it

Elaborate.

>Spill hot sauce on pants in front of date

insideious

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Where the fuck is my MEW Girlfriend Simulator 17™ with VR support?

Don't remember the first ones to be honest, the first I remember was EIII, and I wasn't the one who chose the movie.

She didn't know it was a date. She didn't even know me.

I think my first movie date was something like 30 days of night or Hot Rod

Damn, the highest I scored was a girl 5 years old in college, lasted 11 months.

what movie is this and who is that hapa?

>the highest I scored was a girl 5 years old

I don't remember but I do remember losing my virginity while watching Gamer because he got turned on by the second life scene

older*

Please point me toward something worse than Wolf Creek.

I bet you haven't even seen it

i dont know, we are woefully behind the times. i was promised things

Sounds like she was pretty smart to be in college then.

I was an autistic but good looking teen and she was a slut and we worked together, she mistook my autism for being mysterious

>be too scared to ask the girl out Solo in fear of rejection
>organise a group movie outing.
>girl I'm interested was really excited
>get everyone too bail last minute
>she is annoyed that everyone bailed but happy that I didn't and still wanted to go
>woo pseudo-date
>she wasnt laughing at my jokes and comments during the movie and seemed annoyed

My friend fingered a girl next to me when we went to see The Social Network

>mfw I moved a couple rows down and enjoyed some good fincherkino

>she mistook my autism for being mysterious
hey that's (was) my superpower too

>I bet you haven't even seen it
why would you think that? do you want an old movie or a newer one?

>implying I've ever been on a date

now in my 30's i'm just a husk. at least i got to experience it a couple of times.

I'm not sure why but young Cera always really reminds me of young Latza.

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When did Sup Forums become a den of normies?

>not fingerkino

2008

Failed normies.

>board filled with normies

No wonder this place is so shit.