1.your nation

1.your nation
2.who is your best ally? (except israel, I know that already.)

1. Texas
2. Texas

Texan here, can confirm

ISRAEL

Sweden probably.

We have no best ally, except maybe half of Belgium.

1.Canada
2.China

friends!

Why is Japan an owl?

I would say America but the Obama Administration is butthurt as fuck over Brexit.

2. poland and baltics

kek

>flag
>Iran cannot into allies

I think its a finch or something

1. US
2. Israel

Sweden too.

1. Sweden
2. Norway or finland

What about Russia?

North Korea and Vennezuela

1. Germany
2. France

1. Poland
2. Hungary

Why the fuck would russia like nigger loving faggots?

US

UK or France

Don't you guys have Russia?

Israel is like that ugly, crooked guy who always intentionally provokes trouble and then relies on his rich, powerful friend who helps him out, because israel has some kind of power over his mind

Iran hates Russia.

>Japan

more like Hokkaido.
Hokkaido's bird is owl.

1. Read the god damn flag
2. IN ASIA: fucking Japan obv desu senpai (phillipines to tho we love those brown fucks)
3. IN AUSTRALIA: New Zeland, fuck off ausies
4. IN EUROPE: Ireland/ Italy. otherwise known as Little America and good food/ old york
5. In only america: Canada/ texas
6. south america: Chile (look it up, they are cool)
7. In africa: Germany
8. In the poles: poland (where santa is)

We has no ally.

OP is too baka...

Nah you got us dude, Americans love the Japs and you guys love us too

Russia isn't our ally. Historically they've fucked us over when ever they've had the chance. They even voted for sanctions at the UN when the US promised them some stuff (promises they broke once they had what they wanted).
No and no.

>best ally

China?

1. The internet
2. Sup Forums

Argentina
love 'em

You don't deserve any allies LMAO

F-FINE WE DIDN'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS ANYWAY SENPAI

WE'LL JUST BE HANGING OUT WITH SOUTH KOREA, MAYBE THEY'LL WANT TO PLAY SOME LEAGUE WITH US.

FUCK YOU B-B-BAKA

PLEASE NOTICE ME SENPAI

1. Flag
2. tie between the UK and Japan

You obviously are not Iranian.

Croatia
Germany?

1. The United Kingdom of Great Britain
2. The United States of Amerca

Not pictured,

Israel as the worm inside the eagle.

but you loved that nuclear umbrella we gave you on our date Japanese-kun....

1. USA
2. 9/11

1. flag related
2. Germoney I guess

1. USA
2. Japan

I live in Hawaii and our cultures are so intermixed here that they have become inseparable. Every time I fly to Japan I am treated with great respect and in return I treat them the same.

1. Flag
2. We're alone in this cruel world ;_;

I want to say New Zealand but at the same time I don't want to say New Zealand.

Also have a photo of my mates mum when she was 16.

-Poland
-Indonesia

she is alright

What the fuck? You got us son

Fingered her in a nightclub once

It is, that nigger and his niglets will be gone soon and a real leader will take his place

1. Germany
2. Turkey (basically all true believer countries, Saudi arabia, sadly, is closer to the US though)

she looks 30

would still smash

This is her now.

>flag
>USA

>spain
>deflation

salaam bro

Reminds me of every OPM on Europa Universalis.

1. Russia
2. Belarus or China

1. Hungary
2. Poland

>Hungary
>Russia

ayy lmao

Okie here. I thought your best friend was Mexico.

Israel.

>Denmark

Uhhhh.........shit, I got absolutely nothing. But it's fair enough, we hate everyone as well.

Aussie bro

1. Australia
2. Australia

1. Austria
2. I don't think anyone gives a shit really

I think Hungary still has a hard-on for you goiyms.

Mexico is father who never loved us

Yeah, they've always been kind of a friendly rival for us.

>Italy
>France or Spain

1.America
2.Freedom

1. Poland
2. Hungary, of course.

Although as far as Polish allies go, Romania is pretty underrated.

1.Poland
2.V4

what about your brothers norway and sweden?

i like denmakians, and i seek to understand

>Denmark
>Friends with Sweden or Norway

kek

1. Poland
2. Germany.

That is absolutely sickening.

> implying anyone would want to side with losers

Fuck off.
We're the best losers in the world

1. Taiwan
2. Japan

For Spain its definitely Italy.

Every Italian I know agrees with this and immediately when we talk say something along the lines of "we re practically brothers", etc.

Its a nice ally seeing as it isnt a forced relation, but more of cultural co-patriotism in a way. We both see ourselves reflected in the other.

Some people of both countries say France from time to time, but most Italians and Spanish know it isnt the case, no matter how much they try to relate to us.

1. Russia
2. Army and Navy

Lmao nice memes
Hungary is worse than Lithuania

classic.

was that a stalin quote?

Not Stalin. Alexander III

-sweden
-finland

Wasn't he the one who was a stereotypically huge Russian?

>IIT US saying Japan is their greatest ally and Japan saying they have no allies
Gee I wonder why that is

US is our greatest ally, we get lots of gibs just for being a giant cold hat.

For you.

1.Goymany
2.Probably the french. they have some good aircraft and ground vehicles.

we do not have friends. Certainly not Sweden.

australia
new zealand

id still smash.

Don't you meme on me now.

1 Italy
2 Historically Poland (Nowadays we are in good terms with everyone but India)

Fuck, in our anthems we both said we are brothers in fate, too.