The moment when haters knew they fucked up

>the moment when haters knew they fucked up
APOLOGIZE

>everybody freaking out about this image
>google it
>people shitting their pants because disney says it officially belongs to rey
Nigga what? Multiple people have held Anakin's saber over the story. Obi-Wan had it for like 19 years, so you could market it and sell it as his saber too. Disney using jew logic again

Why is she running with her lightsaber?

Her finger is way too close to the blade. She could burn herself or cut off her finger. Fuckin stupid bitch, and her nigger boyfriend ain't much help is he?

Rey is a Mary Sue because she is instantly liked, trusted and put on a pedestal by everyone she meets.

Han Solo wants her on his crew and trusts her enough to work on the Falcon. Chewbacca watches over her and rips off Unkar's arm to protect her, who also wants her for inexplicable reasons. Maz is willing to give her a lightsaber, and not just any lightsaber, but the Legacy lightsaber of the series. Finn loves her and his sole motivation in rescuing her is that he loves her. The major villains of the movie want her. Princess Leia hugs her and not Chewbacca when Han Solo dies, and personally tells her that the Force is with her. She inherits the Millennium Falcon, Chewbacca, and R2-D2 when one of the three most beloved characters in the franchise is killed off. The primary villain of the movie, Kylo Ren, obsesses over her when she is his prisoner and is the first person in the movie to take his mask off to. Absolutely every single thing is handed to her and her competence and personality are never questioned in any way, shape or form by anyone in the movie.

This is what makes a Mary Sue. Not the fact that she has all of these amazing powers and abilities without even trying or without having been trained, but the fact that absolutely everyone she meets instantly likes and trusts her. This is the true mark of a Mary Sue, and it is due to an inability of a writer to create a compelling character. A Mary Sue will always be a stand-in for how the writer wants the fictional characters to react to them personally.

None of this can be refuted. She is a Mary Sue, and it isn't because she has powers and is a woman. It's because she is horribly written and to defend her is to defend bad writing.

I can't get stuck in the story when I keep seeing the fucking Skellig Islands

Who gave that little boy a lightsaber

I'm with her

As true as this is. Its also misogynistic. Rey made star wars. Nobody will care about those originals soon.

jesus christ this looks awful

nobody i know actually likes nu star wars or wants to rewatch it

you don't know many sw fans do you?

She persisted.

I don't care about who owns a sword. A though about running and holding a hilt-less sword, especially a light sword, in that way seems highly impractical

>Running on wet rocks with a deployed lightsaber
>Fingers less than an inch from the blade
>eyes closed

If this were a decent movie she would immediately trip and either remove some fingers or impale herself. If this is the marysue quest I expect she will do a flying somersault handstand backflip following this still.

>wet
mossy*

She runs

It's her turn (to be a jedi)

She just stabbing the air

That faint shadow of her asscrack makes me so wild and horny. I feel like I was some sort of primitive animal, salivating for the smell and taste of excrement and vaginal fluids. Homo Erectus indeed.

Her forward foot is off the ground, she's either doing some crazy lunge stab or she's running.

>tfw you realize that the biggest symbol of the newest disney star wars family friendly movie trilogy is a weapon that was used to kill groups of children

this triggers me
this is how you get disarmed

really bad shop for a AAA level franchise

it does officially belong to her now, and thats perfectly fine and logical, now that she is the one who found and is using it. What has people upset is the fact that they made an article about it, basically women shoving it into all the mens faces like "SEEE?! WE STAR WARS NOW" And men are reacting exactly how they planned, by restarting the whole feminism/girls in muh star wars arguments that only serve to make people keep talking about it. Disney doesn't give a shit, with the Star Wars brand and all the drama and attention they generate this will be their cash cow for decades.

it looks like she's in the middle of some kind of break dance.

>inb4 rey gets some sort of permanent scar like luke, anakin and kylo

It's amazing how little of a fuck Disney gives about this. Shows they know millions of brain dead mouth breathing retards will watch it no matter what.

>Rey made star wars a joke.
FTFY

her nigger boyfriend is gay though

What fan film is this from?

drumpfkins BTFO

Finn had googly in love eyes for Rey as soon as he saw her. If they listen to fucking fans who want him to be gay when it makes no sense I will be pissed.

