This guy lasers your Action Comics #1 in half

This guy lasers your Action Comics #1 in half.

What do you do?

Tell him to crawl back into his mom's concrete vagina

>yfw Babyseid vs Super Sons

>not vs Watchmen Babies
step it up

Cash in on the insurance policy.

but his mom is dead

I was really looking forward to getting Alexander Luthor Jr.

Instead I got babyseid. Fuck you Johns.

Same. I did feel slightly better at seeing that ridiculous fucking baby though.

>Zeus is also a Baby
Crisis on Infinite Babies when?

call superman or wonder woman to beat his ass

Give him a nipple that isn't his daughter's, because he might just be hungry and cranky

...

At least we get lex luthor ruler of apokalips

Wait shit I only just realised thats not his mother
That arc was a convoluted mess

Post Milfside.

Milfsied is

Did you know there are only 5 Google image results for femsied
Milfsied just gives a bunch of generic porn

Why would I have an issue of Action Comics #1? What kind of fucking money do you think I have?

That's NOT how Omega Beams work you filthy casual.

It's this action comics 1

Try Darkseid Rule 63, doofus.

Why was the website down for 4 hours

>guy