So, uuuhh

So, uuuhh..

DUDE KILL YOUR DOG LMAO

PLEASE NOT THE WHIP, NIA

...

NIA PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY OTHER TESTICLE

IT'S BRUTAL

>Bill: So, uuuh... the other day I was-
>Nia: Ayo hol up!
>Bill: Uuuh, I was-
>Nia: Ayo fuck dem wypeepo
>Bill: Nia please I'm trying to-
*Sounds of lips being pursed*
>Nia: Wotch yo just say duh me?
*Sounds of Bill being beaten and slapped*
>Bill: No Nia! Pl-
*Sound of crashing pots*
>Bill: Aaargh!
>Nia: Maybe dat o' tech yo wite ass
>Bill: Nia I love you but please!
*Sounds of further beating*
>Nia: Imo get da spark plurgs
>Bill: NOOO! Nia! Not them! Anything but them!
*Show ends with Bill screaming in agony as electric shocks are passed through his nipples and genitalia*

this is the monday morning podcast everyone *whispers* please send help call the cops for the love of god pl-OOOHH HEY T-THE LOVELY NIA EVERYONE

Micromodul? Micromodal?
Indochino? Indochina?

Quite the imagination.

only time ive actually laughed in one of these threads

hey everyone bill burr here with the monday morning podcast
>loud moaning and fucking noises can be heard in the background
h-heheh c-can you hear these noises?..uuuuhh t-the lovely nia is watching a porn parody as a joke
HEY TURN IT DOWN IN THERE
>an angry nigger replies
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHYT BOI BEFO' AH BEAT YO'ASS
>bill sounds nervous
h-heheh...she's with an old friend, such jokers
>the fucking becomes so loud the voices can be heard clearly at this point
-OH YES FUCK ME TYRONE FUCK MA CHOCOLATE HOLEZ TILL AH BLEED NIGGUUUHH OOOOOHHHHH
OH FUCK YES TAKE IT YOU GODDAMN DIRTY HO TAKE DAT BIG BLACK DICK
-YES! YES TYRONE! FUCK ME LIKE THAT LIL WHYT BOI NEVER EVER COULD
>bill sounds nervous and embarrassed to death
h-h-haha t-theyre playing a joke on me, those bastards
>the nigga is about to climax
-OH YEAH! OH GODDAMN ITS COMING YOU HO MAFFUGIN CUMMIN
NOT IN ME NIGGUH GO AND CUM ON DAT LIL CRACKAZ BALD ROUND PATHETIC FUCKIN HEAD
>rushed steps are heard, the door in bills room opens in a hurry
-OOOHH YEAH OH FUG YEAH TAKE IT LIL GINGER BOI FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CUMMING ON MY FUCKING HEAD?? WHAT THE F U C K STOP SHIT SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH GODDAMIT
-ooooh...oooh yeah, ooh fuck, relax lil nigguh s'all ovah now.. u a good lil soldier
>bill can be heard whipping his head and begging the nigger to go
h-h-h-heheh...aaaahhhh...t-the lovely nia and her crazy pranks everyone!

yeah you guys are spot on, bill has lost it...this is where it's at

All you can really hope for is a divorce and the great comedy special after it happens

Bill is gonna commit suicide 100% guaranteed if that happens

Oh, he'll be doing PLENTY of comedy specials after the divorce

You guys see One Punch Man?

Imagine the shit Patrice will give him for marrying an ugly ass hood bitch, he was always calling him out on being nigger asskisser.

Ol' Billy Redface gonna receive double roasting.

He'll be back doing Thursday-Sunday at Bananas in Poughkeepsie

N-Nia...? W-why is our baby daughter 10 shades blacker than you..?
>YOU WAN' A DIVORCE? 'S DAT WATCHU WANT NIQUH 'S DAT WATCHU SAYIN?? OH ILL GIVE YOU A DIVORCE AIGHT IMMA FUCKIN RUIN YO SHEIT MAFUGUH STOP CRYIN BITCH NIQUH BEFO AH BEAT'CHO ASS AGAIN

Gotta pay for his wife's son's gibmedats

Hey nia, tha guy called again
>WHAT GUY HO
T-the one who insists referring to himself as "nia's baby daddy"? W-whats up with that?
>NONE O'YO GODDAMN MUFUGIN HONKEY BIZNES DATS WUS UP WIT DAT BIATCH WUT YOU WANNA GO? STANDIN RIGHT HEAH NIGUH CMON WUT BRING ET
OK OK IM SORRY jeez

>Hey nia, tha guy called again
>>WHAT GUY HO

damn that got me hard for some reason still keking

WATCH IT BILLY

man she looks like a little younger arnold maid.

*goes onto 30 minute long rant about Stalin/Hitler* while the crowd is totally silent

>the Louis cuck meme style posting was never funny

Didn't mean to green text that

>Hi there, guys, today the podcast will be broadcast from the attic while I'm in shackles. It's a me-
>*Steps are heard, she approaches with increasing speed and finally opens the door to check on his malnourished prisoner with the harshest of glances before shutting it back to take care of the barbecue fueled by his scorching clothes*
>-taphor for the burdens of married life, h-haha!
>Did I tell you guys I've been losing some weight? I'm 120 lbs now, i-it's just a diet that was recommended by my doctor.

then why am I LMAOing my ass off?

You are such a grown up for not laughing. I wish I were you.

Hey guys, just chekkiiiinnn in on you. Its the monday morning podcast on uh... tuesday, yea i know i know you fucks.
Sorry bout the sound quality, staying in a motel tonight, which is eh strange cause im not actually touring right now eheh heh heh.

Nia wanted a day off from me with the baby.. in my own house, theres nothing wrong with that right *more nervous laughter* hmfff.

You know what this is married life really, i cant complain eh. I mean, what else was i going to do tonight in the house that i paid for? Jerk off and go to sleep?
Nah its fine you know, just like the old days. Anyway....

>Roland Drum Kit previously owned and signed by Bill Burr!
>Auctioned by user NiaBurr69