I see new Star Wars films merch discounted everywhere I go, it doesn't sell meanwhile even the prequel trilogy merch still holds its value

it's because the toy manufacturers are out of date sexists who are still making action figures. if they want to have any hope of capturing the target demographic they need to start making Star Wars barbie dolls.

But it is hers, obviously Luke will say, Nah, keep it, it's your now.
So it is Rey's saber.
Also the photo is sick.

>Anakin: made it
>Obi-Wan: took it from Anakin after beating him
>Luke: "your father wanted you to have it"
>Rey: ???

I'm trying to figure out what emotion her face is conveying and I can't make it out

Anyone know?

She's obviously learning to use the Force. Relying less on her senses and more on her powers.

>Rey: "I want you to have it cos I don't like being a Jedi/am dying/have my own green lightsaber"

Rey's father wants her to have it

Who cares? Luke's green saber is infinitely cooler.

Jesus whyd they tell her to work 0ut so much she looks chunky

I likr the lowcut shirt this time tho very sexy didnt thjnk disneycould do it

I'm going to start rating shit posting threads.

This one gets a 3/10

It's pretty low effort. It also has zero originality.

>It also has zero originality.
Welcome to 99.9% of the daily content of this board.

Enjoy you're stay.

They didn't even market her as the lead in Force Awakens.

>OP talking about a fictional event related to a work of fiction

I don't care how to dress it up. Shit is still shit user.

Thank you for this reasoned composition user.

Why do you care about that? Finn hooking up with Poe is far more believable than with Rey who he just starting lusting over out of nowhere.

...

>Anakin: "After all those hardships and tribulations, I am officially a Jedi knight. May this lightsaber serve as a reminder that I have achieved my dreams and that I have risen from being born a slave on Tatooine."
>Obi-Wan: "My apprentice has turned to the dark side, the Jedi have all but been wiped out, and the Sith have won. I shall save this lightsaber and give it to someone whom I feel is worthy enough to become a Jedi and who will, hopefully, defeat the Empire one day and restore peace to the galaxy."
>Luke: "My father was a Jedi knight before he died. I shall carry his lightsaber in his honor and will train to become a Jedi myself, so that I may avenge him and keep his legacy alive."

>Rey: "lol some alien random bitch gave it to me for no real reason. but look how skilled i am despite having no prior training whatsoever! so progressive!"

Who's the transsexual on the far right?

your mum

>rey is vishnu

I wanna hate fuck her so bad

That's because millenials are entitled, and it's a way to relate to them.

you say that sarcastically but you have just made an extremely valid point
>Luke has to work hard and prove himself for his achievements
>Rey has everything handed to her

pottery

I wasn't being sarcastic.

I'm a little less annoyed at her now that she is going through some form of fucking training.

Still, I wanna see her ass kicked in this movie. She sort of needs something to slow her roll.

It's already dead on its ass though she's already shows that she doesn't need any training after kicking everyone's ass all the time

fucking hell she's just gonna be jesus on roids

We'll have to see. If she goes through this movie without any sort of resistance like the last, then it pushes her even deeper as a shit character.

What I want is for her to fall to the dark side and Kylo go to the light, that'd be cool.

no that'd be stupid and obvious

how about something that isn't about le dark side light side?

star wars is so worn out it hurts it's just the same shit again and again

Katanas are held that way desu.
*teleports behind you*

I would add that the people this upsets are also missing the bigger picture. Mary Sues make for bad storytelling, and a young girl (the ones who defend this Mary Sue suddenly care so much about) would have much more to look up to in a character who is flawed and overcomes those flaws to become something more. This is something that would happen in a better written story without a Mary Sue. You can have great female characters without them being a Mary Sue.

I found a new copypasta to use.

>Obi-Wan had it for like 19 years
tfw you realize Obi-Wan aged 40 years in half the time

So what is this stance called?
Is it as powerful as the high ground or spinning?

>has a guard
>isn't an energy weapon

Sorry

fake manufactured hype Star Shit belongs in the trash

Yes but incompetence reigns at Lucasfilm right now, because the rabid feminist that is running the company is hiring females in every strategic position, just because. Now we don't have passionate people doing these movies but social climbers and hacks. The good people are probably disgusted and leaving the company

It's nice to see someone who gets it.
The true hallmark of a Mary Sue is that Everything revolves around them, and what doesn't revolve around them becomes about them as soon as possible. The powers, snowflake race/attributes and all that shit are just ways to get to that goal.

Let's take a few examples
>Kylo
Original goal: find Luke Skywalker
Later Goal: Get Rey to find Luke Skywalker
Eventual Goal: Beat Rey

>Resistance
Original goal: find Luke Skywalker and Stymie the First Order
Later Goal: find Rey and Stymie the first Order
Eventual Goal: Let Rey find Luke Skywalker

>Finn
Original Goal: Survive
Eventual Goal: protect Rey at all costs

>Snoke
Original Goal: subvert Kylo completely
Later Goal: Discover the disturbance (Rey)
Eventual Goal: Train Kylo, which we can only assume he never would have done if not for Rey.

The ONLY two significant characters that don't fall into this are Poe and Hux.
That's literally it.
By a funny coincidence, these are also the only two characters that never interact with Rey at all.

>Rey made star wars.

>8 images omitted
the fuck?

>mfw they don't realise how shit they're making Rey look by this action
To Anakin, Obi-Wan and Luke, it is symbolic of both death and rebirth.
Anakin made it when he started his new life, and lost it to Obi-Wan when it ended.
Obi-Wan gave it to Luke, symbolising that the old was making way for the new.
Luke started his new Life like his father did upon taking it, but it wasn't until he lost it that he truly shucked off his old life and became his own man, separate from both Yoda and Sheev's influences.
Now how does Rey claim the saber?
>that old thing? Keep it. I've got a new one anyway.

The poetry is there. It's like someone somewhere is trying to warn everyone about what the series has become.

>ANOTHER planet with a blue sky and green vegetation
STOP

sweet little titties

>What did you say about my acting?

>people shitting their pants because disney says it officially belongs to rey
well, it sort of does since she was created from the DNA in Luke's hand

Daisy a cute A CUTE
haters BTFO

Luuuke when?

damn

nice digits too

Stress ages people.

she's fit as FUCK now

webms of her squatting please

So fit...

I want to lick her teeth while she is in costume

patrician

Did anyone think that she wouldn't have that saber? Come on, she found it, she's ''the chosen one'', she is trained by luke. It's obvious she was going to get it.

From a marketing standpoint it makes sense, but from a narrative stance It completely misses the point of Luke losing it and making his own one.

>at the furthest point of canonical star wars timeline we've reached and the current time period being shown the lightsaber belongs to Rey
>called Rey's lightsaber

What is wrong with this again? Obi wan is dead, Anakin is dead, Luke has a new lightsaber.

Nothing. It's just clickbait sites shitstirring, and retards falling for it like clockwork.

It was not made this month... she is fat now and ugly

Is that a pirate with a lightsaber?

it would have been a lot more badass if she made her own, especially since she's skipped all the growth of luke in empire

This is true

But I think what Sup Forums often misses is that the character can change. I don't even think it was from Kathleen Kennedy making her a mary sue. I think it was JJ's shit storytelling abilities

Just go into Rian's adaptation ignoring all that shit.... if you go in thinking about her as a mary sue you'll keep thinking about that, and wont judge 8 by its merits alone.

all three protagonists wielding the same lightsaber is a nice way to tie them all together without doing something retarded like making Rey Luke's daughter

Kylo should have got Anakin's Saber. Holding a tool that both protected and caused the deaths of so many innocents would stoke his inner conflict more than just staring at a Helmet.

Rey should have been given one by Luke, which would show her being a blank slate that matures when she finds one herself, or makes one herself.

Felicity > Daisy

You lack aesthetic taste and vision, Hollywood. Do you know why you lack these things, Hollywood? Because all the people who could have kept you in the game, you snubbed or fucked over. Literally everything you are/everything you so these days STINKS of "interns"

>implying Rey isn't related to Obi-Wan on her Mother's side, and Sheev on her father's.
There's no way they're going to let the toy opportunities slide by letting them fade away. They're going to want people to remember them until they can't sell toys anymore.
They'll also find ways to shoehorn Rebels and TCW material in too, under the guise of connecting the franchise, just to milk it a bit more.